Bruce Campbell stole the show... How sad.

Rating: 1/10 (8 May 2007)

So, yeah, perhaps the worst eight dollars I've spent in five years. It was boring, hokey, and cheesy all at the same time. The use of horrible jazz scenes, the predictably cheesy lines in the final battle, and the increasingly awkward romance between Dunst and Maguire made me want to vomit. It was uncomfortable sitting there and watching it. It was like Raimi took the cheesy/quirky aspects of Army of Darkness, which made it a B movie classic, and tried to mesh them with a darker, more serious Spider-Man. Honestly, he ought to be ashamed of himself. As should Stan Lee. On a high note, Bruce Campbell is hysterical in it. His French accent was awful, but he pulled it off nicely. Although maybe I'm lenient on him because of nostalgia.