Cornfest

Rating: 1/10 (6 May 2007)

Ahhh Spiderman.... It is a good story with a great hero, with a normal guy getting powers and using them to help the greater good. And the first two movies depicting this great hero did a great job. But in this case 1+2 = 0. SPiderman 3 was the worst movie i have seen in the last 6 months. And believe me i have seen some stinkers.
With the cheesy story to the mildly crappy CGI I could not have been more disappointed. I laughed at the "serious" parts, and almost threw up when Tobey Maguire tried to be some weird emo kid. Come on... Who wrote this script, was it a 4th grader. I think some elementary school had a project to make a spoof of a movie that they like and some genius kid made this hilarious spoof of Sipderman. Unfornately the studio thought this was a legitimate script and ran with it. If this was the "darker" of the three movies, why no blood, no hardcore violence, and why the weird French restaurant.
The whole time watching this movie i was waiting for the actors to just come out with it and say this movie was a joke. I was waiting for them to say that the new corny SNL put them up to it and they caved.
Spiderman three had great potential but it failed miserably. Topher Grace was the only remotely good thing in that movie but they killed him "literally".
And how can Thomas Haden Church go from Sideways to this. It seemed like he just took his brain and pumped it into his muscles, pathetic.
I lost sleep over this movie even though i didn't get out of this cornfest until1:30 and yet i was kept awake. And i should have gotten out of this movie at around 12:45. It was way too long and if i hadn't pay to see it, along with half of America apparently (opening weekend=148 million), i would have walked out.