Visuals do not make a movie

Rating: 2/10 (4 April 2005)

Although the visuals, at times, were very appealing, they became annoying really quick. Without character development, a decent script, and a solid story, the movie goes nowhere. Tits and ass just don't make a movie good for me. I have no idea how they got big name actors to do this film. I guess the concept was cool, but it didn't turn out well. When the first scene started I thought it was a joke. I thought it was going to zoom out and be some lame movie on someone's TV screen. But no, it was actually the movie itself. Craptastic. Someone told me the movie ws supposed to be cheesy. Well, just because they planned it that way doesn't make it not cheesy.