It doesn't have a coming attractions trailer...

Rating: 1/10 (9 January 2001)

It has fair warning. I guess this is one of those where if you aren't a fan of the original, then you aren't going to like the film. Well, I tried watching on the basis of "it might be so bad it'll be good" but was sorely disappointed (I almost screamed at the TV when Richard O'Brien first came on, "RICHARD! WHY?! WHY!?") Mind you, I wasn't expecting High Art; I couldn't believe how insipid the whole thing was. The interior of their tour bus had to be the size of a football field, and the statues around London had more personality than the group. And would SOMEBODY tell them to either swallow the mush they're eating or spit it out? I couldn't understand 95% of what they were saying, and I'm a regular PBS viewer!