FLAT in all senses

Rating: Null/10 (6 June 2005)

the marketing machine seems to dominate the IMDb boards it seems.....well if anyone reads this....don't waste your time.
Rodriguez just is an uninteresting director. bang bang. RIP. POW.WOW THATS COOL. yeah. go on. make the internet generation even more soulless than they already are by feeding them this crap.
Rodriguez, like Tarantino just has his head up his own cooloo but unlike Tarantino is not an actors director. and frank Miller's role? pass the check please , that'll pay for my new house nicely.
why the hell make a comic adaption of a film if your not going to adapt it and instead copy it to the screen , clumsy flatness and all? flatness. thats the topic of this review - the directing, the writing, the emotion, the fx, the violence.
the actors were good and dialog ( some of it was good ) but it was more of a 'spot the Hollywood actor' who did the film for nothing' rather than anything performance orientated. Bruce Willis and Mickey Rourke were good but er what was the point to it all? three revenge stories of old has-been dude saving young girl? yeah? and? i really cannot think of anything decent to say except that I'm glad i didn't pay for this mush.
OK nothing to see here--better move onto the next review that says WOW COOL AWESOME YEAH etc.