This Better Be the Last Bond Movie!

Rating: 5/10 (29 October 2012)

Skyfall 007 is (hopefully) the end of the Daniel Craig Bond trilogy. It's about how some Spanish hacker break through M's computer and blow up her apartment and then Bond has to stop this guy and then all this stuff in Shanghai happens and then I won't spoil anymore.
Skyfall 007 is a movie that I was of course not anticipating. What, do you think I'm a Bond fan or something? While I haven't seen the old movies, I have seen Casino Royale 007 and Quantum of Solace 007, both of which are forgettable. Skyfall 007 is better than both those movies, but not by much. It's filled with some funny gags and a few great lines and action scenes, but it's long, drawn-out and extremely boring overall.
I've said this before a couple times, but if they're gonna have Daniel Craig play Bond, the least they could do is give the character a mechanical, emotionless face and have him walk through battlefields while looking at his watch, poisoning his enemies with his arm-pits, and fart to deflect atomic bombs. THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS MAKE HIM AN EMOTIONLESS ACTION HERO WHO NEVER LISTENS TO THE LAWS OF PHYSICS!
I enjoyed a couple scenes here and there, but most of it was really bland. It would've ranked a point or two higher if it was shorter and had a couple scenes with Bond peeing right in the middle of a chase, or spitting on bullets to turn them around.
Skyfall 007 is a bland movie, but it is a lot more memorable than Casino Royale 007 and Quantum of Solace 007. I think there's little reason to watch it if you don't like the two previous movies in the franchise.