Loud Bang Noises & Dark Rooms Camera Work Does "NOT" Make For A Scary Movie

Rating: 5/10 (3 May 2020)

05/03/2020 The first half of this movie has us watching some NOT very believable actor (Ethan Hawk) who is pretending to be scared over every noise he hears. Enter in one scorpion and one snake that invades his new house plus an old movie projector and super 8 film upstairs and he's on fear overload going all crybaby to cops when he falls downstairs. The writer and director think that by filming every situation in really dark rooms with loud banging noises plus roaring drum noise/sounds make viewers soil their adult "Depends". This turd fest did not work for me? Mr. Potatohead aka Daddy thinks using his really dim cellphone light as a flashlight in his under electrified house is A-OK. Conveniently he finds that old super 8 killer tapes with projector in his attic (lucky him) showing crimes committed where he now lives. this is a preposterous storyline, poorly presented to viewers as a horror movie that many of us NEVER find scary. The last 30 minutes is your reward. Ethan SUKS. Bon Appetit
Addendum: The "Grinch That Stole Christmas" has a small part in this movie, much like Fred Thompson and Vincent D'Onofrio.