warped

Rating: Null/10 (17 December 2006)

this film has a very suggestive title. silent hill. yes, suggestive. i think though i would have preferred the title hushed hill, which is more suggestive and tickles the chill bones. it starts with harry crashing his automobile and his daughter goes missing into the foggy void. he has to find her, but first he must find the 3 keys. the film awakened my creative juices and i dug up from under my bed a book i had started many moons ago. it was called hushed hill and was about a man who gets lost in a foggy void. he meets two friends, one of whom had died in a spectacular boating accident. they have to find his daughter because he lost her and his wife will be mad. in chapter one there are skeletons, in chapter two there are beast-men, in chapter three there is Dracula's son and in chapter eight there is a plot twist involving mad dogs and the town turns into a red blush populated by moth monsters. i am currently in the process of suing the makers of this rubbish film they stole my ideas which were based on a computer game and i know how they did it a man in a black suit cast an invisible fishing line into my head and hooked out the whole of my plot to hushed hill. i cannot tell many people because he has threatened to erase memories of my one and only love, paul.