Somebody ends bad adaptations of hero stories...

Rating: 1/10 (5 May 2007)

I must recognize something, I had no expectations at all when I went to the theater. I knew it was gonna be crap... but that much? The second movie is Citizen Kane compared to this, and the second was crappy too.
My definition of this movie: Johnny Bravo puts the Jim Carrey's mask, gets into Peter Parker body and pretends to be John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever, with the script of the worst soap opera. I don't even know where to start.
The excessive emotive scenes, I haven't seen such a wuss superhero, the crying, for god's sake. The dancing, 45 minutes of Peter Parker dancing disco, maybe justified by the fact that the symbiote was similar to another found in the 70's (WTF???). The jazz club. The microscopic view of the symbiote cell "bullying" the other cells. The pedantic Peter Parker. The acting of "rude" Peter Parker was awful. The characters of Gwen and his father (what have James Cromwell done to deserve this?).
How many things am I forgetting? The horror, the horror. What does Hollywood need to make a barely good adaptation of a superhero saga? Batman Begins is the last one, and the only one since... the first Blade? Burton's Batman? If you are a truly Spider-Man and had followed his story just don't go to the theater, you'll waste your money, almost three hours of your life, and the hopes of good superhero cinema.