No Justice for Spidey

Rating: 1/10 (29 November 2004)

Spiderman is the greatest comic book action hero ever. Unfortunately, no one can seem to write a decent screenplay about him. I thought that the first Spiderman was slow and boring -- then, something happened...I saw Spiderman 2. This was quite possibly the most boring movie since Van Helsing. I know that there is a story to tell, but the comics weren't this boring so why should the movie be? Another problem with Spiderman 2 is that everything that was computer generated LOOKED computer generated. Even Spidey himself looked fake. Doc Ock looked fake, his arms and anything they were holding. In fact, the only things that looked real were anything that WEREN'T in a scene with Spidey or Doc Ock. It was almost like the writer was TRYING to write a big budget movie, not a movie that payed homage to Spidey. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm glad I didn't pay money to see this movie, because I would've felt robbed if I had.
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