Hilarious...for all the wrong reasons

Rating: 1/10 (6 May 2007)

It is a weird feeling to walk out of a theater barking about just seeing the worst movie ever made, but also having a sense of enjoyment, because hey, at least you got to laugh for over 2 hours. A laugh is well and good, but not when you hope for a serious movie that turns out to be horrific in every way possible.
Spider-man 3 is a travesty. And the worst part is that all involved could care less, because they got all of us to see their piece of crap and are rolling around basking in the glow of millions of dollars. The acting is joke. Tobey Maguire is up there with Orlando Bloom as one of the worst actors in Hollywood. Any serious line out of his mouth can only be followed by laughter. But maybe it is not his fault. Let's put that on the writers' who gave us a predictable, boring story line that a seven year could write. For example, the 5 minute scene where Maguire dance walks around town, sporting his new attitude so brilliantly portrayed by his changed hair style, which makes him look like an out of work model. Or how about the wonderful forensic skills of the Osbournes' butler, who advises Harry that the mortal wound on his father chest was from his glider and not from Spider-man. He certainly would have the expertise to deduce that fact. I could go on forever, but the point has been made.
I guess this all should have been expected. The first two movies in this series were awful also. At least I waited for those to get on TV before I saw them. Stay away from this movie like you would the plague...unless you are in for a good chuckle.