Nice on the surface, goofy on the inside.Too much effort gone to waste.

Rating: 4/10 (13 December 2017)

"A guy is trying to kill Peter but hey, let's make him call him Pedro, cause that would be hilarious!"
I'm a big fan of Spiderman, and I was looking forward to this. If you watch this movie as a trailer, mostly focusing on the best moments, it's not bad. If you are a Spider-Man lover and have watched the originals, it's quite bad. Let me explain:
You have a teenager who is trying his best to get used to his powers, while having to deal with life as well. Tom Holland(Peter) is trying hard to put himself in the suit, but does not blend in so easily. Yes, he is not supposed to blend in, he's a kid, but there is no kid who would have to pull a ship together and deal with murderers and drug dealers and still not realise shit is serious. His body type does not fit much either, and his voice does not help much too, Not his fault though, he tried his best and deserves credit for it. The original movies had their goofy moments too, but not too much.
The action scenes are cool, but neither logical(as much as logic allows them to be in a superhero movie anyway) nor deep. A ship could no way float that way, before and after it got "fixed" by Tony, and noone gave a crap about the people in there. It was always about Tom and how he must grow up, yet he doesn't. Then the goofy "interrogation" scene with the drug dealer dude at the parking lot, and the short fights with the Vulture, not deep enough, not much sense, mostly fancy scenes.
Overall, this could've had great potential, but they tried too much to make it funny. Goofy and stupid jokes all the time, to make it look like Deadpool, and too much tech to keep up with Iron-Man, and sure, you can use the "sooner or later he has them in the comics too", but I doubt it happens in 1 hour, and to a student.
Marvel(and Sony too, actually) have to realise Spider-Man is a SUPERHERO, not a superhero parody. Where is the epicness of Spider-Man? Being called a girl because of his voice? That's not Spider-Man, that's Tom Holland. Where's the "with great power comes great responsibility"? The thought that made Spider-Man movies the parent of all superhero movies after it? If not for Tony Stark, his imagemaker and manager, Spider-Man would only be found on reddit.
Yours respectfully.