Too many wrinkles, plot-wise and otherwise

Rating: 1/10 (30 March 2013)

Skyfail.
Too many wrinkles on too many old faces, including Bond's. Bad make-up or some kind of statement? If they hoped it would lend it some authenticity, they may have been wrong.
Good thing they killed off Dench's M. Not a moment too soon.
Fiennes' trousers impressed... bespoke tailoring... especially at the seat.
Silva (what's his name) is the only redeemer as the bad guy, the only star is for him.
Plot... next please.
Shanghai looks like it's on another planet to London... maybe it is.
Craig, a very small ass, no brawn, no brain, too thin, no fighting moves, fighting sequences pathetic... like some kind of badly choreographed dancing, easily the worst of any third-rate action film I've seen. And I seen plenty. Even the Irish Bond (what's his name again - the one before Craig) would beat Craig up.
What else is to say? Ah yes the motorcycle race was not too bad for a very brief moment at the beginning. Maybe should of stopped there. But the landrover defender failed to impress, that ugly thing can't drive like that everybody knows it.
The new Q is rather suspect too. Where did I see him?
Where have all the Bond girls gone? At this rate, we'll be having Bond BOYS in the next one.
I won't even mention the list of all the Nato agents.
Upon wasting two hours of my time. I thought I would waste five more minutes and write a review.
And this is it.
And thank you for wasting your time by reading it.