Worst thing I've ever seen in my life

Rating: Null/10 (8 June 2019)

I'm only 13 minutes in and I feel like I've entered the most crippling depression I've ever been in. The movie throws the most forced saddness for the sake of being depressing immediately, how is that a superhero movie? Spiderman is drooling over some unattractive girl and somehow despite having super powers can't use them to even get enough cash to pay his rent. Every random person is comically rude and it goes nowhere. Thank god James Franco is hilarious, trying to act and all. I love that guy. I don't think I've ever seen him in a good movie and this definitely solidifies that. Doc Oc stole the show.