Hilarious!

Rating: 10/10 (11 May 2005)

I have been a fan of the South Park show for quite some time now, and I have always hated how they block out the swear words! In my opinion, its far more annoying to her "beep" than f**k and s**t so I was glad that they didn't do that in the movie. "South Park: Bigger, longer and uncut" starts off with Stan's version of the song "Mountain town" which he sings as he goes around town rounding up his friends, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman to go to the Terrance and Phillip movie,"Asses of fire." Kenny's mom lets him skip Sunday morning church to go to the movie, so the two boys make their way over to Kyles house. They find him in the front yard kicking his baby brother Ike through the window. Kyle lies to his mom and tells her they're going ice skating. She agrees to let him go as long as he took Ike with him. Then they all go over to get Cartman, who is, as usual, sitting on the couch with some cheesy poofs watching TV. When all five boys including Kyles baby brother get to the theater and ask for their tickets, the ticket guy refuses to sell them any because the movie contains "naughty language." They decide to pay a homeless guy to sneak them in. When he does, the boys give him ten bucks to go buy some vodka. When the movie starts, Terrance and Phillip immediately start swearing and singing their song "Uncle F***a." everybody leaves the theater except the boys who are having a great time, carefully learning every swear word said through out the movie. After the movie they head over to the ice rink singing the song. Stan notices Wendy the girl he is madly in love with, skating with a new kid named Gregory. Every time Stan tries to talk to Wendy, he barfs in her face, and he did so as soon as she skated over and said hi. Wendy likes Gregory because he is smart and political. They are the only two kids who don't like Terrance and Phillip. At school the next day Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and Stan got caught swearing continuously in class and were sent to the office to speak with the school counceller Mr.Mackey. When their moms found out they were very mad and started M.A.C. (Mothers Against Canada.) Since Terrance and Phillip are Canadian they decided to blame them for teaching their children foul language. After Mr.Mackeys lecture, the children were dismissed for personal reflection time which they spent at the theater seeing the movie again. Afterwards, Cartman bets him $100 that he can't light a fart on fire. Kenny tries...and succeeds! He burns to a crisp and is rushed to the hospital. There, the doctors begin hacking him up, removing his organs, and heating up his heart in the microwave. When Kenny wakes up, they tell him that they have accidentally replaced his heart with a baked potato and he has three seconds to live. Kenny dies and is denied access to Heaven. He falls down to Hell instead and is greeted by Satan and Saddam Hussein. meanwhile, the adults are still trying to get their children to stop swearing so the plan on using v-chips. Little patches that are inserted under the child's skin, which gives them a shock of electricity whenever the say a swear word. Cartman was the one they put one in to test it out. It worked. Then there was an announcement on TV that there would be a war between Canada and America. Also, Terrance and Phillip would be executed. The boys didn't want their idols to be killed so they organized a secret club, "La Resistance," to rescue them. Stan thought the idea would make him seem more political and get Wendy to like him. At the meeting Gregory gave the boys "The Mole's" address. The Moles real name is Kristoff. He had done this type of thing before and they hoped that he would be able to help them. The mole agrees, and said he would sneak them into the USO show where Terrance and Phillip would be executed. Kyle and Stan's job was to stall the show while he dug a hole underneath the stage and broke out Terrance and Phillip. They got Big Gay Al to sing a song. Cartmans job was to shut off the alarms. he didn't and guard dogs attacked The Mole. But before he died, he managed to free Terrance and Phillip. Then the war started. Satan and Saddam Hussein came up from Hell to take over the world, but Satan was getting angry at Saddam hussien cause he wanted to do it all himself. Kenny came up too. Cartman's v-chip went all screwy. instead of getting shocked when he swore, he could shoot electricity. So he began swearing his face off and shooting electric bolts at Saddam Hussein. Satan finishes Saddam off by tossing him down to Hell again where his body was impaled on a sharp rock. Satan thanked Kenny for helping him see that Saddam was an a**hole, and said he could have one wish. Kenny said that he wanted everything to go back to normal before the war, even though he knew that he would go back to hell too. Satan agreed to grant his wish, and for the first time Kenny removed his hood and said to his friends, "Goodbye you guys!" Then all the war soldiers and minions disappeared. Everything was back to normal, except the Canadians and Americans were friends again. When they looked up into the sky, they saw Kenny. Instead of going back down to Hell, he soared up to Heaven.
This was a great movie and i would give it a perfect score! 10/10!