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Rating: 1/10 (1 September 2006)

Fade in: VO (deep gruff voice) blah blah blah blah blah. And more tough-guy talk from straight out of the schoolyard. And even more.
Cut to: CU Woman's head falls off.
VO (another deep gruff voice) blah blah blah blah blah. And yet more tough-guy talk from straight out of the schoolyard. And some more.
Cut to: CU A man's head falls off.
VO (yet another deep gruff voice) blah blah blah blah blah. And yet more tough-guy talk from straight out of the schoolyard. And even more.
Repeat for 120 minutes.
Fade out
Send staff into theatre to wake up audience.