Face it, this movie sucks

Rating: 2/10 (8 April 2020)

Like Mr. T says: "I pity the fool." I pity the fools who think this is the epitome of Looney Tunes cinema. Most people grew up with this and I did too. I used to watch it whenever it came on TV, or on VHS. But it never appealed to me as much as Who Framed Roger Rabbit does. When does a plot with Looney Tunes and Basketball sound great? It doesn't. I agree with that one animator of Warner Bros. they made Bugs Bunny stupid. If he was smart, he could've gotten rid of the aliens in a few minutes. This isn't the Broken Arms hotel!
When would Porky Pig say that he wet himself? How is that funny? Oh wait, it's funny if you are a kid. Which of course, most of the people who watched this were 6 year olds.
Can we talk about how stupid a character Lola Bunny is? I've always hated her, and I have a good reason to. I've never ever been attracted to cartoon characters. Heck, I don't think Jessica Rabbit is attractive, but she's a lot better than Lola. They want you to think Lola is attractive, by giving her curves and crazy shots of her body and face, but she's hideous. She's not attractive, and she's my least favorite looney tune out of this whole franchise.
I find it hilarious that the basketball game is terribly choreographed. Bugs Bunny is the point guard, yet he still lets Foghorn Leghorn skip down the court singing I wish I was in the land of cotton.
What sense does it make to steal someone's talent? It literally makes no sense. Stealing superpowers is a thing. Stealing intelligence is one thing. But what the heck is stealing talent? Also, they literally shut down the NBA, just because a bunch of players claimed aliens took their talent? They wouldn't have them checked out by therapists? In real life they would think that they are doing drugs. Shutting down the NBA for Coronavirus is one thing, shutting it down because of some players claiming aliens were there is not. This is just lazy writing and it sucks bad.
Also, besides the awfulness of the product placement, the only good thing to come out of this thing is the soundtrack, which my family used to listen to a lot. For you I will by Monica is the best song, but the movie is soo bad. I know Space Jam 2 is happening, but judging by this movie. It shouldn't. "They are so occupied with whether or not they could they didn't stop to think if they should!"