Suckiest Movie that Ever Sucked!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Rating: 1/10 (27 December 2004)

Ralph Ziffereti: THEY DIDN'T HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT ROME!!!!!!1 That's just one of many, many things wrong with this silly 1960 movie that the great Stanley Kubrick attached his name to. So let's make a list huh? Spartacus was NOT a white man. He was most likely a dark-haired olive-skinned Slav. See the A&E miniseries to see how Spartacus should have been cast.
The Gladiator from da bronx. "Yo spa-da-gus"...Enough said.
The slaves taking on all of ancient rome. If you watch the Hollywood version you would think the Roman armies were incompetent clods who were mowed down by a rag-tag group of slaves. WRONG!! The slave revolt while initially successful, withered in the face of the Roman military. They did not take on 6 legions and beat each and every single one of them. THAT NEVER HAPPENED!! THEY DID NOT NOT HAVE FLAT TOPS IN ANCIENT...Wait, I mentioned that already.
The Gladiator combat was ALL WRONG!!! Spartacus was NOT crucified. NOBODY KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM but he was most likely killed in the battle against Crassus.
LAURENCE OLIVIER sucked!!!1 tHERE YOU GO