This Movie Sucks Badly

Rating: 1/10 (4 September 1999)

I don't know what surprises me more - - the fact that there isn't a negative number to select for this piece of garbage or that so many people found it so good (Come on, an 8 overall?). The television show is risque and bold and it's tendency to scrape the boundaries of good taste make it a very entertaining show. The movie (all I expected was instead of the "bleeps" you'd have the actual words) doesn't just scrape the boundaries of good taste, it invades it and stakes new territory for it's own. I don't believe that there is anyone that it doesn't offend or any subject that it doesn't deem sacred. Although it has (on occasion) the quality of it's television sister, it is long drawn out and boring most times and ultimately in the end relied upon toliet humor to try and save it. Unfortunately, it didn't work. I watched the theater that I sat in decrease in size as the picture progressed from around 100 people down to a remaining 4 or 5 when the picture was finished. Avoid this piece of crap like the plague. Stick with the television show. It has much more entertainment value.