The two stools theory

Rating: 3/10 (29 July 2002)

You have two stools in a room. Each stool represents a film at the pinnacle of it's genre. One of these stools if the Action Film stool, lets say Speed or Die Hard. The other is the Drama stool, lets say, Amadeus.
Now how far apart are these stools in a room? Pretty far apart right? So any film, no matter how big it's ass, will fall between these two stools if it tries to sit on them both, correct? This movie will sit on the floor with the rest of the garbage.
Ladies and gentleman, I give you Sam Raimi's Spiderman.