So bad it's funny; I do recommend but it is awful

Rating: 4/10 (6 April 2017)

PLot Overview: When an escaped convict(Thomas Hayden Church), who can turn into sand, and an alien like creature threaten New York City, it's up to Spider-Man(Tobey Maguire) to stop the villains.
Directed by Sam Rami
Starring Tobey Maguire, Kirsten Dunst and Thomas Hayden Church
# NO SPOILERS!
Overall: This movie balances on the 'so bad, it's amazing' territory. While it is truly a terrible film, I had a blast while watching it and was thoroughly entertained(for all the wrong reasons). If you're a die-hard Spider-Man fan, you'll probably hate this film. If not, you'll probably get a laugh or two and just see it as 'so bad it's good'. I recommend it nonetheless.
# POSSIBLE SPOILERS!
Rosemary Harris does a good job as Aunt May as does James Franco as Harry Osborne. JK Simmons was amazing as J Jonah Jameson. Sandman is a pretty interesting villain and could have been great. Tobey Maguire was truly awful as both Peter Parker and Spider-Man. Kirsten Dunst was just plain bad as Mary Jane. Topher Grace was awful as Eddie Brock. The reason given for Venom's hatred towards Spider-Man in this movie was stupid and pointless. Harry Osborne's relationship with his butler was like a discount Alfred and Batman. Emo Peter Parker was a completely awful idea.
I like the overarching story of Harry Osborne over the three movies. The entire story was dull and the ending was not much better. The 'damsels in distress' in this movie get WAY too many chances to survive. It tried to fit way too much into one movie.
The cinematography was just all around terrible.
The Sandman effects were pretty darn good and looked amazing. They must have wasted the effects budget on Sandman because the other effects were awful.
This movie needed to:

Provide great a decent amount of action scenes: ​✔

Provide some reasonably humour: ​✔

The dance scene. If that was extended, I'd give it a 10/10 because that is one of the greatest scenes in cinema history. Even if you don't plan on watching this movie, do yourself a favour and google this scene. Then think that some directors and producers and camera operators said 'Perfect. Moving on.'.
Personally, I see this movie as complete trash. Despite this, it was trashy fun and I enjoyed the hell out of it.
4/10
Would Recommend!