Super Mashup Rocky Sale

Rating: 5/10 (9 September 2015)

Are you a super fan of the Rocky franchise, but lack the time to watch more than two or three at a sitting? Always conflicted over which Rocky's to choose?
Your troubles are over. Introducing SouthPaw, a mash up of many great Rocky moments, conveniently packaged in a single, two-hour movie.
Yearn for the underlying Rocky theme of redemption-We Got That!
Want the transition from rich Rocky to poor Rocky-We Got That!
Want an ex-boxer coach that pushes, while providing street wisdom-We Got That!
Need an opponent to make it personal, with actions and insults that "cross the line"-We Got That!
Need a one-dimensional concerned wife that wants the fighting to stop-We Got That!
Yearn for the Rocky training montage-We Got That! (Due to copyright restrictions, fans must hum the Rocky theme(don't worry you'll know when))
Want clumsy, caring, interaction between a fighter and his child-We Got That!
Want a climatic death to spur Rocky like never before-We Got That!
Need a new Rocky boxing technique that once implemented KO's the opponent- We Got That!
Need a bloody, skill less, round by round, slug fest, montage, climatic ending fight-We Got That!
But Wait There's More-act now and we'll include: The semi-related domestic violence death of a sympathetic, impoverished child.
Cameos by real boxers and boxing commentators.
Directions to Jake Gyllenhaal's SouthPaw Workout (Directions to Jake Gyllenhaal's SouthPaw Pharmacist not included)
Don't Miss, this every once in a while, opportunity