Dulls the Senses

Rating: 1/10 (6 July 2009)

I'll focus on just one thing: implausibility. Spiderman is stuck on his rival's web. Sandman, who is the size of a 10-story building, repeatedly batters him with his fist, which is the size of two elephants. Again and again, Spiderman is pummeled by this gigantic fist. Nothing happens. He is unhurt. Although bound face up and taking the full force of the attack on his chest, nothing happens. He gets up when Sandman stops hitting him. Wait a minute!! Hello?? If that doesn't numb your senses, what does? This garbage actually makes kids stupid. Then, there's the evil spiderman who wears a black mask. How come he suddenly has jaws the size of a shark with a hundred gleaming, sharp teeth just because he donned a mask? This, too, will make your kid stupid. Not to mention a flying skateboard that shoots missiles and has a built- in flamethrower. It's just a flat skateboard without wheels!!! This, too, will contribute to making your kid stupid. Incredibly dumb. I saw this on the movie channel and got a headache because it was just ...so...DUMB!!!