A bad remake of earlier Bond movies that fails miserably

Rating: 3/10 (25 December 2012)

This move features a flash back to the past. In fact most of the movie is a flashback. The first quarter of the movie reminded me a lot of Tomorrow Never Dies. Just swap a mad news mogul with a mad computer genius. Terror! Terror! Terror! After that the move travels farther back into the earlier Bond movies, where Bond fought against an unknown enemy - SPECTRE. Lots of disposable henchmen and cheesy lines. The villain is some sort of a resurrection of Ernst Stavro Blofeld (SPECTRE #1). I am just surprised the new villain didn't own a cat. This super villain is supposed to be super scary, more scary than anyone else in the world! Except this is according to the bond girl who's been terrorized by him since she was 12. As it turns during the movie, he really fails to live up to that standard. In fact, compared to the other Bond villains, he is bellow average. The scariest thing he does is smile in a creepy way, not very scary if you ask me. And speaking of the Bond girl. We see her for a few minutes here, a few minutes there and then she is gone out of the picture. I have trouble even calling her a Bond girl. Really, this is the first Bond movie with no Bond girl. Way to go and experiment! There are about 10000 polls on the internet that try to ascertain who the sexiest Bond girl is. Meanwhile, the movie producers and writers decided to create a Bond movie without a Bond girl.
Oh well. I guess it could have been worse, I didn't actually get up and leave the theater, so that's a little something.