Tonight we have Superman 4 or Spider-Man 2.

Rating: 1/10 (17 January 2005)

When we were done watching this movie my Best Friend had the nerve to ask "So... what did you think?". My other friend and I looked at each other and all I had to say was "OH MYYYYYY GGGGOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD! That was the longest movie I've ever seen." They should have put the Spider symbol on the Hulk and rolled two really really bad movies into one. It seems that Marvel Comics only have two settings. They either make a really good movie or a movie where you wish you had a shot gun blast to the face. Recently, it has been the latter of the two. Back to Spider-Man 2. The script was horrible. I was waiting for the Preschool fighting words of "You arn't invited to my birthday party!" to spew from Mary Jane's mouth. Funny enough when she was asked if Peter was invited to the wedding, she said "No." Why didn't the SWAT team take Doc Ock out when he was robbing the bank? When he was climbing the building with Aunt Mae, did anyone find it funny that New York's Finest would just open fire at any building in New York? The list goes on and on. One more question... In New York is there Spider-Man insurance? Because when he was trying to stop that train he rip some really big holes in those buildings. If your property is damaged by a Super Hero do you think insurance covers that?