I've never laughed harder, longer, or as uncut in my life.

Rating: 8/10 (3 July 1999)

A good number of comedies (say, The Spy Who Shagged Me, for instance) give you about 10 good minutes of laughter at the beginning of the movie and then perhaps a couple more good laughs the rest of the movie, leaving you searching the rest of the time for even the slightest chuckle to justify the ticket price you spent. South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut does not treat the viewer quite so rudely. Not only are you granted one of the most shockingly hilarious opening sequences ever, the movie never allows you to stop laughing for more than a couple seconds, which for some folks (like me) might be detrimental to catching ALL of the good lines in this movie (a reason I will be seeing it again soon). For other folks, such as the woman sitting in front of me, it might be detrimental to your health.
Be warned, however, this movie contains far more obscenities (particularly, instances of the "F" word) than an Eddie Murphy stand-up routine (before he became Dr. Doolittle, that is). If you're easily offended -- heck, if you're difficult to offend -- this movie will make you blush. Shots are taken at pretty much everyone who ever set foot on this planet and belonged to some categorizable group. You will find yourself laughing and at the same time feeling guilty because you are doing so. But because laughter ALWAYS wins out, you will ultimately feel very good about yourself.
Not surprisingly, the movie isn't merely about offending. There does seem to be an underlying message which parent's groups and censors will likely miss because of the time they'll spend bleeping out words. See if you can locate it between the moments you are picking your lungs up off the floor.