The worst sci-fi movie, I've ever seen, seriously.

Rating: 1/10 (7 December 2009)

This might just be the most infantile and stereotypical sci-fi movie I have ever seen. The film is just a collection of the most exploited and idiotic clichés.
Let's see - a "rebellious" and sloppy (but handsome) guy (who is of course an orphaned child of a great captain who sacrificed his life for 600 others on the day of his son's birth) becomes an officer in three years (when in reality three years is the time it would take to train for the parachute scene only), a planet gets sucked in by a black hole (which, funnily enough, somehow is able to transport humans and spaceships through time and space without doing them any harm) created by Romulans using a hocus-pocus-super-duper and menacingly named "Red Matter" , then we get a high-altitude melee-fight (with a considerable amount of edge-dangling courtesy of Kirk and finger-stepping presented by an ugly evildoer), two guys manage to get beamed up while falling from several miles, while Spock's mother slips down on a collapsing rock and gets left out (oops!), then there is a scene in which the protagonist is chased by a huge monster (which doesn't even touch the guy, instead it prefers to roar at him and make feeble efforts to suck him into its stomach) only to be saved by future-Spock, who JUST HAPPENED to be on the same planet and in the same cavern that Kirk ran into.
Let's not forget about ship designs - the "bad" Romulans are equipped with an aptly sinister-looking monster of a ship, while the Federation cruise in their shiny saucers. Additionally, we get flooded with mediocre slapstick (the main character has to be "likeable", right?),cheesy and tearful romance and all of that is topped with a serious amount of silly-looking foreheads and tribal tattoos.
I mean - COME OOOOOOON.