A cure for insomnia

Rating: 1/10 (20 December 2006)

You know when you are watching a bad film when your eyes wander to the cinema bannister and you begin to think about how much fun you would have sliding down it. No, I haven't played the game and if it's anything like the film (which it probably is) I am not likely to either. This is one of the most boring films I have ever had the misfortune to witness. Its just rubbish from start to finish. It felt like one of those dreams we've all had (ok, some) where something exciting is taking place and then all of a sudden we are rudely awoken. Well I was rudely awoken to the last 90% of this film. I would have left but I was with others and didn't want to spoil it for them. I only learned later that they too were in agony. Surely the cast and crew of such bad films must go home each night and lie awake wondering how they got into such a mess. Honestly. Then again, I did say it was a CURE for insomnia didn't I. Who knows? Who cares? The only reason I would ever sit through this again is if I had to research depression.