Terrible

Rating: 1/10 (23 April 2006)

Terrible. A seriously terrible, terrible movie. Even worse than "Hostel," which made some of (but not all) the same blunders. Here are my problems:
1) Thoroughly unsympathetic lead. Perhaps because SHE COULD NOT ACT. 2) Characters that serve no apparent purpose. 'Pyramid Head' appears, scares the two female leads for a while, kills a random cult person, and vanishes forever from the rest of the movie, never to be mentioned again, or explained. WTF? 3) Nonsensical - the dude with burned hands: how old was he supposed to be? Did the one guy just give up on his family, or what? Do they know they're trapped in some weird, smoke filled dimension? Why aren't they worried? 4) Over-reliance on CGI, and Gotcha! scenes. 5) So, what was the deal with the little girl, anyway?
This movie sucked so hard. It was almost as bad as "Battlefield Earth."