Never Make a Threequel

Rating: 3/10 (3 August 2019)

Oh, I understand why Hollywood greed-heads pump out threequels. They take a hit movie, crank out a sequel to please the fan-boys, and when Part II proves to be a hit they rush into production on Part III, often starting to shoot even before they've hired a writer. When the world's 15 year old boys rush to see the threequel Hollywood greed-heads are vindicated (and get huge Christmas bonuses).
Name one threequel that didn't taint the first two by its mere existence. Alien Prison Break, Godfather III, whichever Bond film came third, Jaws 3, Rocky III, every comic book movie Part III. They're all terrible. Spidey III: The Dweebening follows the same pattern, except 200% gheyer.
And I haven't even mentioned that James Franco.