This is the meaning of KITSCH

Rating: 1/10 (13 February 2016)

The plot is incongruous. The writers seem to have spent a lot of time scraping the the bottom of the plot barrel. The un-engaging action scenes are just not believable. The continuity crew was fast asleep. The sleepy title song had some androgynous voice howling in castratto. The villain is pathetic. The older woman scene made no sense. The CG looks fake. Spectre seems like a collection of scenes from prior Bond movies which were done better. Spectre could have been a wonderful travelogue if the trash in between the landscape shots was removed. The movie tries to appeal to the lowest possible denominator of intelligence and succeeds. Roger Moore should have been brought back to deliver this type of late 70's kitsch. This bomb is a total waste of time and money. A truly forgettable movie.