Spider-Man danced, the world wept.

Rating: 1/10 (13 November 2007)

I think Sam Raimi was wearing the black suit when he made this. He and his writers performed the tricky task of having too many characters and yet having long stretches where nothing interesting happened, or something happened that had already happened. Shades of 'Pirates II'! I'm not going to go into the specific plot holes, lapses of logic, etc....I've already wasted enough time on this. Suffice to say, I was done when 'bad Peter' (we know he's bad because he has a Hitler haircut) breaks out into a Tony Montana strut on the sidewalks of Manhatten, then ends up disco dancing in a jazz club. Joel Schumacher, the man responsible for infantacizing the Batman franchise, couldn't have done a worse job. Boo, boo, hiss.