Cute, colorful, and funny, but so what?

Rating: Null/10 (9 June 1999)

Honestly, what is there to this movie, other than Michael Jordan making lots of money with the help of the Looney Tunes? I've seen Looney Tunes cartoons that had more to them than this! This movie is enjoyable, yes, with lots of laughs and colorful animation, but so what? What's the point? Is there one? And howcome I'm the only person on the IMDB who doesn't seriously like this movie? It's entertaining, but where's the plot? The old Looney Tunes had Elmer Fudd hunting for wabbits. Those cartoons had more than this movie does. It's a brainless, plotless, potentially pointless event that has all of the Looney Tunes helping Michael Jordan play basketball against aliens from outer space. Catchy idea for a Looney Tunes short, but not a whole movie! "Beavis and Butt-head Do America" had more to it than this! What amazes me the most is that the critics loved it. I don't get it. It was entertaining, but that's it! Nothing else involved or achieved. After this, Michael Jordan literally lived on all of the commercials with Looney Tunes in them. The network TV premiere ads called this a "one-time, unforgettable, major event". What?! This a major event?! It just amazes me that people go to the movies, simply to turn their minds off and watch meaningless and pointless box-office glitter! I guess this was made for kids, but I've seen children's movies that made more sense than this! Or they probably made it to make Michael Jordan an extra bag of money(not that he doesn't already have enough money). Oh well, "Space Jam" is out there, proving to the world that if you have Michael Jordan, the Looney Tunes, and no plot, you can actually channel it onto celluloid and make tons of money off of it!