Awful, disgusting. Personally I felt violated

Rating: 1/10 (5 May 2007)

Without a shadow of a doubt the worst film made from a comic book, EVER and I'm including Supergirl.
If they had said at the beginning: Not so much based on characters created by, but more so loosely based you might imagine we spelt Parker with a Z, then they might have got away with calling this film Spiderman.
It was gut wrenchingly painful to watch, the story didn't so much arc as fall over and die, cough a little, stand up and then fall again. Massive plot gaps, massive story gaps, so much left unexplained and not easy to resolve with imagination even if you were a fan of the comic books.
Like how did Parker explain Harry's injuries and if not state of the art body armour complete lack of clothing? Why did he carry him from the alleged car accident rather than call the emergency services, you cant exactly perform CPR on the hoof? What tests did Dr Connors perform on the symbiote sample that was left behind, oh and by the way why didn't it die? But that aside why didn't he tell Peter it was sensitive to sonic waves, that would surely be somewhere in the tests for a biological organism, ultra-sounds are not exactly uncommon.
On purely plot related things if Spiderman was so loved by the city (which by the way he isn't in the comic books, criminal, vigilante all sorts of other nice names) why didn't he just admit who he was, at least then he could move out of his rat trap apartment.
Why in a film costing in excess of $100million dollars couldn't they let Kirsten Dunst sing her own songs, or if she did at least dub them into the film in something resembling a professional way.
I could go on, but Why Sam Raimi allowed his name to be near this I don't know, how Stan Lee could appear in it I don't know (although that scene was even more wooden than usual). All I can say is to allow the studios to do this sort of damage to an icon like spiderman, both of them must have seriously fleshed out their wallets which really makes them worse