Hollywood start paying for decent writers!!!

Rating: 1/10 (13 May 2009)

This is the first movie I have been to see for 7 years since LOTR two towers. (Except for a trip to the science museum to watch the space mission lab in 3d with Tom Cruise narrating.)
I was really looking forward to it and guess it was worth the hefty entrance price if i factor in that I will probably not go to the movies for another 7 years (unless 3d films at the cinema become the norm and they sort out the stories.)
Hollywood has got to start giving profit share to writers for royalties. As well as investing in some college to train writers. A ten year old could write a better script.
Its as if all of Hollywood has been taken over by mentally deficient monkeys with a 3 key typewriter typed by banging head against 3 buttons... EXPLOSION CHASE FIGHT.
...damn those monkeys...Going to take a really long time (and monkeys) to write Shakespeare with those 3 buttons.
The good... It all looked really good from the trailers. Special effects where in the main great (apart from the ice monsters... just why?)
Some individual scenes where great, kirk as a troubled youth was a good idea IMHO, which they could have spent more time on, failing at school, possibly getting tempted by drugs, maybe trying to be a pimp.
Spock, Uhura, Kirk (did not get enough ladies to be truly kirk,) and Bones were well cast.
Now the bad...
Mainly the storyline see below... the ugly.
I think Simon Pegg was miscast as Scottie, his accent was fine, but the jokes were a bit to much and his sidekick mer.
Ice Monsters were just tacked on and badly done.
Finally the ugly...
The story man, WTF you do to the story? Just awful plot, lame as, why not kill Vulcan when you first arrive and heres a thought how about going to ROMULUS and warning them about the NOVA... (i feel kinda dirty and special needs typing this ...truly who are writing these things?)
Huge gaping holes in the story. Made me feel dirty, I feel used, I want my money back and donate it to some charity writing college to buy those monkeys a better typewriter.