SAVE YOURSELF!

Rating: 3/10 (30 June 2004)

Please! No spoilers, no explanations necessary... save yourself! Run as fast as you can BEFORE buying a ticket to this hokey, cliché'-ridden disaster of a drama-fest way-off-target movie... Yeah. It's that freakin' awful. One lackluster scene after another. The bad guy? An overweight soggy-diaper of a science miss. Did this guy say ONE thing that was scientifically accurate? Did ANYONE making this film take a physics class??! What the h-ll's the matter with people today? Just because you drop some shiny dimes on a flick, it's automatically good??! This was worse than some of the third rate 1950s B-movies my Grandmother forced me to sit through in my youth! Second rate script, second rate acting... and LORD someone PLEASE help these people understand a thing or two about thermodynamics, or at the very least a junior high school level earth science class! Yikes. Oh, and if you can last though the hokey 'why-me' stuff, then you really get to enjoy the powerful love subplot. *Sigh* Save yourselfs... do not approach this movie at all costs... farewell...