you've got to be kidding me, PLEASE tell me you're kidding me

Rating: 1/10 (24 May 2002)

aside from the upside-down kiss (movie-history moment) -- this is the cheesiest movie ive ever seen ever in my life. no, seriously. why, you ask?
the scene where tobey is bouncing off the walls, flipping with hang-time beating up the high school bully in front of a crowd of people...and no one says a word about how strange it is?
willem dafoe's costume...ahahahahahahaahhahahahahahaha. i have halloween costumes from 3rd grade that are more scary.
the dialogue...must have been written by the same people who do "Barney" and "Pokemon"
the green goblin...why does he do anything? we never find out. he's mad at his boss. ok, he gets him...then he's mad at world, apparently...why?
the scene where the green goblin WHO HAS BEEN TRYING DESPERATELY TO FIND OUT WHO SPIDERMAN IS knocks him unconscious...then doesn't take off his mask???? HELLO HOLLYWOOD??? ANY BRAINS IN THERE???
the fake tears...we see tobey with dry eyes, we cut away for 3 seconds, we cut back: he has tears running down his face?
the ending...oops! there wasnt one.
i could go on forever had i bothered to stay awake.