Blew me away

Rating: 1/10 (4 May 2007)

I probably started on the wrong foot because from the title of this comment, you would be led to believe that i liked this movie, just i was led to believe that this was gonna be a good movie. Boy was i wrong. I HATED this movie. Everything was so far from expected it really did blow me away. For starters, the bad acting. Emotion is this movie is scarcer than food in Ethiopia. They could have shown a slideshow of the comics and gotten more emotion, than any of these actors could dish out. The lines were horrible as well. I've seen better lines at an opening to a Steven Segal movie. The montage, which is usually the most redeeming part of any movie, was more out of place than a third nipple. The CGI, which, from a $250 million, should have been great turned out to be worse than any of the last two. I have seen more STD's that are more eye pleasing. The worst part is that it killed the series in front of my eyes. On IMDb, under this movies genres, there are about 60 genres listed. Sad part is, things like drama, crying, singing, dancing, and some more crying, were not listed in this part even though these things took up more time during the movie than all the action sequences put together. Im thankful the movie ended before i got to see anymore of Tobey Maguire trying to cry for the tenth time in a movie. Honestly, i thought i was supposed to have action. Spiderman only get into one or two real fights. ALl of the other scenes of action is him getting his ass kicked over and over. Im sad to say i paid to see this. Hopefully you wont make the same mistake.