I guess all the 9-10's have no idea what Spider Man is supposed to be about! Read and learn something

Rating: 3/10 (28 May 2018)

Let me proloque by saying I am a fan of the Spider Man graphic novels. I know the stories and the characters pretty well, so my review will come from the side of the comic reader...value that however you like.
Now...
1st! The reason for most superheroes wearing masks is to remain unknown!! How many people know Peter Parker is Spider Man by the end of this one? 6! Tony, Aunt May, Happy, Pepper, the Vulture, and his best friend Ned! Pay attention people!
2nd! Do not misconstrue what I am saying here...but I get we are trying to cram as much diversity as possible into films, and im fine with that...EXCEPT HERE. Who thought it was a good idea to make big bad bully Flash Thompson a freakin 5'6" skinny kid of Guatemalen descent who makes grade school level jokes about Peters name? His best friend is a Hawaiian of Filipino descent, and "MJ" is AA. I get it, young and diverse.
3rd! Has ANYONE who was even close to this film production ever seen Aunt May in a Spider Man book?! Old, innocent, gray haired. But i guess the studio thought, lets attract more youth by making her younger and sexier...WRONG!
4th! Michelle?! Who tf is Michelle?! And they have the nerve to call her "MJ" at the end?! MJ=Mary Jane, and she doesnt even have red hair?! What is going on here people?! WRONG!
5th! One of his main super powers is Spidey sense...why couldnt he spidey sense a huge mechanical arm in a fist coming at the back of his head? WRONG!
6th! Why did it seem like all he was trying to do the whole movie was suck up to Tony...and then when given the opportunity, he was like nah!
7th! Peter Parker is supposed to be a genius. Super smart. So smart in fact...that he had no idea how to use his own suit?! If he's a genius, you would think he could have figured it out pretty quick! But fine...you got the laugh out of it.
The reason it doesn't get a 1 star from me is because I like Tom as Spider Man AND Peter Parker. And if a movie can get a laugh out of me, then all the better. Otherwise, throw it in the 'Missed' pile.