Worst Comic Book Movie Ever

Rating: 1/10 (19 June 2005)

Sequel to the 2002 Crapfest, with a bigger budget and an interesting villain I finally gave Spider-Man 2 ago having watched it with a friend of mine, I sat and watched on with the opening twenty minutes of solid boredom and the greatest line in the history of cinema "Spider-Man stole that guys pizza's" yes the lame opening twenty minutes is almost rivaled by the stupidity of New Yorkers depicted in this movie.
Worse of all the one lines are unfunny, lame and boring, compelled by Aunt Mays falling down a skyscraper being saved holding onto her umbrella I've got to hand it to the writers of this film they pulled out all the stops *hint of sarcasm I think* Alfred Molina does an OK job as Doc Ock but even he looks bored in this piece of drivel.
The Action is very good in this movie, but it falls down when I have to watch a Spider-Man video game being thrown about on top of a moving train did they call in Activision to do the special effects? The roof top battle on the train is the best part *pinch of sarcasm again*, not only does he take his mask off but ensures every low life and loser of New York now knows what his face looks like, followed by two children who say "We won't tell anyone" yes the kids speak for every person on that train, yet again I can hear the snaps of *talented writers* then Harry finds out, Mary Jane, and then Doc Ock by the end of the movie, and after his dramatically boring rescue of Mary Jane he puts his mask back on which begs the point of why bother, just web sling around New York with your normal face there's no point anymore.
Overall I wouldn't recommend this movie for anyone to watch, I'd find watching paint dry, and best part of all I find it amusing its in the top 250 movies of all time, and made a lot of money, must have been a slow year at the box office, I give this 2 stars and that's being kind, I'm going to mail Sam Raimi some money so he can go and see Batman Begins and see how a superhero movie should be done, and not some second rate two hour pile of garbage that deserves more razzies than Star Wars Episode I.
Disappointing.