Bondage

Rating: 4/10 (5 December 2017)

Never thought I would say this about a Bond film, it was boring. Not only was it boring, it was poorly directed and poorly conceived. For example, there aren't even any action set pieces that you normally associate with a Bond film, even the opening scene was pants, a fight in a helicopter, really, like that hasn't been done a million times before, and better by the way? There was the usual fist fight with a double 'ard henchman of course, but that lasted all of two minutes and was ruined by Bond suddenly becoming punch drunk, despite not getting punched in the head, it just fell totally flat. That was about it for the action, then it was just a load of talky drivel that I couldn't be bothered paying attention to. Even the bad guy was a let down, since when do criminal masterminds wear no socks to try and be hip? Do me favour, he was about as menacing as Mrs Brady Old Lady without her teeth in. Very disappointed.