Kinder should not see this movie.

Rating: Null/10 (22 May 2002)

Children should not see this nearly pornographic movie. Although, if they are on the verge of puberty and are paranoid about their bodies and their fluids, maybe they ought to see just how this "dirt" and "misfortune" can turn into a whole series of superpowers. The film is clearly about phalluses and bodily fluids, and for sneaking this by everyone, I have to hand it to Sam Raimi. Love the sound effects to go along with the "deployment of the web", otherwise known as "reaching climax". With power comes responsibility, so use protection Kinder!