Extremely Disjointed

Rating: 1/10 (18 January 2009)

Slumdog Millionaire was one of the WORST movies I have ever seen.
Talk about disjointed.
How did this kid learn to speak English so well when he lived in the slums of India and never learned to read?
What happened to all of the questions between 16000 and 1000000? Since when is Millionaire a live show?
How did they all go from dark ugly kids to light studs at such a late age?
How did they all learn English?
How did the girl learn how to drive with an abusive husband?
Why did the brother want to die in a bathtub of money rather than escaping himself?
How did the main character even find the chick in the mansion (why was he even following his brother?)?
The second time he came banging on the mansion doors, what was his actual plan if someone had answered the door? I'm supposed to believe this is a smart kid?
Did I mention how did they learn English? How were they able to give tours of the Taj Mahal? How many shoes could they possibly have sold?
Since when do people tip with $100 bills, and this AFTER the people themselves have been robbed?
Why did Amitabh Bachan play himself, but Anil Kapoor didn't? Why was the host such an ass to begin with?
Why are all of the questions laid out in the same exact chronological order as his life?
All of the other things wrong with this movie that I won't even bother pointing out.
This movie was awful.
If I could give a 0, I would. I want my 2 hours back.