Movie about man.

Rating: Null/10 (18 July 2004)

Basically my family had to take me to this movie kicking and screaming because I just don't like spiders. I don't like anything about them. I know we're all suppose to like how they eat all the flies and bugs of the world, but to me that doesn't make them any more attractive. "Look Timmy! There's a spider near your bed sucking the life out of that fly. I wonder what he'll do when he gets hungry in the middle of the night? Now get to sleep." So a movie about a Spiderman sounded like it would be the grossest thing of all. And the thought of him sucking on that cute Kristen Dunst was a horror too awful to imagine. But, I went anyway, and I'm glad I did! It turns out that Spiderman is...oh wait. I'm supposed to say there is a spoiler here. So, Spiderman is not really a spider at all. That's just some kind of movie hype. He's really a man who dresses up in a spider suit. Except it's really not a spider suit because it's not all fuzzy and it doesn't have suit fangs. There's no drinking of blood or sucking, in fact, the movie doesn't suck one bit! Oh boy! That's my review; it doesn't suck. Oh, and how about this... this movie's going to be around for a while, it's got eight legs! Oooooo-Ahhhh!