Psst...hey, wake up! The movie is over!

Rating: 3/10 (5 May 2007)

It's not worth the wait, everyone. Spider-Man 3 is not good and not worth the money either. I love Marvel movies, too...seriously, this is the worst one since "Elektra"....and I'm a Jennifer Garner fan! Wait for it to rent. Get it cheaper...and that way if you don't like it you can turn it off and watch something else.
The previews were better than the actual film. And the previews of future movies before "Spider-Man" started were better than the feature presentation. Fantastic Four looks INCREDIBLE, and there were a few other good looking flicks coming soon. But basically, I just spent 2 1/2 hours of time in that movie where I could be sleeping or studying...2 1/2 hours spent in a hot, stuffy cinema with a bunch of college kids who mostly didn't like it either. Seriously. 'Twas bad.
If you REALLY want to see it, don't read this review. But I'm telling you: It's like the time me and my mum watched "Bewitched" with Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell...except this time I couldn't turn the DVD off and watch Mary Tyler Moore instead. It has the newest three Star Wars-type dialouge (translates to: BAD AND Corny AND CHEEEEEESY!) and I was fully expecting Mary Jane Watson to say, "Peter, you're breaking my heart," at some point in there. It had a lot of Phoebe Buffay moments ("Oooh no") but more "MAN ALIVE, GET OVER YOURSELF!!!" to all the characters, but mostly directed to Harry and Peter.
Definitely not worth taking the wife and kids to, I'll tell you that. Spider-Man fans will be sorely disappointed. Candace, a teammate who I saw it with, said "if they put the first half hour and the last 45 minutes together, it'd be a movie."