Why was this movie so long?

Rating: 4/10 (14 December 1999)

Let me first say that I am a huge fan of the tv series. However, I was THOROUGHLY disappointed with this movie for many reasons. The television show's main strength lies in its social satire, but the film had very little to say at all. One premise in particular (I won't say, but I'm sure everyone who saw it can guess) was far too long and wore out its welcome just a few minutes into the scene. The film's use of language and sex added nothing to the movie. The one sparkling (yet not redeeming) quality about the film was the brilliant use of musical numbers. I loved those parts, but as soon as they were over I was subjected to another onslaught of stupidity. Overall, this movie could've made a decent episode, but the film was lacking. The most disappointing part is that I was expecting to see a finely crafted gem from Parker and Stone, but was let down as their humorous edge was dulled to the point of boredom. I may as well have gone to see BASEketball.