Best movie in a long time???

Rating: 1/10 (16 April 2005)

I guess I missed something. This has to be one of the 5 worst movies I have ever seen, and that's saying something. You'd have to be a Tarantino fan to even make it through this stinker. It's that bad. We saw this about 5 days ago, and literally half the people in the theater got up and left. This is one of those movies that is so bad, you watch sort of in awe, and stick around to see how much worse it can get. Unrecognizable actors buried in makeup, a plot line straight out of ... well ... come to think of it, there doesn't seem to be much of a plot that I can recall either. The credits say Rodriguez "shot and cut" this movie, but to my eyes, it's all Tarantino. The entire movie seems to be one long series of contrived scenes that allow Tarantino to produce his vintage "shoot them, cut them, decapitate them" modus operandi scenes. It doesn't disappoint in that regard, but in any other reasonable definition of a quality movie, this was a waste of film... Spend your money elsewhere.