Why Sam? Why?

Rating: 1/10 (3 May 2007)

I would give this movie less than a one if it was possible. This is hands down one of the biggest disappointments.
I came in with the highest of expectations and it managed to fall so short of these that I actually am amazed.
The movie seemed hastily thrown together, with more characters than they knew what to do with. They would introduce one, then through terribly written plot, they would place them on the back burner while they introduced another superfluous character. I could not believe that this was the same director as the first two.
Aside from the horrendous character selection they also managed to make the movie as corny as they possibly could. (Spoiler Alert) Franco and Maguire must have cried about seven to eight times between them.
SPOILER ALERT: here is the number one reason why it was terrible: Venom is in it for 15 minutes and mostly sports the head of TV's Eric Foreman (Topher Grace). They managed to make one of the most bad ass villains in comic history the biggest pu$$y of all. It seemed as if they threw venom in last minute and decided to just film him getting his a$$ kicked most of the time.
All in all I beg you not to see this movie in theaters, I can not believe what a waste of time and money it is. Just wait for the DVD at least then you can be disappointed in the comfort of your own home.