Noo!

Rating: 1/10 (2 June 2009)

Spoilers ahead, what a sad drivel of a movie. Every fear I had for this movie has been for-filled and exceeds into pure destruction of this classic!
Chriss Pine, will you please, actionboy/prettyboy. Why on earth him and not Matt Damon! Matt himself approached J.J. to get the role! And still JJ politely schuns Damon by telling him his to old for the role!!
Spock! Noo, my Spock was never like that! I refuse to believe he was ever that stupid, he may have been young once, but I don't believe he ever was made captain of Enterprise! while in his teens!! And then making such poor decisions to maroon Private Kirk on an Ice Planet!! No and No and No!!
Women!? Zoe Saldana, I love strong Spacetravelling gunslinging women. Femmefatals of the universe! But Zoe can now think of a role much like this one,,
Gwen DeMarco:
"Fred, you had a part people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my BOOBS and how they fit into my suit. No one bothered to ask me what I do on the show."
Fred Kwan:
"You were... umm, wait..."
Gwen DeMarco:
"I repeated the computer, Fred."
the lines taken from Galaxy Quest! this is a worst case scenario. Bruckheimer and Bay wins! This is just as stupid! and why does it look like JJ was never able to get a job at Lucasfilm! why does this movie remind me so much of Star Wars and not Star Trek!! Gene Roddenberry must be tossing and turning in his grave!!
Rick Berman, Brannon Braga, Chris Black, Mike Sussman, Andre Bormanis and Manny Cotos versions of the Trek Universe is out the window. And the new guys are apparently Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman, both known collaborators of Bay, making them an accomplish to the destruction of the Transformer Universe!! Sad!! in other words they are of a different school of movie-making! "And did we tell you the name of the game, boy? We call it Ride the Gravy Train." Money, and the more stupefied youth you can get to say "wow thats the wildest best movie ever!" then the money will be rolling in!! Nevermind the content as long as we've got Chris Pine and Zoe Saldana and a whole bunch of worthless action!!
This movie is a blunder bomb!! the script stinks, the acting stinks and JJ would have been better of stinking to the TV.