A Masterpiece o. s.

Rating: 1/10 (4 May 2007)

I'm not sure what movie these other reviewers saw, but this was without a doubt the single worst pile of crap I've ever seen. I'm not even sure where to start, how about with the straight theft of Spidey's whole motivation for being Spider-Man. For some reason someone thought that making Sandman Uncle Ben's murderer instead of the guy Parker let go was a good idea, and they didn't even make Sandman a badguy, he's a guy with really bad luck. Aww, poor supervillain :'(. At least the symbiote story was good, a rock randomly falling out of the sky in right next to Spidey while he's not paying attention, real in depth. Now I know a lot of you are thinking "Well I don't care about the story, I just want action", I couldn't agree with you more, but the action scenes in this movie are so oversped you can't tell what's going on except for the strategically slowed moment's Spidey's trying to catch a ring out of the air. Nothing about this movie was done right, WORST MOVIE EVER!!!!! P.S. What the hell happened to his Spider-Sense?