Spiderman: Homecoming...what?

Rating: Null/10 (20 October 2017)

Why are detectives so funny to people? Firstly, let me acknowledge that I love Tom Holland as Spiderman. Captain America "Civil War" was great.
If you're going to do Spiderman, you either have to start small, from his beginnings, and dedicate a whole movie to that, or just make a movie assuming he already holds the mantle of superhero and have him solve a big mystery using his brains. More of Spiderman at the computer if nothing else.
I know this may remind some of the Spiderman and Friends cartoon, so if you're too cool for that I guess, then, well... So what.
This movie did not captivate me or anyone else. Who cares if Tom Holland is young. It would be that much more hilarious if he was a well- established superhero in New York City. Then, just when he thinks he has everything figured out, an alien craft is reported over the city. At first the sighting is a joke, but a week later people begin disappearing. Mutilated bodies appear in the streets. A strange creature called Venom is rumored to exist. Spiderman must fight him and then in the end he wins back the black Spidey suit in the most epic thing that has ever happened. Bitchin'.
"Spiderman: Homecoming" was okay, but so dark in places, meaning there is an actual deficit of light, it was difficult to tell what was going on. I thoroughly enjoyed Michael Keaton as the Vulture. A step in the right direction, but I hope the creators of the latest Spiderman franchise aren't scared to step on a few toes in future movies.