Oh Dear God!!! When Did Spiderman Become A Musical Chick Flick

Rating: 1/10 (8 May 2007)

The Good: Bruce Campbell - Class act as always very funny for such a small part stole the scene which in the eyes of the writers was probably supposed to be heart wrenching and meaningful.
Kirstin Dunst - So she clearly doesn't seem to care anymore when in the Spiderman movies but hey at least she is pretty hot and a decent actress in many of her other films.
Venom - The fact he is actually in it for about 2:30mins granted but he is there.
J.K. Simmons - Comedy relief to a tee as always plays a bad part very well.
The Bad: Where to begin with this one, now bear in mind I am not a huge Fan of the previous 2 movies but this one well words escaped me at the end. The people walking out before it finished pretty much gets my point across.
Toby McGuire - Can't act for starters. Completely unbelievable as Spiderman why because he is a wimp/dork/nerd you name it. Yes Peter is all of that but not Spiderman.
Topher Grace - Well he was good in That 70's Show but as a bad guy fraid not even when trying to be his most evil while standing over Spiderman he still had that little boy next store from middle America look. Luckyly Venom was hardly in the movie anyway.
Thomas Hayden Church - "Sandman" Try wooden man. Character was as poorly acted as it was written and developed. He's a bad guy, oh no wait a good guy, ah no hes is bad awwww how sweet he is a good guy after all. Once again barely in the film we know next to nothing of his character and what we do is shown and acted poorly.
James Franco - One day this guy is actually gonna learn how to act. Although my Girlfriend thinks he is hot, brutal actor but hot.
Bryce Dallas Howard/Rosemary Haris - Please tell me if they actually make a 4th after the disaster this was let them both be dead. Gwen a model? you are having a laugh and Aunt May please just die because every scene you're in makes me want to kill myself soooooo boring and of course righteous.
The Character Development - 2/3 New Characters. Eddie Brock/Venom 0 development done for either character. Little bit of an over reaction from Eddie there for losing a job but who is he where did he come from and why does he go on about Gwen as his girlfriend when they simply had coffee? we know nothing to start with and don't find out very much after. Oh yeah why does he use a Amateur Camera even though he is a photographer yet every other photographer had a proper camera to be honest poor Product Placement for Nikon. As Venom hardly in the film, does nothing but at the end of the day he was Eric Foreman with Fangs.
Sandman yeah great he was Bad, Good, Bad and then good again. Look he is a murdering thief end off. Hayden Church was at his wooden worst but in fairness to him he was given nothing to work with.
Black Spidey Suit = Peter the Musical Emo/Goth - What in gods name was this about I wore a black suit which brings out my bad traits? sure I can deal with the cockiness and the anger but black eye shadow and his fringe hanging down oh yeah he also dances everywhere now. Completely random just doesn't seem to fit with the rest of the film it was Bizare i just can't get my head around it I was actually embarrassed to be in the cinema in case I was seen I actually felt uncomfortable watching it. It was just so odd and out of place. Black Suit looked quite cool though even if Peter looked like an even bigger muppet than usual.
Running Time - 2 and a half hours for what. Not much of a story not much acting very little sign of the villains but a lovely Dance Set.
Do your self a favor avoid this movie.