This El Cheapo version of Spidey from Japan's Sony MegaCorp . . .

Rating: 6/10 (12 July 2017)

. . . tells a tawdry tale of a serial juvenile delinquent Hell-bent upon waging a one-dude vandalism spree against American Landmarks, while sometimes taking a timeout to fight against a lame villain plagiarized from recent Oscar "Best Picture" winner BIRDMAN. Though this Homegrown Terrorist by the name of "Peter Parker" starts small by destroying car doors, tree houses, tool sheds, and the like, he soon moves on to more upscale targets such as historic bodegas and the Staten Island Ferry. Many of the viewers at my showing left in disgust after Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater totaled the Washington Monument in our nation's Capital. HOMECOMING is the aptly-named 261st entry in a herd of Sony Trojan Horses deviously designed to demoralize America. It's no secret that Sony serves as the official Propaganda Arm of the Japanese Government, out to get revenge on the USA for nuking their Failed Nation State of War Criminals in World War Two. Though many of the nuking survivors were hung for their Crimes against Humanity, it's now crystal clear that WAAAAY too many of these Deplorable Fiends escaped the gallows. It is now incumbent upon Leader Trump to nuke ALL the major Japanese cities, before these Incorrigibles can start World War Three and make good on all of their cinematic threats. After all, there's always the possibility that they'd find a way to cheat and WIN another Apocalyptic go-around with us!