Really Swingin'

Rating: 9/10 (21 May 2007)

What an adventure! *Spiderman 3* is a swingin' soirée; a chill-er thriller lady-killer that tops both its previous incarnations with smooth-headed, web-spangling adventure and vibrant, flesh-colored emotion. Heroes tainted by evil, villains infused with poignancy, lovers circling in triangles and Topher Grace as the meanest metrosexual this side of *American Idol.* Writer-director Sam Raimi bats it out of the super stadium with this spider.
Spiderman is now to New York what Superman was to Metropolis  an actual "hero," despite J. Jonah Jameson's (J.K. Simmons) crusade to discredit him through *The Daily Bugle*. And self-absorbed Peter Parker aka Spiderman (Tobey Maguire) lets his hubris blind him to his flame-haired squeeze, Mary Jane Watson (Kirsten Dunst) having lost her baby fat and consequently her unconditional support of his heroic antics. Whereas at the conclusion of *Spider-Man 2* (2004) she exhorted him, "Go get 'em, tiger!" reality has now settled like a gargoyle on her syrup-flavored romantic notions of being hero-worshipped by a hero and, like every woman whose designs to "change a man" don't pan out, restlessly looks further afield for the fantasy eunuch she thought she had found in Peter.
Enter Harry Osborn (James Franco), MJ's ex and Peter's best friend. The first love-triangle is set in motion (two guys and one girl).
Though I chided Franco's talent in *Spider-Man*, *Spider-Man 3* forces a re-assessment of his prowess as actor and character  I stand corrected, sir! No longer nutless or translucent, James Franco is the embodiment of nuance! His dual role as Harry Osborn and New Goblin is the most challenging of the film - that of hero's friend driven to hate, then amnesiac friendship, then friendship pretense masking evil intent, then sincerely offering friendship once more in a compelling Marvel Team-Up situation, ultimately meeting his end by saving Spiderman's life in the same way that his father, the Green Goblin (Willem Dafoe), tried to take it.
As one villain falls, another rises.
The origin of the Sandman (an in-shape Thomas Haden Church, with his sad Jagger lips and famous green-striped shirt) is epic and heartrending all at once: after good ol' 1950's radiation comes to the rescue as Plot Device and irradiates Flint Marko into a sentient sand-being, he finds he cannot grasp his daughter's pendant without exerting an incredible force of will to cohere his molecules into solidity. The CGI visualization of the distraught Sandman's sandy complexion is desolation boulevard; the best CG sand effects you will ever see in motion pictures today. He maintains, "I'm not a bad person. I've just had bad luck."
Spiderman lore is audaciously breached when the film's writers make Flint Marko the real killer of Peter's Uncle Ben (as opposed to that doughy guy with the frosted hair who killed Uncle Ben in the 2002 flick), to raise the emotional stakes, giving Peter further reason to de-sand the Sandman.
As if this revelation and his breakup and his rent being late aren't bad enough, Spiderman must face his own inner demons when an alien goop from outer space changes his costume black and his personality to Buddy Love (Jerry Lewis version). (Don't even ask - there are too many years of comic book doctrine for even the movie to exposit this goopy thing properly). This is the only point where it almost gets irretrievably silly: Peter Parker becomes so outlandishly arrogant he struts the streets like Travolta with women sniggering at him like he's, well, Tobey Macguire
Thus the second love-triangle coalesces (two girls and one guy), putting a crimp in MJ's first love-triangle, as Gwen Stacy (Bryce Dallas Howard) oozes on Gangsta Peter, planting an upside-down kiss on Spidey in public, giving MJ license to whine like the spoiled byoch she is.
In my review of *In Good Company* (2004), I opined, "One day Topher Grace will learn that "acting" is not behaving like you're making one big apology." That day has come. In his role as unctuous photographer Eddie Brock, Topher flies way past the meridian on apologetic and slams into Jugular Deranged in his transformation into one of the fiercest creatures ever to try biting into Spiderman's roundish head  Venom.
The greatest stunt that Raimi pulls in this movie is to imbue both heroes and villains with a wrenching poignancy; amongst the creatively spectacular battle sequences, his human protagonists have not been forgotten. In fact, the most touching scenes involve the Sandman, whether he's tragically seeking forgiveness from his own family or explaining to Peter how he accidentally shot Uncle Ben - look up Sob Story in the dictionary, there's a picture of *this* guy. By the time his Oscar moment rolls around and Peter, teary-eyed, absolves him, we are also weeping into our plastic pizzas (well, at least I was).
Movie is long, but doesn't flag  except for the ACTUAL flag that Spiderman lands directly in front of; an obvious "Go USA" moment that is perfunctorily used in trailers. You want inspiring? Forget the flag - bring Danny Elfman back (music for both previous films); composer Christopher Young sparingly uses Elfman's grandiose horn line and it is sadly missed.
Bruce Campbell in a hilarious cameo speaking Monty Python French; James Cromwell underused; Willem Dafoe as creepy mirror reflection again; and Stan Lee's best cameo in a Marvel film ever.
'Nuff said!
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