this is the biggest piece of crap ever made

Rating: 1/10 (28 May 2003)

I don't get why so many people are giving this movie "it's really not too bad" reviews. It is on of the worst movies ever made. The Spice Girls cannot act, the dialogue sounds like it was written by my 4 year old nephew, and the happenings are so unrealistic to the point that i can't find any humor in it. For example the Spice Girls get out of their bus to use the bathroom in the woods and run into a bunch of aliens that look as though they're wearing cardboard costumes and then the aliens ask if there are any tickets for the concert and ask for autographs. HA HA HA. Or all those fictional daydream scenes ie the one when the girls have all had like 10 kids and they're old and worn out... I can't believe that a group of extremely respectable actors agreed to be in this movie but it probably will be a permanent bruise in their careers. It's really no wonder that the redhead left the group soon after this movie was released and the group went straight downhill from there. Please, please, PLEASE don't waste your money or your time watching this peice of cinematic crap.