Only meant for a limited audience

Rating: Null/10 (11 November 2007)

In comparison to the world's population, a negligible percent of people will find this movie enjoyable. Who are these people, you ask? Before you see this movie, take this short and simple survey: 1. Are you a female or particularly flamboyant male? 2. Were you born in the time period of 1986-1991?
If you've answered "No," to any of the above questions, avoid this movie at all costs. You will be revolted and maybe a little disturbed. But hey, if you answered "Yes" to those questions, chances are you've already seen the Spice Girls more than once. You remember that they were a huge hit, that Spice Girls paraphernalia drowned girlish child and tweenie stores, and that you and your best friends would pretend you were the Spice Girls during recess and argue about who got to be Baby Spice. If you answered "Yes," chances are Spice Girls still retains that touch of magic it always has. What is the "touch"? Who can be sure. Perhaps it's the fact those Spice Girls kicked butt, that their clothes were cool, that they came out on top, those neat accents (if you didn't grow up in the UK), their awesome clothes, and those completely addictive songs that were the most fun to sing during slumber parties. It is what it is. That being said, for all you "No," people, the Spice Girls is not going to have the same memories or magic touch for you. Though I can't directly relate, I can imagine it being an obnoxious, shallow, unstable, and undeniably annoying movie destined for kindergarten girls.
Because Spice Girls will always be THE Spice Girls to me, I'm giving it a 7.