Never seen something this pointless and unproductive

Rating: 1/10 (13 July 2006)

I don't personally mind a bit of Hollywood-ketchup dripping and heads or hands hacked off (there they go) here and there in case it is reasonable, or else, appropriate or necessary for the story, really, however very strongly supposing that there IS a story.
I suggest you only go for this masterpiece in case you have nothing better to do, better things in this event including several punches in your face, a car accident and an annoyed rattlesnake locked in with you in an unlit elevator that's just got stuck.
For instance, there is no plot whatsoever unless you consider the fact that everyone gets either wholly or partially eaten up by others or totally or partially killed by the end of the movie, a story.
Characters just wander up and about the place, and if you fear, blood is all over well, as for one thing, you won't see it from the slime sprinkling all around and covering it. As said before, the sprinkling does not lead anywhere. It is a joyful per se sprinkling we have to deal with.
All the blood and lousy horror-effects available have been carefully collected to add up to a pointless and unintelligent massacre, in the end of which the only feeling you will have when leaving the cinema is that of a strong disappointment in both the directors (whom we have thought and seen to be capable of doing better) and yourself for having been brainless enough to sign up for such a waste of time and money, in the present case, your time, and your money.
Don't be fooled by the brilliant cast! Even they can't compensate you for the total lack of sense in this story.