Better than Sleepy Time bedtime tea!

Rating: 3/10 (22 November 2015)

This film was fantastic - at making me sleepy. The dialogue was fantastically dull, the action was spectacularly boring, the characters were flat and clichéd and the story was a wonderful and predictable repeat of so many other action films. I was blissfully lulled to sleep after only ten minutes. Occasionally I would wake up during one of the many explosions and chases, but the creatively unique pastiche of confusion and noise sweetly enveloped me like a burritoed-baby and wouldn't let go. How do you do it Sam Mendes? It's a tough race between you and M. Night Shyamalamadingdong for the best soporific geniuses of this century. Big Pharma, watch out...