Not the crappiest movie ever, but easily the least awesome movie ever.

Rating: 2/10 (21 April 2006)

I know that this movie is based on a video game, and that interactively, this game may have been scary, but on the big screen it just appears to have been written by an eighth-grade creative writing class after they had all watched the Sixth Sense and Saw for two weeks straight. In a word: crappy.
The dialog is full of unnecessary hyperbole. The acting itself is too heavy-handed. The monsters are not all that frightening. The music sounds like somebody playing a Casio keyboard with their feet. The best part was the entire theater laughing, no, guffawing at the climax. Some die hard fan-boys clapped and cheered at the end, but everyone else thought it was ridiculous.
Do yourself a favor and rent the game I guess.