Spectre? More like failure

Rating: 7/10 (14 November 2015)

I am a huge bond fan. I respect Sam Mendes for his attempts to reference the classic movies and I love the connections. But if you want to tell me that the 24th bond will be the "best yet" it better be friggin perfect. The dialogue was about as dull and commonplace as the fast and furious series. Next time, make bond say some dope stuff like,
"Q is for Queer" or "I've always hated Oberhauser". The worst part of the plot is that Ian Fleming didn't even write it as an original! It was all adapted for this movie. WTH are they gonna do for Bond 25?!? They exhausted all of their possible plot lines all in one boring ass film. Overall, the stunts were awesome, always have been, always will be. However, the fact that bond had no scratches or injuries from the plane crash or the car crash or EVEN THE HELICOPTER SCENE... leads me to believe that Mendes sucks Daniel Craig way too much and doesn't want his angel face to be touched. Bull. There has to be some injuries, ANYTHING. Bond will always been indestructible but make it a little bit believable. Lastly, I had a major issue with Dr.Swann. She's hot and ferocious and knows how to fight but she's too boring. The one job that the writers had was to make a plot twist right at the end. She needed to be secretly bad! Everything pointed in that direction and it would make perfect sense for her to be a part of spectre. That squeezed my gut all night, so many opportunities lost, so many options avoided, so many questions about bond 25, and one fan disappointed.