Boring

Rating: 2/10 (8 May 2007)

Snore and bore. It is time to say goodbye to Tobey and Kirsten. Do they even act anymore or are they the McDonalds of movie going? Same thing over and over and over and... well you understand. But they weren't even the worst part. What, you might ask, could possibly be worse than those two hams? The direction and the screenplay - that is what. The director seemed intent on making this a comedy. The sad thing is that it wasn't even darkly humorous. The screenplay, written by the person who directed it was horrible. I do not want to spoil anything so I will just say that I thought half of the film was stupid and I missed the other half because I was asleep. James Defranco was fun to watch and is the only actor of the three. He gets my vote to portray the next Spiderman. If you producers read this - then say goodbye to me seeing Spiderman number four unless you pull your heads out.