One of the decade's worst movies ever made

Rating: 1/10 (23 April 2006)

Please, please, please...with sugar on top. Or an artificial sweetener for you calorie-minded, carcinogenic-overlooking folks. Do...NOT!!!...see this movie! This movie is nothing more than the longest music video ever made. It wouldn't have been as bad if THE BAND MADE an appearance. THEN, it may have made sense as being a belated April Fool's prank.
But boys and girls, this is a bad movie. A very bad movie. It needs to go to its room without any dinner and think about what its done.
The movie had it all: Laughs (in scenes I'm sure the movies makers were really going for scares). Blank stares-- actors on screen and audience members alike. And plot twists for the audience to struggle over...AND apparently, THE ACTORS IN THE MOVIE! Honestly, I've already lost my money. AND, I took a date. I think I lost a potential girlfriend too.
Yes, you are reading this right: THIS MOVIE RUINED MY LOVE LIFE! Did I suggest you NEVER...EVER...NEVER...see this movie? Not on a college bet.
Not with the threat of being forced to sit through a Kevin Federline concert (don't worry! I'm kidding! I'm sure there are laws against that. International laws).
Not for all the Chia Pets in the world (yes, I think anyone who would buy a Chia Pet would be tempted to see this movie).
This movie can be summed up in one word: huh?