A load of mashed together scripts

Rating: 1/10 (24 April 2006)

What a huge disappointment this film was. The trailers made it look like it was actually going to be scary. As usual this didn't prove to be the case. The fact that is was only a '15' rating (in the UK at least) gave me some clue it was going to be another "Doom". If anyone from the film industry is reading this, simply having horrible sound effects is not scary, its just annoying. The plot didn't make any real sense (shes dead, i get it. but how exactly? car crash? yet the car is undamaged? airbag didn't even go off? and i didn't know ghosts could even drive cars) This is just one example of the poor and badly constructed plot. Its not scary its just unpleasant, the barbed wire at the end is a final weak attempt to scare us, it didn't work. (How is this related again exactly?) It doesn't even explain what it is they're running from. They look like mutants maybe but could be demons, monsters, and at the end we even see some of the extras from Jacko's 'thiller' video, which was probably more scary.
A poor film.