Oh, the colors!

Rating: 3/10 (7 February 2009)

A trippy psychedelic color-collage during the opening credits is one of the few highlights in this slow-as-molasses story about a group of pretty young girls making the singing circuit.
It's quite obvious early on that the real star of the five-some is Emma Bunton (she's the cute blonde), though brunette Victoria Adams is a close second just because she's so hot.
So off the Spice Girls go across England on that dumb bus and flights from Milan to London on an Alaskan Airlines jet. If that doesn't sound confusing enough, try Roger Moore's corpse-like presence holding a piglet which is more interesting than he is or the girls making their concert fans wait so they can deliver an Asian chick's baby. Choppy direction doesn't help; this movie would be better with less talk and more colorful pillow fights.
Typically convoluted approach to contemporary pop-culture subject matter.