If we're retitling films with vulgar names for parts of the human anatomy, this would better be titled...

Rating: 1/10 (29 February 2004)

... @rse.
"Lock, Stock... " only needed to be 'mildly entertaining' to make waves in the Brit film industry, "Snatch" doesn't even come close to acheiving that modest target. All of the same elements but this time none of the surprise. Guy Ritchie obviously easily confuses 'homage' with 'rip-off'. Right down to the blatent shoehorning of Madonna's "Lucky Star" onto the soundtrack simply because of the well-known connection, his only abilities seem to lie in bombarding the audience with the obvious at every turn. Even Brad Pitt effortlessly stealing each scene he appears in cannot save this awful, awful film from complete 1-star ignominy.
I'm truly horrified that this has been voted into the IMDB Top 250.