Worst MCU movie I've seen. Should have been titled Spiderman: The Nuisance

Rating: 4/10 (9 July 2017)

***THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS***
Spiderman has always been the superhero with potential, but it could never really be pulled off. I had a lot of anticipation for this particular Spiderman movie since I have never been disappointed with an MCU movie before and also because I really enjoyed this character in Civil War. But this movie was poorly written, the action was underwhelming, surround sound was sub-par, and overall seemed to target the younger audience. Like most of the other Avengers, they have had their development movie, except the difference between the other Avengers and Spiderman are they were actually skillful and successful warriors. Spiderman is a complete failure who can't run straight and failed to successfully accomplish anything himself, all while acting like a typical teenager during that "Invincible I can do anything" stage. Why would anyone want to see a movie like that? That's why I only give this movie 4 stars.
Back in Civil War, Spiderman himself seemed very cool, funny, and also came across as a skillful fighter as he put up a darn good fight against actual Avengers. However, I think he was really only there to be a Nuisance just as he was throughout Homecoming. In this movie, Spiderman was the loser know as "Penis Parker," he wasn't funny, and his mobility and fighting skills were terrible! Everywhere he went he did nothing but cause millions of dollars in damage because he didn't know what he was doing and couldn't contain the situation making everything go from bad to worse.
***MAJOR SPOILERS BEGIN HERE*** 1) At the bank, Spiderman fails to apprehend a couple thugs who ended up getting away and destroying the bank and a restaurant. 2) When Spiderman was chasing the van, he could not run or swing for the life of him all while destroying everything he touched; fences, sheds, roofs, lights, all carelessly wrecked as he chased this van. In the end, the van got away and he almost drowned until Iron Man comes and saves him. 3) At the Cargo Ship scene, Spiderman fails again to defeat the bad guys and because of his careless actions, he ruined the FBI's undercover mission, the entire cargo ship gets cut directly in half, the bad guys get away again, and you guessed it, Iron Man comes again to save the day by welding the ship back together. 4) During the final scenes between Spiderman and the Vulture, Stark Tower was loading a cargo plane with super dangerous and powerful exotic materials, and of course, it's an autonomous plane with no personnel, security, or cameras on board making it super easy to hijack. That should never have happened to a Stark plane. Spiderman tries to save the day again but can't fully contain the situation and the plane crashes. 5) After the crash, the Vulture has Spiderman in his hand and is about to kill him, but wait! Look at that shiny thing over there! He finds some of the remaining exotic materials, drops Spiderman, and then the Vulture randomly blows up because why not and in the end again, Spiderman never really saved the day. 6) After all of that failing time after time again and causing at least a billion dollars in damages, Iron Man invites him to become an Avenger?! What?!?!

I also did not like the cheesy love story part of this movie. Peter constantly ditched Michelle at every occasion; the party, the pool, their national tournament, and the homecoming dance, yet she still had feelings for him for no real reason. She's the type of chick that'll grow up to marry an alcoholic husband who physically and verbally abuses her on a daily basis, but she'll still be all like "But I still love him!" In the end, the Vulture, who turns out to be her dad, is caught and Michelle moves to Oklahoma because why not and that's the end of her.

Two positive things I can say are the visuals of the movie were amazing as always, and there were a couple funny moments, but most of them were not from Spiderman. I really hope this Spiderman doesn't become a frequently returning character. The Vulture wasn't even that dangerous of a villain, he was just part of a small group of people who stole stuff and sold weapons to a couple random thugs on the street. That's nothing that could threaten an entire city and Spiderman couldn't even handle him. Spiderman simply cannot compare to the rest of the Avengers and he doesn't deserve a sequel unless he is portrayed as an actual skillful lifesaving hero.