Leave spidy alone!

Rating: 1/10 (8 October 2017)

My real rating for this movie is 3 stars, but since it has a rating of 7.7 as of writing these lines, I feel it's my moral duty to lower the average as much as I can.
All in all, this is a decent humor clad movie, but it's mere existence is a troubling progression in an ongoing factory of the ruining of our childhood heroes for the occasional buck.
So the occasional jokes are funny and the sidekick character is hella cute, but all these aren't a movie make. What is lacking is a reason why I, aka the viewer, should give a damn about what is going on. A movie is supposed to take you on a ride, to meet and accompany a character or a group in a journey that is meaningful in a way to them, experience the emotions through them. This feat is achieved by good writing and directing, a wholesome and insightful crafting of a story.
Spiderman:homecoming is like a jigsaw of gimmicks that have been rearranged by an eager toddler to make a colorful but oh so wrong picture, at the expense of our friendly neighborhood spidy.