Dubious Reviewers in force.

Rating: 1/10 (19 August 2017)

I CAN NOT and WILL NO LONGER believe that these reviews are impartial. This movie is a joke - and the joke is played upon the viewer. The Plot - if you can call it a plot - is so thin that any FX (No matter how 'cool') are just pure irrelevance. Don't get me wrong... the kid playing Spider-Man - 'Tom Holland' - does a fine job - the supporting Actors (Most of greater fame / experience and talent) also do theirs. The problem is... the PLOT - which, as stated above, is so cliché'd as to be worthless. Keaton does his usual ham-fisted approach to acting (perhaps I should have put 'ham' in uppercase). Robert Downey Jr. is his usual blasé self (Obviously - he'd already been paid). To waste Marisa Tomeis' skills is just an insult, not to mention Jon Favreau and Gwyneth Paltrows' undoubted talent. The very fact that this movie received a 7.8 star rating is enough to show that rigging is in process. I'd go through the plot - bit by bit - to try and get across my dismay at the so-called acclaim this piece of excrement received but I wouldn't want to waste 2 and a half minutes of your time - because, truly, that's about the length this movie should have been.