A movie for the illiterate.

Rating: 1/10 (6 January 2008)

In Scotland it would be called Keich and that is all I have to say about it. Saying anything else would be a waste of life which is too short anyway.
Well it would seem that I am not allowed to be short and that is a pity because saying anything else would be lying to myself and to you. Sometimes a movie is just not worth the effort and this is a first class example.
Adding a few big names to the cast and having a quirky director does not a movie make. Film noir this is not. It may reflect accurately the comics but thankfully I stopped reading comics when I was 10 years old and never had the misfortune to come across this drivel.
There obviously are people out there who drool over this nonsense but they would do well to reflect on why it is that the East wish to exterminate the West.