Heres to Torrents

Rating: 1/10 (12 May 2007)

As an actor I feel it hard when I hear about people downloading movies. Yet for this flick I would say it is worth saving your money, hopefully it will keep movie makers accountable from making awful movies. Professors around the globe will normally tell you in theater to not go for the joke. This movie does this to many times to count. Taking things that worked in the previous 2 movies and tried it again just to milk it. Sadly when you are paying someone a million dollars to come up with a script you should expect some originality. Like does Harry really have to die the same way as his father, and MJ fall for Harry much like she fell Peter, do New Yorkers really run away most of the time but in final fight scenes they stay around to watch and kinda help (Yeah I got they had pride after the first one...now make them real, Ibsen would be ashamed).
And it is great the way it didn't explain peters fall to the dark side, I have been dumped, it sucks, get over it without killing your best friend, unless maybe he tries to kill you first.
Yes Harry was the most interesting part of this story. Creating Parkers fall to the dark side and his turn to the right side in the end, which is actually obvious during the first of 4 lacking action scenes of the entire movie. It is heart warming though.
Sadly though the other 2 villains are awful. Venom is a whinny young man who lost a job which he cheated to get, then lost his girlfriend to a superhero. Sandman actually has a heart and no backbone when he is convinced to kill hundreds of cops by Venom simply asking him to. (side note: where did Venom get the info about sand man anyway...did he google it). Especially from a man who felt so bad about killing Ben Parker, ridicules. Speaking of Ben, I am pretty sure he died in the first movie, so why not give him a cameo in this one, we will just dye his hair gray and think no one will notice when he quotes a line from Spiderman 1.
All in all these writers have come up with a brutal trilogy. If I were to rank bad trilogies this wold be really close if not at the bottom. If you are wondering what else is down there I can tell you: Sniper 3, TMNT 3, Land Before Time 3, Three ninjas kick back, Karate Kid 3, Batman & Robin, D3.
Sorry but I cannot call rapid dying spidy hair a good special effect...