Piotr St. says: CRAP! CRAP! CRAP!!!

Rating: 1/10 (8 August 2002)

Omigosh!!!! How can ANYONE give this film more than 3 (except from TY and WD fans) remains a mystery for me.
First of all this one is FOR LITTLE CHILDREN ONLY. I know that comic books adaptations are not meant to be, say, A Clockwork Orange, but do yourself a favor and go watch Batman (1989) - it's a great pleasure. Thanks to great director and of course Mr. Nicholson. And it still stands well: its dark mood, photography, and dark poetry have transcended well into 2002. In comparison this one is simply pathetic. Only special effects, and wery weak, naive screenplay. Why do you Americans take us all as fvols?!
Spider-Man is a deadly boring movie: I watched this at a cinema and everybody was loudly laughing anytime when "...with great power comes great responsibility blah blah blah..." came from the screen. Many people left before the film has ended, saying "LAME!", or "Crap". There is nothing new, we have seen many films of superheroes and this one is simply re-make of all cliches you can imagine.
I can't understand why this one earned so many money: I think it was because there were no good releases at the same time. If released together with Attack Of The Clones, this would hit the bottom faster than Titanic did.
Not worth any minute of your life.
1/10 - just because there is no 0.