Hidee Ho!

Rating: 1/10 (29 June 1999)

M'kay. M'kay. M'kay. Eric Cartman was right when after he and his group of pals were denied entry to Terrance and Philip's "A***s of Fire" he said, "The movie probably sucks anyway. It's just a poorly drawn cartoon with swear words." M'kay, don't quote me, but had there been more moments of such self deprecating humor, I might have laughed rather than yawned. I'm not sure if Mr. Hanky was given only a moments screen time due to an NC-17 edit, but I missed the little turd. What's worse is the movie is an 80 minute musical. Sure. The tunes are shocked full of swear words, and lyrics to offend all sensitive segments in society, but waaay too long. I would have rather watched more fart jokes than hear another rendition of "Uncle F***er". It's clear any toddler who will sneak into the theater showing "Southpark: Bigger..." will in no way comprehend the social satire being conveyed, and may in fact begin singing the songs with gusto only to be confronted with the real"What, what, what!" of their tortured mothers. Blame Canada? How about Tom Green, specifically? M'kay. I actually stayed through the ending credits to watch Kyle's adopted Canadian brother curse, but why not really be inventive and actually have a 'real' human baby cuss out the audience?