I fell for it

Rating: 1/10 (21 April 2006)

After seeing a couple trailers and reading some "fan" reviews I thought "Hey, this flick might actually be half way decent", oh was i wrong.
From the opening scene I already knew I wanted my ten dollars back. Characters thiner than paper, and not one interesting, or original line of dialog was spoken in this tedious movie. "Barely any CGI" was all i read. WTF!!! Are you kidding me!? CGI was used in almost every scene, 90% of all the gore was CGI. And speaking of gore, I thought i was watching a PG-13 movie ninety minutes in. Oh, and what a dreadful ninety minutes it was, I was looking around the audience to see who was controlling mommy running around, because whoever was should of press the power button right away.
The movie did earn the one star i gave it though. How did it? you might ask, well lets just say they showed the nastiest titty twister ever filmed. Hey, at least it accomplished something.