Oh Dear

Rating: 1/10 (6 May 2007)

Quite the worst film i have ever had the misfortune to pay money to see, at one point a cheesy comedy, the next a strange kind of musical threaded through with an unbearably patriotic 'we all love the USA' theme. Not to mention the laughable 'evil peter Parker' dancing down the street like an idiot scene. The plot was hard to follow from start to finish even with knowledge of the first two films (who's only saving grace is that they were hardly as bad as the new one!) and was overly complicated by having two bad guys and a string of moral and romantic dilemma's all running at once. The cgi for such a high budget film was unconvincing, but was it supposed to be realistic? Maybe not but it should have been. There's only so much thread shooting and swinging from buildings that an audience can take. One positive: The police chiefs daughter was quite hot.