God, make it go away.

Rating: Null/10 (6 July 1999)

Oh, yuck! This movie was awful. I won't bother with a plot summary, because many people have already provided that.
How many times can one say "f--k" or "sh--" before it starts to get old? How many times can we graphically portray violence with cheezy construction-paper cutouts before they start to look stupid? How many people can we offend at the same time JUST FOR the sake of being offensive?
Honestly, I loved the show. I even downloaded the 50-meg "Spirit of Christmas" and laughed all the way through it. The last couple of episodes have sucked big-time, but I was willing to cut Trey and Matt a little slack because I knew they were working on their movie. I wanted to see this movie so f---ing bad. Then, I saw it ... and I was really mad. How could a South Park movie be THIS awful? I've been waiting for THIS?!
The lowest points (in no particular order):

A giant, talking clitoris. Huh? Do the film's creators have some sort of hangup with women's genitals?

Big Gay Al's "unit", swinging free. Not only would this NEVER happen at a USO show, it's visually quite unappealing.

Mahatma Gandhi in Hell. Why don't we also put Dr. King, JFK, and Princess Diana in Hell? Sure! How many people can we offend for no possible reason?

Cartman impersonating various ethnicities during his reprise of "Kyle's Mom Is A Stupid B---h". Normally, when Cartman does something extremely offensive, he's called to task for it. In the movie, nothing happens.

"Mole" calling God a "c--ks--ker". Again, how many people can we possible offend for no reason?

Satan portrayed as a sympathetic character who just wants to see the world? I don't even believe in Satan, and this bugged me. Besides, much of the plot hinges on Satan's desire to rule the world! How can both of these be true?

There were some funny parts, but not enough. Honestly, the best thing that I can hope for is that this movie could bomb horribly and Matt & Trey will go back to making the show. Let's see more episodes like "Weight Gain 4000" and "Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut" ... and less asinine, juvenile, moronic, puerile movies.