It's just bad

Rating: 1/10 (13 November 2015)

I'm glad I was inebriated for this movie, still though, I wanted to leave, but couldn't because the cinema only validates parking if you stay the whole time. For those of you who have seen Mouse Hunt, you can happily give this one a miss, the premise is the same; idiots try to kill an incredibly lucky pest, who miraculously survives despite physics and an utter lack of strategy or skill on either side. At least in the movie Mouse Hunt the mouse isn't smug about it, and honestly there was more character development for that literal rodent than this bond pest. Also Daniel Craig is 0% the sexual dynamo that he would need to be for any of the romantic scenes to make sense. His trademark steely intensity looks tired and bored, he could just as well be in the middle of doing his taxes.
In summation: Mouse Hunt 1 Spectre 0