way way dumb

Rating: Null/10 (1 April 2008)

This movie made me want to find the writer and give him a swift yet uniquely painful death. anyone who would seek to diminish the integrity of this great series should be quickly removed from this life and their eyebrows should also be plucked out one by one. The acting went far beyond the realms of terrible and i would easily categorize this movie with the likes of the first incredible hulk. the cinematography and the special effects were definitely compelling and fun to watch, but to be honest it would have been equally entertaining and less time consuming to just get high and light fireworks. the plot, well hate to put in any spoilers, but a lynch pin event in the plot of this ACTION movie was when the green goblin's butler told him he loved him. don't even get me started on the emo spider man bs because i will probably start vomiting uncontrollably and not be able to finish this out. damn even mentioning it did the trick and i think i have to stop, just don't see the movie unless you have already lost all faith in humanity.