WORST Spiderman yet

Rating: 1/10 (5 May 2007)

I don't understand how people are giving this movie good reviews. The only reason I enjoyed several parts of this embarrassingly bad movie was because of a morbid interest: I was fascinated at each awful decision the director made.
We should have been warned when Raimi said in an interview that he was never a fan of Venom. Spiderman represents good, Venom is evil. It's a classic match up, yet Raimi decided to add 30 minutes of Peter Parker becoming emo, thrusting his hips, and a dance sequence. Why have an epic battle between good and evil when you shoot yourself in the foot and focus on hormones? I bet if I would have tried to come up with a way to ruin this movie, I wouldn't have come close to what Raimi accomplished.
Also, Raimi must assume that the audience is made up of imbeciles, because every remotely subtle plot development was rehashed with direct dialog and flashbacks. The worst of these was when Raimi had an "Alfred-Batman"-esque scene where the anonymous butler had a heart to heart with Harry, instead of the orphan figuring out the truth of his father's death himself. This excruciating scene, along with many others, was shoved down the audience's throats, and all that I could think during them was, "Thanks Raimi. I never would have gotten that."
So in summation, PLEASE don't see this movie. In between all the singing, dancing, and emo inspired scenes, it had room for a sparingly amount of action sequences. And those weren't even that good. If you feel you really need to see it, still don't.