Worst Movie Ever

Rating: 1/10 (14 May 2007)

This movie was horrible. Please for the love of all that is comic book movies do not go out to see this corny flick. The whole think was one giant soap opera except worse. I knew from the moment Stan Lee came on screen to give Parker his heart felt advice that this movie was going to suck. I would have rather sat through two hours of crappy soap operas then watch that movie again.
Every scene that they were trying to make funny turned out so corny and overdone that you could hardly even watch.
The acting was terrible. I love Topher Grace, but he could not talk with those spiked teeth in. There wasn't one actor who was up to par. They all looked like they were going through a general read through of the script.
Even the sad scenes made you laugh because of how horribly they were done. I wanted to be sad, I really did, but all I could do is laugh at their soap opera drama acting and screen play.
In the end you got the impression of "oh, let's all just hug and forget about all the bad things that happened today. Anyone up for ice cream?" And seriously, the emo look is NOT HOT AT ALL. I don't know what possessed them to make Parker's 'hot' Venom look be emo. Give me a break.
This movie will make you want to bash your head into a wall until you have a significant enough concussion to forget you ever wasted your money and time watching it.