This Movie Really Really was Korny

Rating: Null/10 (2 November 2002)

As you can see from my title of the subject I thought this movie was very very korny. I just rented the dvd and all through it I counted the minutes to when it would end. Yes the special effects were well done( i.e. the flying through the city), and the action packed fighting scenes I actually didn't yawn at. Although the Goblin did have a very bad costume, he did have the only one good line. That's it the line and the beginning credits were the only things enjoyable. Some major faults in this movie is when Peter discovers he actually can climb walls. Question wouldn't he panic and go totally insane? I would for sure, but no this is not taken into consideration in the movie. Then when Peter fights the bully. Wouldn't the kids afterwards scream out MUTANT, and then call the cops? No they just say "Peter I knew you were a freak". This emphasizes the korniness that I am talking about. What about all those times that Peter a.k.a SPIDER MAN is saving the city of crime, and in the rememberance of the death of his uncle? Well...the saving he does is like a human saving a cat out of a tree. They don't come up with natural crime-saving. I mean what kinda of fireman trusts a man in a paperthin spandex suit? COME ON.....the plot lacked. Was rushed, and made all the extra actors point to the sky to say look there is spider man. HELLO That is superman's cue NOT SPIDERMAN! I didn't like Kirsten Dunst at all she sucks at playing the damseld in distress. She's not good enough for that role, and Tobey Mcguire is cuter with the glasses. It was all korny and I can't remember any other pointers, because I'm trying to block out the 108 minutes I wasted of my life.
Fare thee Well Ruby