Will NEVER be half the legend that The Amazing Spider-Man was.

Rating: 5/10 (5 September 2018)

This movie was simply Disappointing. The only reason this movie gets praise is because Spidey is finally apart of the MCU. However, there are so many reasons that this is an absolute joke of a film in comparison to it's predecessors. Tom Holland is one of the few good actors in the movie. I like Holland a lot, although he didn't capture the character like Andrew Garfield did he really does look like Peter Parker. That being said his suit looks like anything except Spider-Man. His suit is 100% trash in this film, it looks like it was bought from Party City, also why the actual hell does the suit talk!? Also why is it a girl talking for the suit instead of a dude!? They completely ruined the concept of the suit. Please just give us something identically similar to suits of Tobey Maguire or Andrew Garfield. Their suits actually look like Spidey. Another point I want to make is how inaccurate from the comics and cartoons this film is.
Now, I never got fully into the comics like some have, but I have seen a Spider-Man comic before. One example of this movie being inaccurate is the character "Flash". Why is Flash a loser in this film? Flash is supposed to be a theeatening jock, which was done perfectly in The Amazing Spider-Man, but in this film he's just as geeky as Peter. Also, why is MJ called "Michelle Jones" instead of Mary Jane Watson? What is the point of all of these stupid and laughable changes?
Finally, this doesn't feel like a Spider-Man movie at all. Tom Holland's character is wasted throughout the film. He's such an amazing actor and instead of making him act like a legitimate Spider-Man, they make him act like a total punk. Holland's portrayal of Spider-Man is ultra strong. Being able to hold together ships as well as stopping the Winter Soldier's punch is just one of the many impressive things his character has pulled so far, but in one seen he somehow gets intimidated by a thug. WTF!? What a way to make Tom Holland look weak. Spider-Man could snap that dude's spine like a toothpick if he wanted to do so. This movie makes no sense. I don't care how many people I piss off in this review, but this is easily one of the worst superhero movies I've seen. Spider-Man 3 is the only movie that's worst than this film. I feel like giving it a 5/10 is being a bit too generous, but I suppose it's possible that it could've been worse. That being said, it was still a pretty bad movie.