Piece of garbage

Rating: 1/10 (1 July 2011)

The fact that this movie was even made, coupled with that fact that people actually claim to like it, has permanently damaged my faith in the human race. Watching this movie was like passing a bowel obstruction, only when it was over did I feel any relief and there was crying from the ordeal. I will NEVER see a JJ Abrahms movie again, EVER! And frankly, I think I deserve compensation for the time I wasted watching it. This is definitely for "Generation Me", basically have a bunch of teenagers and twenty-somethings run around screaming drama at each other, and when they aren't doing that they're making out. Perhaps if the original series hadn't led to later movies like Wrath of Khan and First Contact, and later TV shows like Deep Space 9 and Voyager, I could understand a reboot. I probably wouldn't have cared about the reboot at all, but 'old spock' from the original timeline shows up and claims everything Star Trek amounted to in about 50+ years has been washed away. Frankly, it felt juvinile and insulting. Then the rest of the movie follows a Star Wars plot line, only thing missing were lightsabers and wookies. Probably in the cut scenes. This movie was so horrible, I think it gave me cancer.