I want my money back!

Rating: Null/10 (3 September 2010)

This is - and I am absolutely truthful here - the VERY FIRST movie I ever watched in my whole life where I felt so tricked, deceived and let up afterwards that I wanted my money back! Idiot me bought the DVD. It's up at Ebay now, I want it out of my house! If there was a zero star verdict, this one earned it. How could they? I mean how the hell could they do that to the vast majority of Trekkers who grew up with the franchise which kept half way close to storyline and time-line.
Nope, I do not buy the Alternate Universe sh*t, what for would I want that? If *I* wanted alternate universes I'd go watch Bladerunner, Alien, Dune, Star Wars, whatever, there are loads of those around - I don't need an alternate universe for Star Trek! I want Star Trek, when I invest money to watch Star Trek.
I neither liked this totally idiotic Kirk (I mean the original had its problems, but this one would get the Raiders of the Lost Ark-Treatment, a single bullet into the frontal lobe, to stop his awful mannerisms and he-man behaviour), nor the Spock who had nothing, but absolutely NOTHING left over from the early, timid and very much socially/emotionally challenged Spock of TOS. This guy here was, well, neglectable. Same goes for the new Uhura, who hasn't got a thimble full of the charisma and sex appeal of the original one. Even Bones just comes over as being as(s)inine.
I'm not even starting on the plot holes, because others have done that just nicely.
Spare yourself this horrid piece of ... brrrr.