Terrible romance comedy

Rating: 2/10 (6 July 2007)

Spider-man is one of my favorite comic characters. The cartoon was superb. The action, the intrigue, the suspense... The movie is just totally awful. It's more like a romance. For kids??? There must be something wrong with that! It's not comic, it's a stupid and uninteresting love story. I don't get why they make those movies. It's not for adults, not for kids, not for teenagers. The graphics is poor. Spider-man looks totally unrealistic and bulky. And it's in 2007! With many million dollar budget? C'mon! Movement is so stupid, the physics is completely omitted, it's so unnatural, so weird looking. Combat scenes are so poorly written, with no understanding of physics at all, no realism at all. It just makes you wanna laugh. Venom was more muscular (they just used the model that their had I guess, why bother?). Screenplay is awful. The actor's play is bad, the cast itself is bad. Kirsten Dunst is so not Mary J. Tobey Maquire is so not in place. Lynn Kressel and Francine Maisler have done such a bad job. I'm so sorry for GREAT actor Willem Daffoe. Well, there is nothing we can do. I don't get it, do they think that you can just name a movie Spider-Man - and it will be successful? And people will eat it just like that? Don't think so. Is it so hard to go see cartoon series and make it more like it should be? Not a romance comedy. It's one of the worst Marvel movies ever. The original old Spider-man was soooo much better, despite he was a little fat.