worse than Grease 2

Rating: 1/10 (3 November 2007)

Special effects were the only thing worth watching in this movie. It was chock full of plot holes and scenes leaving questions and suggestions completely unanswered. The acting was awful. The secondary characters were absurd and completely unbelievable. The comedic scenes were completely out of place. It burns me that people get rich from making this kind of thing. Why would Stan Lee be involved in this? This crime of a movie was made by very bad people who had no problem wasting potential or the time and money of the viewing public. A grenade that blew up next to Harry's head barely left a scratch? but it completely disintegrated Topher's character and the alien? What the heck?? This alien, laughably unexplained in and of itself, of all places on earth just happens to land in Spiderman's back pocket? Sandman and Spidey are in tears together, and then...what? he leaves? turns himself in? What? How does the Sandman fly? So many things unexplained to other characters in the film. What was it Harry had on MJ to make her leave Peter? She had to do it because why? She was sure Spidey couldn't win in a fight against Harry if she didn't? No confidence in the tiger? Huh? Wha-? What happened to Spidey sense? Never used, in so many ways. Just an awful, awful pile of shite.