I hate Spider-Man!!!!!!!!!!!

Rating: 5/10 (18 April 2006)

Yes, I truly despise everybody's precious Spider-Man. Why? Because he's what's known as a vigilante! A slave to himself! He's got powers. So what? He thinks because his beloved Uncle Ben got shot, he's bound to a life of crime-fighting and indescribable misery, but he's not. He just chooses to live like that. He also seems quite determined to keep it that way, given how he never thinks to take his stupid pictures of Spider-Man to another newspaper. Oh no, he must always take them to Jameson, so Mr. Stupid Toothbrush Mustache can tell more lies about him. He never thought to tell Harry the truth about the death of his father. Nope, he stupidly "promised" stupid Norman that he'd never let stupid Harry know the truth. Either he never thought of it, or he wants Harry to think that stupid Spider-Man killed stupid Norman. He wants to stay miserable. He's such a #$*&ing idiot, and he's supposed to be a hero?????? More like an annoying bug if you ask me, much less a comic book icon. He doesn't make me like spiders, he makes me snort. I wish the Green Goblin beat him till he bled. I wish the Green Goblin impaled him with his glider's blades. I wish Spider-Man died!
Death to Spider-Man! I hope Doctor Octopus dismembers him and paints the city with his radioactive blood!!!!!!
negative three hundred billion gazillion stars of of ten