James Bond...The Dark Knght

Rating: 1/10 (14 February 2013)

This was the worst of all the James Bond films. He is now Batman...morose, monosyllabic, brooding. The villain, Silva, was just a reboot of The Joker with yellow hair instead of green. So here we have Silva, a flamboyantly gay villain, swaggering around with his entourage, and offing everybody. He actually took over a decrepit island crowded with ugly old buildings? Why? Then Bond has sex with women and he can't even talk right? It's not that easy,pal...and Daniel Craig looks old - white facial hair, wrinkled,creased, raisin-like skin...he's still using the Bow-Flex, though...good abs. Then,he falls 200 ft. off a train into a river, unconscious, then falls down a 200-ft. waterfall, still unconscious, with two bullet wounds in his chest and he is seen slowly sinking, eyes closed, not moving...and he lives...what is this...Monty Python?? We next see him having sex with a Turkish woman...No explanation on how he survived the drowning ordeal...I also didn't know Muslim women were so easy...Then he has sex with his fellow agent, who has no womanly curves and looks like a tan Michael Jackson...Then he has sex with a gorgeous captive Asian chick and after she gets offed by the gay villain doing a William Tell routine by missing the shot glass on top of her head and killing her...Bond says.."That's a waste of good scotch"...Bond also lets the bad guy hit man kill someone before he intervenes, the Michael Jackson agent is demoted to the new M's secretary and her name is "Moneypenny" Why? Just to further trash the franchise?....What else? Oh,yeah - he starts driving a 50-year-old Aston Martin and the James Bond theme breaks out.......Let's face it - this movie was pure trash......just a horrible, boring, mess. Craig plays Bond as if he were a depressed mental patient.