Over-Hyped Trash Biggest Regret of 2012 turns out to be Biggest win

Rating: 2/10 (31 December 2012)

I was so so so upset when i called round all my local cinemas to book this only to find the only seats available where at the front point blank in front of the screen. Me and my wife just left it and waited for a DVD release.
How good was it that we waited! What the hell is with all these directors trying to make a franchise into something its not! As sophisticated as bond is its certainly not bond without its romantic clichés and exploding pens. The whole film entirely pure dialogue and yeah i love dialogue but not 143 minutes of it! Its the end of a era and the end of my bond childhood ever being revisited on the big screen again. Bond is no longer bond , a lot of people argue these bond movies are the closet copy to Ian Flemings book and i have to agree they are. But if we have been brought up with Jetpacks , Exploding pens , plastic explosive tooth paste , villains with jaws made out of pure steel , and fantastic looking women why on earth would someone want to change that!
I really do hate the fact someone has taken my childhood hero and turned him into something hes not.
All I've ever asked from the franchise is the following!
1: Kick ass starting scene (Casino royal delivered in that aspect)
2: Gadgets , How can we not have Gadgets? So is bond to good for his gadgets now? Its pure bs! No one reading this cant deny when you saw those gadgets you got goosebumps and couldn't wait for bond to use them!
3: Attractive women , Beauty is in the eye of the beholder , i be holding nothing for the last 3 films.
4: The car! Same with the gadgets , we need to be introduced to a new car every film.. Whats the bloody point of the franchise without the cars with gadgets? Im actually get annoyed just writing all this.
It seems to be what i like to call , the Nolan era of films! Everyone's talking and no one shooting.
RIP BOND. You may as well of taken the plunge into a dark abyss with M.