It's up there with Batman & Robin as one of the worst films ever.......

Rating: 1/10 (1 December 2006)

Spiceworld - This is a movie that actually makes me want to vomit blood, it is a homage to all that is unholy in this world and was made by lucifer himself. I would rather have my testicles surgically removed with a rusty steak knife than to ever watch it again. How they managed to get so many big name stars to appear in this pile of drivel is beyond comprehension. I am aware that they are (and i use this term very loosely!' 'musicians' and this movie was supposed to be 'a bit of fun' but its only fun if you're the kind of person that enjoys train spotting (the practise of, not the movie)or flashing people with a dirty rain mack. I have nothing but utter contempt for this film that can be likened only to having rusty nails driven into my fingers using a concrete breezeblock.