This movie was hilarious!

Rating: 1/10 (4 May 2007)

Well I do have something positive to say about this film: it was hilarious. Emo Peter Parker looked more like Connor Oberst (singer of Bright Eyes) than he did a super hero. What was going on with that eye-liner? And the hair? I felt like I was watching The Cure! This movie was spread out way too thin. There was absolutely no cohesiveness with the plots, and really the only worthwhile aspect of the entire film was Bruce Campbell's cameo as the Frenchman. The first two films were better than most (Elektra, Fantastic Four, Daredevil, Hulk), but certainly didn't compare to Batman Begins. This film, however, was in a league of its own IF ONLY because it had absolutely no reason to be so bad. I seriously wonder how Toby Maguire or Sam Rami or really ANYONE could have stepped back during the filming of this movie and said, "Yeah, okay, this is pretty cool". Because to be completely honest, it was bad. Very, very bad.