Snatch it. Throw it back.

Rating: Null/10 (6 July 2001)

Snatch.: *1/2
"Snatch." runs too long, it's confused, muddled, and I didn't care. This movie is about as entertaining as a documentary about cheese.

"Snatch." is about God knows what, but here's what I think it's about. A diamond is stolen and a bunch of people want it and there's some money involved and a fight. The fight involves "One Punch" Mickey (Brad Pitt) who is a Pikey (?) and you can't understand a single thing he says. I had to watch the movie in closed captioning.
The main problem is that the movie has too many characters. I'd give you a better plot description but that's all I can remember without looking up all the character's names. They all have some nickname (the only one I remember is Boris "The Blade"). Anyway, there's too many characters and that muddles to plot. Too many things are going on and the plot is never explained very well.
Plus, I found most of the characters annoying. And what happened to Franky "Four Fingers" (Benicio Del Toro)? I guess I wasn't paying attention but he just disappeared. The movie was too vulgar and dark. It's heavy on the "f" word and it's heavy on violence. Shoot outs a'plenty.
The movie was really bad. But then again, I didn't expect much from a director named "Guy."