What the?

Rating: 2/10 (14 July 2005)

Is it just me or are people stupid? 8.4?! TOP 250?! This story-less, grotesque piece of I don't know what? Ah yes, a movie about almost nothing done in black and white with an incredible amount of overdone gore should definitely by one of the greatest movies of all time.
How about no? In fact, I knew this movie was going to be worthless the minute I saw "Guest Director: Quentin Tarantino" in the opening credits. Has he produced ANYTHING decent? Let's look. Kill Bill - OK, it's about a blonde girl who was stabbed in the back hunting down her killer right? And instead of being a movie, it's like a video game! Kill as many people in the most overdone and bloody way possible. These are the kind of movies I used to invent when I was 8 years old.
Reservoir Dogs? Ah yes! Let's chop off someone's ear and everyone will love it. What a joke! Quentin Tarantino is one of the worst directors I've ever come across, seriously. How anyone in their right mind could possibly rate this movie or any other of his "works" above a 2 is just mind boggling.
The scary thing is, no matter how bad the movie was, I knew that I'd jump on IMDb and it'd be sitting in the top 250 purely because it was one of Quention Tarantino's mind-numbing crap, AGAIN.
A summary of IMDb ratings: if it's different, makes no sense and generally doesn't appeal to the masses, 7.5+. If it's funny, entertaining, and made to appeal the masses, NEVER more than 7.
Bah!