The Worst Film I Have Seen in Years

Rating: 1/10 (24 May 2007)

I heard it was bad, but how much bad could be when number 2 was better than number one? It was what I thought.
Exactly, filmmakers discovered that #2 was successful because we were in the human side of the characters at the same time with the hero and superhero story experience. They (producers, filmmakers, writers, etc) were too far trying to play with #2 formula and they got a Very Unbelievable film.."Tacky", "Corny" and "A Real Latino Soap-opera":
* Spider Black, a new character that is so clever and acting like a "bad guy". Funny. And as a Peter, with that new hair style and punky-make up...trying to walk like Travolta (saturday night fever) with the wrong song, and "shooting pistols with hands" to girls in the street...Even them did run away. "hahahaha". But at least, he got that Venom (Topher) got fired.
We need a smarter writer.
* Oh my gush, Tobey is dancing 2 "coreographies" (Xanadu) in the film....because a touch of musicals never is bad in today's Hollywood films. He is terrible (talented actor, terrible dancer)...Give me a break.
* Now Peter is Sally Field @ the Oscars?: "They love me, They really love me" Nooo Please !!!!
* Spider Red kissing and saving the life of Cromwell's daughter for the drama of "jeaulosy" of Mary Jane. (The writer watch too much Latino Telenovelas (soap-operas) (I am Latino, I know what I am talking about).
* Mary Jane...she never was so needy girl before. Where did her ovaries go?. Her doubts between Harry or Peter. Oh please she didn't get amnesia...It was Harry the cuckoo.
* The New Goblin that gets amnesia in the right moment to confuse Mary Jane. Before he could remember his revenge, and at the end, he is coming to help and die for his hated pal. Please.
* A SandMan, that is not so bad, the man is always in the wrong place in the wrong time, even Peter/Spidey believed that he is his uncle killer...Come on !!! Etc etc etc
Sorry guys but the audience in the theater was bored at the middle of the film. Looking around the theater. Watching their watch.
I swear stop following the franchise...$14 did cost me the ticket. Spider Man 4 I won't see you. I promise,
Spider Man 3 is Absolutely the worst film of the summer. I can't believe how much money is doing nationwide and around the planet.
MORAL: Hollywood packs "sh...." and audience buy it. I went to have 2 hours of fun. Instead of staying in home and watching Univision or Telemundo drama series. At least, they are less unbelievably bad.
My fears: Shrek 3 and Pirates of the Caribbean 3 are bad too???? Heeeeelp!!!