One of the funniest movies ever made

Rating: 10/10 (30 March 2015)

Mr. Garrison: What is five times two? (No response from the class) Mr. Garrison: Now come on children, don't be shy, just give it your best shot. (Clive raises his hand) Clive: Twelve. Mr. Garrison: OK, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
OMG. When I saw this I was literally rolling on the floor laughing. There's not much else to say other than how hilarious it is.
So anyway it's about Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski and Eric Cartman head to the local movie theater to see the new film Terrance and Phillip: Asses of Fire which stars the boys' favorite Canadian comedy duo Terrance and Phillip , but when the boys get there, they are refused entry due to the film being rated R by the MPAA, so they pay a homeless man to accompany them. The boys learn obscene phrases from the movie like Uncle Fucka which makes the other kids in town want to see the movie.
Stan finds his love interest, Wendy, ice-skating with a well-educated boy from Yardsdale named Gregory. Whenever Stan tries to talk to Wendy he throws up, so he asks Chef for advice on how to impress women. He is told that all he needs to do is to find the clitoris. Stan does not know what the clitoris is, but nevertheless searches for it throughout the film.
The kids begin cursing in class, so they are sent to see Counselor Mackey who informs their mothers. Learning that the language was from the movie, their parents force the teachers to enforce a strict dress code banning all types of Terrance and Phillip clothing and abandon their previous lesson plans and run a rehabilitation center for the kids to get them to stop swearing. Afterwards, the boys and the rest of the children go to see the movie again. Kenny bets Cartman $100 that he can set his fart on fire like Terrance did in the film. Kenny immolates himself and dies when the doctors accidentally replace his heart with a baked potato. The boys are grounded and Kenny is refused admission to Heaven for having used curse words, stared at boobs every day, throwing rocks at birds, and missed Sunday church. He is then sent to Hell. He is tormented by demons while descending into Hell and meets up with Satan and Saddam Hussein who are gay lovers. The parents of South Park organize a boycott against Terrance and Phillip, which led by Sheila . The new group, called "Mothers Against Canada" has Terrance and Phillip arrested as war criminals during their appearance on The Conan O'Brien Show, and when the United States refuses to release the duo, Canada strikes back by bombing the residence of the Baldwin brothers.
Sheila (who is now the appointed "Secretary of Offense of the United States") forces President Bill Clinton into going to war with Canada and having Terrance and Phillip executed at an upcoming USO show. Afterwards, Cartman tries to annoy Kyle with a song degrading Kyle's mom ("Kyle's Mom's a Bitch") but he is overheard by Sheila. As a result, he is forcibly implanted with a V-Chip by Dr. Vosknocker which gives Cartman a sharp violent electrical shock every time he swears. Meanwhile back in Hell, Satan declares that if the blood of the two innocent Canadians touches American soil, it will be time for him to rise up and rule the world. Saddam wants to come with him, but Satan is tired of being bossed around by Saddam ("Up There"). Kenny tells Satan to break up with Saddam to which Satan initially agrees, but Saddam wins back Satan with a song ("I Can Change"). Kenny's ghost visits Cartman to warn him of the consequences of executing Terrance and Phillip. The boys, after failing to convince their parents, decide to take matters into their own hands ("What Would Brian Boitano Do"). They have a secret meeting to talk about how they can save Terrance and Phillip. They form La Resistance and Gregory tells Stan to recruit a God-hating French expert on covert operations named "The Mole" While the troops, waiting for the execution of Terrance and Phillip, are being entertained by Big Gay Al, La Resistance and The Mole infiltrate the USO show, but The Mole is discovered by Sheila and the guards and is killed by guard dogs after Cartman fails to deactivate the alarms. The remaining three children attempt to warn their mothers and the army about what will happen if Terrance and Phillip are killed, but they instead laugh at them, and Mr. Garrison throws the switch to the electric chair. A large Canadian force attacks the base and a massive battle ensues between the two armies. In the confusion, the boys are able to free Terrance and Phillip, though Cartman's V- chip begins to malfunction. The other moms, seeing the destruction their "Mothers Against Canada" movement has incited, decide to call it quits and head off to look for their children. After being stunned by an explosion, Stan has a hallucination and is visited by "The Clitoris" which tells him that all he needs is confidence if he wants to win Wendy's heart and also reminds him what will happen when Terrance and Phillip die.
So anyway blah blah blah.. they save the day. Can't say anymore because there is a 1000 word limit. A+