Just awful

Rating: 1/10 (7 November 2012)

This is SO not Bond.
Bond is a movie tradition, a sexy gentleman spy who drinks martinis, goes to bed with girls, and uses smart gadgets.
The "Bond" in Skyfall is a middle aged man who drinks Heineken, goes to bed with both sexes, and doesn't use smart gadgets.
I don't think anything of this is sexy. And as a woman, I would not want to bed a man, who is also attracted to men.
People who say "Bond is back" obviously disregard everything that defines Bond. He isn't back. This is not a 50 years celebration, this is a 50 years "You're fired".
People who say "Best Bond ever" - if you don't like real Bond, why don't you watch something else. Why go to a Bond movie and then praise that Bond isn't Bond anymore?