Worst Spiderman Ever

Rating: 4/10 (1 October 2017)

This movie is a joke. First twenty minutes was a snooze fest. Michael Keaton was awesome but that's just it. A millennial spiderman is what we have here folks. The selfie taking, amateur video making, overly enthusiastic and needy little puppet of Tony Stark. Not that millennials are silly but this shits on millennials. This was an old guy's understanding of what goes through the mind of millennials. Aunt May is much younger and so attractive, the men are all after her, creepy, even tony stark was a slobbering mess upon seeing her. We get the point she's hot.
Even halfway through the movie spiderman's a mess. OK he's human so he makes mistakes got it but still its ridiculous. I did not get why the folks in this marvel universe were impressed with the youtube spiderman. Captain America's fitness program lol. This spiderman is a loser that no one can depend on and the same goes for peter parker. All this guy did was get bit by a radioactive spider and really is nothing without the suit that Tony Stark made for him. Homecoming? Again lol. Plus she was peter's date. That is all they were never really boyfriend and girlfriend. This had to be said because when peter was fighting vulture guy, Peter was like "fighting your girlfriend's dad during the homecoming night". Also dare I say, Peter is bad news to all his girlfriends or love interests.
Only the cameos and the link to the marvel universe is what redeems it. The almost use of the F-word twice was kinda funny I suppose. In the end when Captain America says the key to a great superhero is patience and something about being disappointed. I totally have to agree with him. This spiderman is very impatient and a big disappointment. The Green Lantern movie was better than this and I know you all hate that film.