What Was This Crap!?!? **Spoiler Alert**

Rating: 1/10 (27 October 2017)

I'm so sick of this. I'm hearing people give high praise to this dumpster fire of a movie that they completely shot out of the wrong orifice. These are the same people who gave high praise to that garbage Logan which had NOTHING to do with the Old Man Logan story. But these morons give high marks for special effects and characters they've heard of...never mind the fact that the story is TOTALLY wrong. I could list a million things wrong with this movie.
1. No spider sense. That by itself should be a reason to complain.
2. Not even HALF a mention of Uncle Ben.
3. Aunt May IS ACTUALLY YOUNGER THAN ME!! And you people accepted this?!
4. Flash is an Indian kid. Not a muscle bound jock...hell, not even SLIGHTLY athletic. Sigh!
5. Peter's love interest is a black chick with a white father who I don't even think is even mentioned in ANY Spider-Man comic. But hey, "lets make everybody happy with this movie, right?".
6. The Native chick at the end who called herself "MJ". Dude, are you serious? You know, I don't think Spiderman EVER had any minorities in its cast of characters until it got to more modern times. The same way Iron man is now a black girl. Nobody has a problem with this. The problem comes when you try to crowbar YOUR idea of what you THINK should be correct so that it's more palatable for all audiences. Nobody would have complained about an all white cast. the same way nobody will ever complain about Black Panther's cast being majority Black. you don't see anybody trying to make Storm a middle aged gay white guy, do you?
7. The fact that this spider man could do absolutely NOTHING right was enough for me to wanna stop watching after the 45 minute mark. I mean, seriously, 98% of what he did was totally f-up everything he tried to save and fix. That's not Spiderman....that's the guy from "Great American Hero" (look it up).
The best part of this movie was the very last end credit scene where Captain American was doing that public service announcement. Toby Mcguire did a HELL of a better job as Spiderman. His movies were way better. His character was way better. This was just a total crap show.