Gory, glossy and goofy.

Rating: 6/10 (19 June 2000)

This film had so much promise. It had a wonderful cast and good director but it seems the story was not enough to sustain a movie of this length. The story meandered from character to character looking for a focus. It was moodily photographed and had some great effects, head lopping never looked so real. It looked really nice but lacked substance. Dreams sequences of Crane's Victoria Secret clad mother had to be added as filler. They had nothing to do with the story. Most of the female leads seemed dressed in wonder bras. Unfortunately missing was the legendary Ricci cleavage.