Dreadful

Rating: 1/10 (7 May 2007)

A festering hillock of overly sentimental, plot-shy bum wash.
Whilst leaving the cinema I heard a fellow patron exclaim "I would rather drink a pint of donkey fetuses left out in he sun than have to sit through two hours of that smug little **** again".
Don't watch this unless you're a total masochist or someone who would buy excrement if it had a Spiderman logo on it.
Apparently to have this review submitted I must included 10 lines of text, so here is some more. This film is abysmal Both Tobey Macguire and Sam Raimi should be burnt alive for unleashing this abomination on our unsuspecting world. The scene where Spiderman crouches ready to pounce in front of a perfectly rendered CGI US flag was so unashamedly cringeworthy that I could literally feel the whole cinema recoil in disgust. Watch Ninja Terminator instead.