History's most expensive failure.

Rating: 1/10 (6 May 2007)

Take every worst movie you have ever seen, put them in a blender with a drop of Hitler's blood and you will get a movie better than SpiderMan 3. Why did Sam Raimi write the script? You might as well give kryptonite to an autistic child. In fact, that child could probably write a script better than Sam Raimi. The moral of the film, as blatantly obvious as it was, just had to be re- iterated by every clichÃ© plot mechanic ever conceived. And the chaotic cinematography had made me wish that the matrix had never come out; the redundant flare of the slow motion 360 shots had left me with a feeling of despair throughout the film.
The only good parts of this film could be summed up by a few frames taken of venom's wicked getup. The rest, for the wolves dear gentlemen!