So much camp it should have come with a bag of marshmallows...

Rating: 1/10 (6 May 2007)

I had high hopes for the 3rd part, the trailers were very deceiving. That is nothing new really, most horrible movies don't put any clips of scenes that are not good in trailers. Really movie editors should do a trailer first and if they like that edit the movie to that feel, and leave all the campy over the top crap on the cutting room floor.
The story was pretty weak but it had a lot of characters that felt flat because there was no time to develop them into anything worth while. For me that wasn't really the issue, I could have lived with a weak story as long as it was believable enough, and the movie had the action to fill up our entertainment cup. Luckily after reading reviews and getting a phone call from a friend letting me know that he walked out half way through, I let down my hype and was ready to get disappointed. And while watching the movie, there were little "humorous" scenes in and around that could be easily looked past, but then Peter got Emo... er taken over by the symbiot, and made a real fool out of himself. I really understand where the script was trying to go with this, but it was executed so badly. It would have worked for sure in a comic book or even as a cartoon, but live action? Do people not look at these scenes after they're shot and see what a mess it is? Not sure if it's the actor's fault (Toby just can't pull of some things, like not looking so stupid when he's crying) or the Director's. Ether way there is no excuse for that.
So that is what basically ruined the movie for me, taking that whole section out and if you haven't seen the movie you will know what it is when/if you see it, would make for a better film. Still weak, but at least not a 5 out of 10, at least a 7.
My suggestion to people seeing it for the first time, as soon as you see Emo-Peter walking on the street like a Greaser. Get up of your seat, go get a refill on your 2 liter cup of soda, take you're time in the washroom, make conversation with the staff and come back in about 10-15 minutes. It's definitely a better use of your time.