A rotting corpse of a movie, with few redeeming features.

Rating: 2/10 (26 December 2007)

After seeing this movie, well actually whilst watching it, i felt compelled to compose my thoughts.
Essentially they took all the good elements from the first movie and threw them in the dumpster. What we have left is a 2 hour migraine.
We are forced to sit through an hour of drivel about moronic characters we really don't care about to see the parts we like, the substance of the movie. Getting us to sympathize with characters by making us live their stupidity and usually absurdly uncomfortable moments rarely works in movies. Especially if they are as 1-dimensional as a piece of string.
Mind you, "EMO Spidey" is sort of appropriate in todays world.
Cameo appearances by Topher Grace did breathe some life into this rotting corpse of a movie, and Bruce Campbell can do no wrong either.
So, if your obsessed with the series, or live in a fruity fantasy world, maybe you'll get a kick out of this movie in any place other than the groin. Nuff said.