Art for art's sake

Rating: 1/10 (25 October 2005)

This is a film from the usually reliable Robert Rodriguez, so when it first came out I was excited, I wanted to see this film. I had doubts about it being based on a comic book, but hey some of them have worked in the past.
How to describe this film... let's start with a simple word 'Terrible'. It is a film that is trying to be arty just for art's sake, and failing miserably. I mean if you wanted to be arty for starters you don't go near Bruce Willis - how much credibility has been lost there before you've even started.
I would rather have a chili sauce enema than have to watch this heap of parrot droppings for a second time.
Do not follow the masses, this film needs to avoided like the plague, I wouldn't even touch it with yours.