Crap Hill

Rating: 1/10 (9 March 2010)

This movie isn't just a hill of crap, it's the Mt. Everest of CRAP. I'm still trying to get the stink of this movie off me, which is why I'm writing this...maybe I can somehow cleanse myself by warning others to not see this thing. IT'S A TURD OF BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS! I especially liked the part where all the townspeople are together and have that fake ash-makeup on them. They look EXACTLY like a bunch of dopey stage actors in a horrible community theater play. And guess what? That's what they are! A bunch of crappy actors in a disastrous failure.
The little kid with a hair-full of gel is supposed to be the reaper? A molested kid is accused of being a witch (why?) and needs to be burned? WHAT? Yeah, so the other reviews say they are supposed to be dead. Hmmm. From what? A car crash where there is no damage to the Jeep that is obviously a product placement? Why didn't the cops and husband find the Jeep and motorcycle AND THE BODIES if they were dead? Did I miss something (of course I stopped paying attention after the first five minutes.)If the townspeople are dead, then why tear them apart with barb-wire? The daughter is hers? No? What's the point of this crap-fest? How is there a video game on this garbage? Seriously, this is one of only a select few of all the movies I've seen that I wish I hadn't watched. The public should demand all copies of this abomination be burned.
In other words, do not watch this bomb.