Cheese atop cheese

Rating: 1/10 (6 May 2007)

This movie was awful. One mushy scene led into the next, and the dialogue was lame, forced, and badly acted. The third Spiderman was nothing more than a pile of cheese. The audience is told to make the right choices in order to be the best person, and the characters continually forgive one another and become best friends all over again and again and gag me with a freaking spoon. The gratuitous hero shot with Spiderman swinging in front of a full screen shot of the American flag made me laugh out loud. This is a kid's movie, except that they also put in vicious violence and we see Spiderman hit in the face with a metal pipe among other things. I hate sounding like the snooty critic who can't find anything good to say, but I really have nothing but criticism for this movie. I can't believe anyone really liked it, and I can't understand why it's breaking box office records.