Hang On For Fun!!!!!!!

Rating: 8/10 (26 May 2002)

Directions: To enjoy this review, you must sing along to the Spider-Man theme song.

(Chorus) Spider-man, Spider-Man, there is a new little film called `Spider-Man'. Tobey Maguire is Spider-Man, and he could do the job like no one can. This `Maguire' is no dummy, so just `show him the money'. Kirsten Dunst plays Mary Jane, the girl who Spider-Man loves the best. She is cute and has nice breasts but always ends up in a mess. Is it strong? Just go! And you will see why its made lots of dough.
(Middle Verse) In the scenes of fright, you will feel some delight. As he glides around, and see what he's found.
(More Chorus) Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can..
(Conclusion Verse) So wherever there is a theater, park your car and put money in the meter. And hang on for Spider-maaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn!
**** Good