Star Trek the comedy, pitiful

Rating: 1/10 (15 May 2009)

First let me say I'm an old Trekkie. I liked the old series, hated most of the movies, except Star Trek II (which far surpasses this mess), hated most of the TV rip-offs except Enterprise, which could have been interesting if they hadn't fallen prey to the need to create a single villainous species to fight. This movie was pure garbage. Yes it looks quite pretty but it has the worse movie score and, quite frankly, the worst dialog I've ever endured. It was nonsensical, loud, mindless and with so many Kirk gets beat up fight scenes that I wanted to puck! The characters were comedic without any decorum at all. The continuous banter just amped up the mindlessness of the so called story. You know when a movie is going bad when they resort to Alien monsters and Tyler Perry substituting for a Morgan Freeman like character. After seeing those two things I was done and just wanted it to be over. I wish I could give this movie a 0, but you don't have one. Too bad there will be a sequel.