I don't believe you people...

Rating: Null/10 (4 December 2004)

What part of "this movie sucks" don't you understand? I can't believe there are people stupid enough to think this movie is good. This film is one of the worst abominations in the history of modern cinema. I couldn't tell you for the life of me what the plot was. What the hell was the point? You would think with all the filthy money the Spice Girls made off unsuspecting twelve-year olds, they could have hired a halfway decent acting coach, but NO! They had to act like the stars of a third-grade class play. Even to this day, I'm still amazed I stayed awake through the whole movie. I sure as hell hope I NEVER see anything like this again.
Bottom Line: Hmmm...I can't think of any words to describe this. Just change the channel if this is on TV.