Pathetic

Rating: 5/10 (8 July 2007)

What is my impression of this movie? The first thing to bore me out like hell were the CGI intro titles that were MORE THAN 3 MINUTES long and probably were worth a couple of millions to make. The further pace was pretty boring as well, even considering a number of action scenes. Now, about the action scenes. I think there was none to find without blatant goofs in it. And believe me, if you're watching a movie in the cinema for the first time and all you see ARE GOOFS it's not a good thing. For example (******SPOILERS******):
When the crane crushes the building again, the lower floor is completely empty.
The Spidey goes all along to save one blond chick and gain public respect for that, ignoring other people that might have been hurt by the crane and obviously crushed by the debris. Way to go, Spiderman.
The Sandman, when rising from sand for the first time, regenerates CLOTHES. I mean, if he remembers his body structure and rebuilds it with his will, how the hell he transmutes inorganic matters that doesn't belong to his cellar structure??
(and now about the last battle - the dumbest part in the whole movie):
The written challenge in the net looks stupid.
The TV reporter's comments are simply PATHETIC. I mean, for example, imagine that you're filming a rock golem beating up a tiny man in a spider's suit from afar. Should this make the reporter go "oh my god! What violence! What a cruelty!"??
The reasoning why Sandman participates is: "Let's join forces"; "Okay"...
The sandman so far has been indestructible but a couple of comparably tiny missiles knock him down easily.
The black spider thing hesitates to kill the main hero and talks until he has a chance to resist somehow. Where HAVEN'T I seen this? Pathetic.
The explosion where the black thing dies along with the photographer leaves a clean floor.
The Sandman apologizes for being the Last Big Boss monster of the ridiculous computer game. Again, pathetic. (******Spoilers ends here******)
Overall, the ending was the most horrible. When I watched it, I thanked gods none of my friends sees me watching that garbage. The only thing saving this film might be the drama, although it's boring as hell. The CGI's are not very credible, and I really don't see where the 300 millions did go. I suggest labeling this film as "The Worst Superhero Movie ever", although one might argue that many stand in the line for that position already. Well, 4.5/10, I'd say.