A bunch of superficial poop

Rating: Null/10 (2 April 2005)

This movie truly blows. It looks awesome and has that film noir feel like in the previews, but it all boils down to simplistic testosterone fueled, superficial poop (i can't really speak my mind on IMDb). Have we, as men, not evolved past this? I guess not!! This movie is so awful, I am going to prevent myself from getting worked up and not sleeping. Warning: If you are a woman and want to be demeaned, objectified, and get ticked off, please see this movie. If you a man with half a brain, spare yourself the trip to the cinema for this one. But, if you are like most of dumb-ass drones out there, see this movie. You actually may look at it on the most surface of levels and enjoy all of the sexism, chauvinism, and Oedipal themes pervading through this sh*t of a creation