I will never look at Elijah wood the same again...

Rating: 9/10 (16 August 2005)

I was so sickened and disgusted by his character... especially that quote "even after i had cut of his arms and legs he still stared at me with that same sick smile on his face". Good thing it was in black & white. I think they should have made the movie clearer. Other than that it was okay. Like the color effects, for eyes and hair.
-rock peas on my head but don't call me a pea head. Bees on my head but don't call me a bee head. Bruce Lee's on my head but don't call me a Lee head. Now please excuse me, I gots to get my tree fed. You wear name brands and I make my own clothing. I hang out with an apple who loves self-loathing. "I hate myself."
Pancake on my face makes me extra happy. I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy. Cause it's my show you can't tell me what to do. When life hands me lemons I make beef stew.
So yo I gotta go, it's time for me to rock it. I put baloney in my left pocket. Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket . Cause it's my show I'm Andy Milonakis. It's my show I'm Shmandy Shmila-Shmakis. It's my show I'm Andy Milonakis.