Creatively Bankrupt Movie Based On Creatively Bankrupt Comic Book

Rating: 2/10 (13 February 2019)

Not a real spider-man movie, spider-man is Peter Parker not Miles Morales he's just a cheap clone created by a known hack who also helped destroy Peter Parker's marriage along with the idiotic hack and terrible Mary sue insert writer Joe Quesada, who spearheaded the project one more day one of the most reviled spider-man stories ever made and Joe's art sucks too he's worse than Rob Liefeld on Captain America.
But back to the movie itself into the spider verse features not 1 but 5 rip-off spider-men. You have the rip-off Spider-man whom the movie is about Miles Morales, who is just a black Spider-man and an unlikable boring version of Peter Parker whose only feature that separates him from Peter Parker is that he's black. Not half as deeply flawed or interesting as Peter Parker he's not a nerd who gets picked on he doesn't have trouble talking to girls he's not someone that people can relate to he's boring he's pointless and most of all he's not Spider-Man.
Then they bring in even worse, Spider man clones you have a stupid, unfunny talking pig who is a joke character made for idiots in the 80's. Then you have a generic anime girl with a pet robot who's also somehow a spider even less of a character just a generic backstory. Then you have another gimmick spider-man who's black and white and wears a hat and goggles basically a lame version of Gotham by gaslight batman which is ironic since batman beyond first ripped of Spider man 2099 which should've been in this movie instead of the stupid anime girl. They also threw in another pointless spider-man-man rip-off Spider-Gwen who has the stupidest name of any superhero just create an original character instead of making a bad spider-man clone you talent-less lazy hacks at marvel.
Miles Morales basically steals Peter Parker's origin story by having his uncle die and rips off the ending of Sam Raimi Spider-man by will his father thinks Spider-Man killed his brother. Green Goblin and the other regular spider-man villains look idiotic if something isn't broken don't fix it as they made it worse in this case. The Kingpin also doesn't even look human he looks like a golem or slightly uglier Ben Grimm and they forgot to add his neck as he doesn't even have a hint of neck the kingpin isn't a cartoon monster he's a human a fat human, but a human a human who murders a lot people for greed not nonetheless and not terrible cartoon character.
Don't make a spider-man movie and not make it about Spider-man that is just idiotic instead they made this movie about discount Spider-man and then gave him a similar tragic backstory, but dumber and then have said discount recolored Spider-Man saves the day and defeats the cartoony looking villain and stops the cliche doomsday plot device.