A Useless And Pointless Film, With A Performance By Pitt That Is Equally Useless

Rating: 2/10 (25 April 2020)

I was tempted to give it 1/10, but I haven't given anything that low a score yet, and I wanted to avoid looking ingenuous. But seriously, this is as useless and pointless a movie as I have ever seen. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (Ritchies film before this one) was tolerable. Snatch is not. Alan Ford to be sure is quite good in the role of a psychotic gangster, and Statham and Graham are lovable. But everyone else is forgetable. Except for Pitt who is neither forgettable nor very good. The only thing worst then his performance is his Irish accent, which I can assure anyone who has not seen the film, is terrible. The only good part in the whole plot, is the final revenge that the gypsies take out on the gangsters. WARNING: The film contains animal cruelty both simulated, and not simulated.