I won't call it trite.

Rating: 3/10 (4 May 2007)

But only because that would be offensive to every bit of meaningless drivel I've every seen. It was 2 1/2 hours of badly written lines and the sort of cheesy shots we've come to expect when brilliant low budget directors are given a blank check to make their movie. Most of the acting was OK, though none of it was as good as in the previous two movies. In fact, the only stand out moment for me was Bruce Campbell's five minute scene. All in all, a disappointing evening. At least there were some great previews. And we do still have Pirates of the Carribian and Harry Potter to look forward to this Summer. But don't waste your time on this one.