Worse Than Surgery While Awake

Rating: Null/10 (16 June 2004)

OK, I'm going to take my video camera, point it at me, and record. Then I will start swearing for an hour and a half. There's your movie. Only mine will be of a higher budget than this disgrace of a film. Forget the controversy, there are no jokes here, just plain, direct name calling and swearing. Not to mention pointless sexual content and violence. Anyone who had anything to do with making this movie should be ashamed of themselves. What were they thinking? Oh, I know, everyone age 10 to 17, with a sub average IQ will be so amazed by the profanity that they will have to love it. Also, I can't believe that this movie didn't win the Academy award for best song. Clearly a song with minimal words about a certain characters mom is pure genius. Yeah, sure, I can bang my head on a table for 2 minutes to get a better song than that. And no, I don't think I'm missing the real message in this movie. I'm pretty sure that the message is it's not worth taking you're own life over a movie. No wait, that's what my fortune cookie said the night before I saw this garbage. Besides our time this movie also wasted precious film. I would have rather watched an iceberg try to melt for a few days than sit through any portion of this complete disregard for my anticipation of at least a bad movie that I could tolerate. If I was given a choice of watching 20 minutes of this movie or the death penalty, I might just have to try and talk them into giving me life in prison instead. Surely one of the worst movies ever made. Sucked worse than anything from start to the painful finish. Pointless and worthless. 1/10, 1/100, 0 stars, thumbs as far down as they will go. Just even mentioning the word "stars" with this movie is an outrage.