This movie... Inhales Forcefully

Rating: 1/10 (15 March 2010)

1. Star Trek is NOT an action franchise, it is a moral/philosophical one. It almost always teaches something relevant to contemporary audiences. This failed. UTTERLY. 2. Spock does NOT have 'casual sex' or elective sex for that matter, he is subject to his Vulcan reproductive drive every seven years. 3. THEY DESTROYED VULCAN! NOT A BASE, NOT A COLONY, THE ENTIRE PLANET! 4. IF THEY DON'T REVERSE THAT IN THE VERY NEXT MOVIE, THEY WILL NEVER MAKE ANOTHER CENT OFF OF ME, SO HELP ME, SURAK.
Note to film makers: Classic Trek fans, or Trekkies, would prefer Deep Impact over Armageddon. Figure out why before you make another attempt.