A great movie -- IF YOU'RE RETARDED!!!!

Rating: Null/10 (1 December 2004)

I watched "spiderman 2: the waffle cone experiment" last night. after watching it, i thought about all the good reviews it got and all the money it made and all the people who said it was better than the first one, and then i almost committed suicide. if i had actually paid $9 to see this, they'd still be finding pieces of my skull in the men's room at loews. but seriously, this is a really bad movie. all these people here on IMDb who are calling it the best movie of the year should punch themselves in the face. the dialogue was arguably the worst i've ever heard, and the special effects didn't exactly reinvent the wheel. i'm warning you -- once you watch this movie, you can not have those 2 hours of your life back.