What the f...

Rating: 1/10 (7 May 2007)

To start off i have to say that i did love the first two movies of the trilogy. This is partly why i am feeling forced to write a comment here (my first one). As many others have already pointed out this movie stinks.
But WHY? some of you may wonder, well there are many many MANY reasons why. I will now name a few.
1. This movie completely undo the first one by destroying the moment that made spider-man what he is (read WAS).
2. I have seen many very bad movies with ever worse dialog, but this one takes the price, lines like "I guess ONE man can make..." and "Oh the brutality.." could be better delivered by a stoned Schwarzenegger BEFORE he knew any English at all.
3. I felt embarrassed when watching the Jazz club scene, nuff said about that.
4. My summary of the review is to enlight my feelings when spider-man lands in front of a smeggin big American flag, i mean come on, WHAT THE F... IS THIS.
5. Who did say OK to put Topher Grace on the role of Eddie Brock/Venom? I'm going to pray to god on his behalf.
6. As many before me has stated Mary-Jane not only looks like one but is a anorectic whiny ho in this movie. She was a bit irritating in the previous ones, but not nearly as much as in this.
The only reason i did not give this movie a 1 star rating is the scene when sandman is born.