Unpopular opinion probably

Rating: 4/10 (7 August 2015)

...But i want to represent those who didn't enjoy this. I hope this was some kind of comedy because this is the funniest thing i've seen in a long time.
It started out fine, then the rest of the movie happened. The nonsensical lighting grated on me -- I thought it would look like a film noir type of thing? Where is the light source in this universe? Are there two moons? -- but it was the narrating characters' overly dramatic, stating-the-obvious monotone, the indulgent pacing, and the hilarious acting that made me incredibly grateful when it was all over.
Thank God for the creativity behind the violent moves and the characters of the "two eloquent thugs". They were my salvation.
It is an understatement to say this movie was not for me. More power to anyone who's seen this.