Blue Screen Bankrupcy

Rating: 3/10 (6 July 2007)

Hmm. Suppose you wanted to make a blockbuster. this is NOT the way to do it.
Say you put some actors in front of a blue screen and ask them to act natural. If the result is miserable, no matter how rich you are, and how many tricks you have up your sleeve, the result will be miserable.
Plus, there is no way a blue screen can thicken an ultra-thin storyline.
And beware, there can be more problems. No matter how much special effects you throw in, Tobey Maguire never looks sexy. And if the Jim Carey trick doesn't work - don't waste more time. And major bells should go ringing if you never feel sorry for Mary Jane, and the villains will remain as flat as a piece of paper.
Maybe this is a lesson on How to waste money big time. Take out all the bad guys, let them be good guys, and put all the blame on a piece of tar that fell from the sky. Brilliant rubbish.
Say you managed to trick half your audience, there's still the other half. Half is NOT enough for the blockbuster.
Suppose you did all that, think of it this way: You can always try again, for it's never too late for a sequel.