Utter Trash

Rating: 2/10 (17 May 2009)

This film was god-awful. It made no sense, it's full of convenient lies, and you could have moved the whole thing to a train and it would have made no difference since the SCI-FI element was conveniently eked out. I know JJ Abrams is a bit of a tool but he seems to have the power to get big films made. Why then does he waste our time by not writing proper scripts, or explaining things, relying on trite clichés and special effects instead of story telling. I wish i'd injected my balls with food dye so i could come red matter, it would still be more interesting and meaningful than this piece of sphincter wax. SUNSHINE was better than this. Event Horizon Was Better than this. Bloody Robocop was better than this. It's 2009 and nine, i think we have the technology for a good script and good special effects. Maybe by hiring a writer instead of this TV hack.