Somebody please shoot me

Rating: 1/10 (14 July 2007)

The title pretty much sums the feeling I had when watching this 140min never-ending flop. The plot is ridicules, Maguire is laughable, Dunst is annoying and whiny, exactly as she was on the first two movies, which were bad just as well.
The computer effects are flashy and expensive yet ridicules as hell. Spiderman was never a realistic character, but this movie is so unrealistic that one cannot even believe that imagination can create such things.
Just like the two movies that preceded this catastrophe, romantic drama seems to be more dominant than action in this movie. Both protagonists (Maguire and Dunst) are whiny crybabies, and you can't help but get the feeling you wanna jump into the TV and punch them in the face. Heck, if someone was crazy enough to turn such imagination into reality, maybe I can do so too.
Spare yourself, do not waste time on this movie!