No, seriously, where is the actual Spiderman 3?

Rating: 2/10 (16 December 2007)

Ugh. What the hell did I just see? Sam Raimi, you are better than this. Just why? This is such a huge disappointment compared to the last two Spiderman films. In fact, this is like the Terminator trilogy. Great first film, excellent second film, and horrible third film. Where do I begin? Well, be prepared for some serious spoilers. Okay, the correct title of this film should've been Spiderman 2.5: Mary Jane Can't Stop B!tching! Throughout the whole movie, all Mary Jane does is whine and complain about her acting career, and does not shut up for one second. It is annoying! I actually clapped at the part where Peter Parker slapped her. You also have Peter Parker as an emo which is equal to, if not, more annoying than Mary Jane and her whining. And for those of you Venom fans, you will be hugely let down. Venom happens to be my favorite of all the Spiderman villains, and Sam Raimi had to go f*** him up. The only good things I can say about this film is that the special effects done on Sandman were very good, James Franco was good as the New Goblin, and Bruce Campbell's cameo as the receptionist in the French restaurant was hilarious. If you are hoping for a good Spiderman film like the last two, don't be fooled, this is not what it is. Hopefully Sam Raimi fixes all these mistakes with Spiderman 4.
Spiderman 3: 2 stars out of 10.