The worst Bond movie...

Rating: 2/10 (18 December 2015)

I don't know where to begin with this. Visually, very well done. The actors mostly do well with the meager material they get to work with. But that's it for the positives.
The rest is an unbelievable pile of rubbish. The script is utter nonsense from beginning to end. A thoroughly uninteresting story, crap dialog, very limited humor (intentional humor, that is. Sometimes I started giggling at dumbest scenes...) and a bunch of incredibly STUPID scenes. A chase down a mountainside between a jeep and an airplane?! I know there have been many dumb scenes in previous Bond films, but those were mostly deliberately silly and tongue in cheek (scenes that make you grin and say "yeah...right! Haha!). These scenes in Spectre just feel monumentally stupid and unconvincing...in the worst possible way.
My wife is a huge Bond fan, but about 30 minutes in, she leaned over and whispered in my ear: "Is it just me, or is this a REALLY bad movie?". And that's exactly what it is. A really bad movie. I can't for the life of me understand some of the positive reviews, especially reviews by professional critics (5 stars in the Guardian, for example. Are you freaking KIDDING me? Did Peter Bradshaw sustain a recent head injury? I will NEVER take any notice of what he says from now on!)
Bottom line: Avoid