Ed Wood is given a run for his money...

Rating: 1/10 (26 May 2006)

I hated to watch this garbage, but I couldn't look away. Anyone who dares to see this movie will feel like a deer in headlights. I had to gnaw on my own leg in order to keep my sanity. It was that bad. And the Spices Girls... were they even trying to act? And all the cameos of famous people like Roger Moore, Hugh Laurie, Steven Fry, everyone, you name it.
The memorable moment in this movie is the Spice Bus jumping over an opening drawbridge (In case you don't know, the Spice Bus is this huge triple-decker bus with the Union Jack painted on the side). That single shot of a clay bus flying over a cardboard bridge on fishing line made my day.
I come with a warning: NEVER... SEE... SPICE-WORLD! If you value your life, spend your money on something else instead.