'sin city' is pre-adolescent amateurish drivel

Rating: Null/10 (6 April 2005)

monotonous, childish, dumb, overwritten, hackneyed, badly structured and abysmally performed, this gobbledygook is the new low watermark of the millennium.
for starters: screen writing 101 - ditch the voice over. practically the entire movie is voice-overed.
for seconders: oh there's far too much to bother with.
i'm sure all the lank-haired, acne-infested proto-klebolds will like it, as well as a few hipster movie critics who think that film making should be just about the same as vomiting in a tin bucket.
oh hell, what is happening to the movies?
don't answer that question - i might kill myself.