Adolescent Peer Pressure/ADHD Spider-Man

Rating: 4/10 (29 September 2017)

This latest incarnation of Spider-Man is like a cheesy high school soap opera. (I believe another reviewer said this was like "Spider-Man: High School Musical". S/he was correct.) It's like Spider-Man for Dummies. It tries way too hard to be funny, and it's just not. Marisa Tomei is totally wasted in this mess. I'm not sure what demographic this film is aimed at, but whatever it is, I'm definitely not in it. Rather than fast-paced drama, this film screams: TAKE YOUR ADDERALL ALREADY! Other Spider-Man movies screamed: MARVEL. This one most definitely screams: Disney.