At least I didn't slit my wrists in the theater

Rating: 3/10 (11 April 2005)

I was conned into hitting the matinée by a buddy and this is where we landed. Boy, if ever I should have came to IMDb and caught a trailer, this would have been the time to do it. I was almost ready to curl up and take a nap in the theater when the hot, albeit black-and-white, girls started showing up. Had it not been for them, I would not have been qualified to write a review of the film. The acting was not very good, the plot was very 1940's. Yadda yadda yadda.... booorrrrr-iiiinnnggggg.
And now for the down-side to the flick: booorrrrr-iiiinnnggggg. I guess there were some comics along the lines of the movie or something? If the movie followed very closely to the comics, the comics had to have been pretty bad.
Well, at least I was only robbed of $6.75 instead of the $8.75 for evening shows. Either way, that little snippet of my life is gone and there is no way to recover it. And to think I was going to spend the morning cutting myself while shaving - this was so much better. Gag-choke-hak! Now where did I put my cyanide???