Idea: Use success of previous two movies to carry rushed, horribly storyboarded, bad acted movie.

Rating: 4/10 (7 May 2007)

I LOVED the first and second movies so I drove 45 miles across town, in what little time I have, and watched what I thought would be an extremely good movie with my favorite comic book character ever, Venom. Only to find that it's a movie where they never even call Venom Venom.
Venom was in the last part of movie and in only one fight scene. Are you kidding me? And then Venom disappears forever while Spiderman squirts around with the Sandman. All while the worst acting news crew assembled narrates it? What a joke. There were more than several problems with this movie.
I hated being dragged back into the story line involving Peter trying to ask MJ to marry him. Of course that never comes full circle. Then it was how Peter's uncle was shot, or wasn't the way you would think.If I had to re-live that flashback over one more time was going to bolt.
Oh and yes, let us not forget Peter doing his impression of Saturday Night Fever(I left to go to the bathroom and I didn't have to).
And finally, one of the most fervent themes throughout the movie being turned upside down by some butler (who I've seen for about a total of three minutes screen time); this butler, he speaks and is able to turn a chemically altered psycho back into a cheese ball.
I can usually put up with cheese ball acting just as long as there are good fight scenes but, come on. Fight scenes were few and far between and I lost almost all interest halfway through this thing. Only to be then interested in the black suited thing showing up but then that was short lived and stupid. So now I guess the flying grenades go from disfiguring people to vaporizing alien simians and human beings in one fail swoop.
I'll tell yea, watching Topher Grace and especially Thomas Hayden Church act was like watching dog crap harden. It looked liked the studio released this movie way too early. The acting was not good at all. ABOVE ALL THOUGH: Whoever storyboarded this needs to be taken out into the street and beaten.