The Earth Has Developed a Slight Wobble in its Orbit...

Rating: 1/10 (25 June 2009)

...Gene Roddenberry spinning in his grave! I knew from the very beginning that this was going to be a bad movie but this steaming load is bad on so many levels it literally must be considered to be the worst thing that has ever been put on celluloid in history.
Bad production design, bad writing, bad science (well, pretty much non-existent science), bad direction. The shaky camera work and lens flares will give you a headache within the first minute of this travesty. The story (and I use that term sarcastically) has plot holes through which you could fly a starship. Thank God the camera moves so quickly that one doesn't actually have to SEE much of this Trek/Galactica mash-up.
I didn't even pay to see this turd and I want my money back! I read that Paramount recently axed their studio execs, and now I know why (at least I HOPE the reason was because it was they who handed the reins of this franchise to a talentless hack like JJ Abrams who cares nothing for art and everything for the almighty dollar). Oh, I know this pile of sewage will make an equally big pile of money, but that doesn't excuse allowing Abrams/Orci/Kurtzman/Lindelof to slap the name "Star Trek" on this piece of crap.
This isn't good sci-fi, this isn't good space opera, this isn't a good movie... and it certainly is NOT "Trek".