Ahem...I don't think so sweetheart!

Rating: 3/10 (15 May 2007)

Unlike Spiderman 2, this third installment had a threadbare storyline which they successfully distracted us from, through their pretty incredible special effects.
It was quite dull and pointless as evidenced by the film's need to have Peter Parker dance like a moron, hold every intense look for about 10 seconds too long and have him dressed like soccer mum who'd been crying all week.
Very gauche,and just barely worth the price of admission.
The highlight for me was the waiter in the restaurant. Man, I hope this is not the best summer has to offer, otherwise I'll just be inside playing the video game versions! (Come on Pirates, Potter and Transformers - don't let me down)