This movie freakin' sucked!

Rating: 1/10 (12 May 2007)

First off, I don't see why Tobey "the uber Tool" McGuire gets so many props for totally ruining a great comic book character. It may be enough for all of you fans to see your hero on the screen to overlook what a complete idiot this guy is. I have not liked a single movie these people have made and I really liked the character/ story lines prior to seeing the movies. Spidey is supposed to be a wise-crackin' guy that, granted, has girl problems, but isn't a doofus.
On to the movie...so now they take the best story lines from the comic books and ruin them. The Venom/Carnage stories are great but they don't develop them and now Venom is dead?!! Great job, idiots. My only hope is that they are killing the series and that was a way to put this whole thing to bed.
Finally, how farcical do they need to be with this movie. So, now the symbiote gives Parker piano-playing abilities?! This movie is overly laughable and should only appeal to little kids, chicks that somehow like Toby, or people that have too much time on their hands. Great job!