Embarrasing!

Rating: 1/10 (2 September 1999)

What was I thinking? Why did I go see Spiceworld? Nearly every critic said it was rubbish but hey I had to make my own mind up. Note: From now on listen to the critics - they know what they're talking about.
This film is an embarassment. The girls can't act. Not one of them seems comfortable in front of the camera. Baby Spice - stop sucking those lollipops, it's not cute, it's retarded. Sporty Spice - her voice is like a constant drilling in my ears. Ginger Spice - I'm so glad she left the group. Posh Spice - my goldfish has a better personality. Scary Spice - well, she was the best of a bad bunch.
Richard E.Grant seems to be as embarassed as I was while starring in the film. The cameos from famous faces are only successful when they don't have to be on the screen with the Spicegirls. Roger Moore is quite funny and Bob Hoskins doesn't shame himself.
I don't know what genre you'd put this in. It can't be classified as a comedy because it's not funny. It can't be classified as a musical because these girls can't sing. I think the only genre fitting is a disaster movie - this is a natural disaster!