How dare!!!

Rating: 5/10 (16 November 2012)

How dare you to turn a James Bond movie into a Jason Statham B- movie?!?!?!?!? I mean who the hell wrote these dialogues??? Meaningless, absurd, nonsense... If James Bond can say things like these so after Daniel Craig I expect Terry Crews as the new 007. Don't point out on Connery's speeches they are quite different. I should stop here, but I'll go on.
The plot, is this a plot? What about the disk with the names of the agents? No one care, just a bit and then the problem disappears (someone made a single action movie only on this "little" problem: Mission Impossible). OK OK, not a big deal u right, but would u please explain me why u waste a bond-girl in 10 minute, or why you make me wait half of the film to see the enemy, or why Bond disappears for a couple of month and then is back "because you know we need u". Are you kidding me?!?!
But above all, and this is really important, why Bardem does all this mess? I know he is in angry with M, but is there anybody who can say why??? Because in the end he seems to love her like a mother (Oedipus complex? mmh new idea... well done), but it is not developed, not explained.
The most annoying is the Bond background: orphan? OK but tell me a bit more! "You know the story M" maybe she knows, but we don't!!!!!
Not to mention the fact that u can survive from drinking acid only because "life attached to you". What makes me angry is that they made it only to impression with the trick of the half jaw......
New Q is nonsense nerd, he is young and gives him a gun and a radio. Are you trying to set up the sub-plot of young/old vitality/experience? If I want to see a movie on this, I watch "No country for old men", not James Bond.
The capital sin are the commercials: James Bond CANNOT DRINK AN HEINEKEN AFTER SEX!!!!!!!!!!!! It makes him a normal man. Daniel Craig is depicted as a "normal" (more human) 007 in all his movies, however he jumps from planes and this is the reason why these movies are NOT James Bond movies!
Positives? It's a billion dollar block buster, obviously special effects are good, like in The Expendables, that wants to be only an action movie and it's much more better than this.... 007 thing