Skyfall, a movie that all but fell apart in the end

Rating: 2/10 (11 August 2013)

Skyfall spoiler alert: Watch at your own risk, or peril. One of the worst movies I've ever seen and a colossal waste of time, two plus hours of my life gone that I'll never get back.
I don't know why I'm writing this, it's probably not worth my time to review such a horrible movie, but the two plus hours I invested in watching Skyfall was even worse, and I hope I can spare someone the experience and wasted time.
I watched the movie with a friend and neither of us liked the movie at all, in fact, he said it was "not his kind of Bond movie", and "one of the worst Bond films ever made" and I commented, "forget worst Bond films, it's one of the worst movies I've ever seen." Neither of us even wanted to finish the movie, but just sat through it because I suppose we didn't want to feel as though we missed the ending and possibly felt the need to see it again. Suffice it to say, neither of us will ever watch this movie again. In fact, I suppose I am writing this review as a kind of catharsis to rid myself of the dissatisfaction and disturbing feeling of having seen this horrible film. I need to get it out of my system and be done with it.
First let me tell you that, in spite of the plot being incredibly simple, particularly for a Bond film, the entire movie doesn't make a whole lot of sense, was all over the place, and in my humble opinion, is completely preposterous. It was also very, very, slow, with very little action or suspense which I believe the director was going for. Speaking of the Director, Sam Mendes, I have seen and enjoyed some of his earlier films, particularly American Beauty and Road to Perdition, but this film was just a complete failure.
I would try to detail some of the plot(which I did somewhat understand) and try to give my analysis, but I feel it's really not worth it. What more is there to say than "complete failure"? I don't know, so I'll leave it there.