I want my money back!!

Rating: 2/10 (6 May 2007)

DOES CONTAIN QUITE A FEW SPOILERS!!!!
I'm going to start off by saying, I am a very big fan of both the spider man comics, and the movies, but the third instalment of the spider man series, well.... just what a waste of money.
1. The CGI is absolutely terrible. Not only on the swinging scenes, but on venom and pretty much everything else. Venom basically looks like a character from the new TMNT movies its just awful.
2. Total overacting. This is done by most of the characters in the movie to be honest. Topher was good in "That 70s Show", but when it comes to big screen hits, he sucks to be blunt. He's average when he is first introduced, but then his cockiness and arrogance just becomes annoying, and it gets even worse when venom shows up. Bryce Dallas Howard just acted terribly throughout pretty much. The crying scene at the end was just laughable, I wasn't the only one in the theatre laughing at it.
3. Too many villains for 1 movie. So within the first few minutes, green goblin shows up again, and gets beat again. 15mins later, Sandman appears, spidey gets his butt kicked. Then the symbiote appears in a really crap scene. Black spidey beats sandman, sandman returns. venom appears, venom and sandman team up for some stupid reason. and they both get beat by harry (green goblin the former villain?) and spidey. then sandman apologises. to fit all of that into 1 hour and 40minutes movie is just stupid.
4. Way, way, way too much dialogue. There was about a 30 minute break, where absolutely nothing happened.
5. The only redeemable scene of this movie was in the restaurant with Bruce Cambell as the french waiter. So, so funny. This was actually the only reason why I rated this movie 2 rather than 1.
6. For half the movie, Spidey turned into some cocky arrogant emo guy, who strutted like a muppet doing stupid little dances. I think they were trying to go for funny, ended up being low budget slap stick humour, which really isn't funny at all.
7. Venom, one of the greatest characters EVER created in the Spider Man universe was in the movie for about 15 minutes. It was just pathetic. Sandman, one of the smaller villains has the entire movie, while venom, one of spidermans biggest enemies has the final 15minutes. And the CGI on his head, was just plain awful. Looked they they hired some novice from a kids animation movie to do the work.
There are some more criticisms, but to be honest, this movie isn't even worth posting about. I just thought people need to be warned not to waste their cash on a movie like this. If you really want to see it, just wait till its on TV, there are way better movies out at the cinema to watch that this heap.