Are you serious?

Rating: 1/10 (4 May 2002)

Being a big spiderman fan, i was expecting one of the greatest super hero movies ever. Boy was i dissapointed. I can honestly say that this was the most dissapointing movie of all time. First of all, during the movie, i kept telling myself that this was a "comic book" movie, and that the dialouge would be pretty bad. I just kept telling myself that, and I can only tolerate so much. But oh my god, there are so many dumb lines, I can't even explain. Most of them are cliched, which doesnt bother me too much.... its a comic book movie. But its amazing how many stupid things that were squeezed into the script. My other complaint was the wrestling thing... with his costume. If he had just appeared with his sleek, tight, spider man costume than that would of been cool... but instead they stress that he cant do that and make him wear that stupid nike clothes, and like a freeking ski mask. Then all of a sudden it shows him wearing his new costume... Please someone tell me how he made it? iF you know please email me... Someone explain the hundreds of other ridiculous things that happened in this movie... please, I just dont get it. I know this a franchise, money making movie, whatever... but why after the entire movie of peter whining how much he loves MJ, does he just say "i cant?" Man that is a complete waste of the movie... it defeats the entire purpose... there is absolutely no closure... god why was the movie so bad?
-the very best part is when he jumps on the car... and at the very end when he's swinging around. And oh yeah, there is 2 fight scenes IN THE ENTIRE MOVIE. Both of which were not even choreographed well. At best this movie gets a 6/10, only because of that car scene.