can we please stop pretending these films are good please

Rating: 1/10 (16 July 2007)

All three Spider-Man films have been disappointing.
Main Problems: Tobey Maguire.....wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, badly wrong!!! why was he playing Peter Parker as mentally handicapped (all that was missing was the dribble on his chin)? Charisma free bag of mouldy poo best describes his performance. With the money he makes out of these films you'd think he could buy some screen presence from actual actors. Anyone else really wanna pummel his head every time he does that stupid vacant stare expression?? Love storyline...... WOW, first film was nerdy kid has crush on popular girl who see's him as friend and then starts dating his cooler friend before she realises she actually likes the dork/retarded kid. Second film was the same fxxxing storyline, the same storyline we have seen a hundred times and I hoped had died back in the eighties. Now in the third film she turns into a complete bitch cos she can't act (in film and real life) and he goes off with some random pointless character and then they both real.................. sorry I'm getting bored just recapping this drivvle.
Green Goblin Costume (first film)...... Power Rangers court case pending.
But this third one went well beyond incompetent and turned into a farce. It is sloppily written, painfully embarrassing and unbelievably boring (even the action scenes..wow, spider-man swings through some more streets, how utterly riveting).
Maguire is still doing his Rain Man impression until he puts the black suit on and suddenly turns into a goth kiddie fiddler, I thought Peter Parker couldn't get any nerdier but my god they tried and pulled it off. I could literally feel the whole audience cringe during the "aren't I cool scenes".
The story lines were all over the place and most of them totally irrelevant, I think the extent of the editing done on this movie was to take all the footage shot, stick it in a bag and shake it up, then put it back together in no particular order.
The ending went beyond stupid and came back with a big bag of idiotic for everyone.
All in all this was a very poor film with no redeeming features (sure the effects were adequate but so what, I was just as bored during the "action scenes I was through the rest of it).
I could go on and on (especially about the whole butler thing, write yourself into a corner did we???) but I just can't be bothered, see it if you want but if you enjoy then take my word for it........
YOUR AN IDIOT!!!!!