Silent (but nonetheless stinky) Sh*t

Rating: 1/10 (17 September 2006)

I have seen a lot of people impressed by this film. Oh, they say, it's carbon copy to the video game. Well if that's something to be credited for then kudos to the filmmakers. Other than that I see nothing else but another senseless movie. Of course I wish I had seen comments from someone older than 12 here, but looks like there is none. For the other hand I have read some comments (of some frustrated people) saying is's the worse movie ever made. I don't think so, but I should admit the filmmakers tried hard to accomplish. Last time I checked a movie should have something else than computer-made characters. They don't even wanted to spend money doing appropriate casting. If it had been a matter of low budget I would understand the 90% of any "living" thing on this movie were computer-generated. Wake up people, there were movies (and certainly good ones) even before computers hit the market. So there is no need of computer CGI to make a good film like some reviewers here seem to believe. One last thing. There was a moment (when all these nurses gathered) I thought I was watching "Thriller", that clip featuring Michael Jackson, or at least something very close to it. Was it me? For one split second I thought they would start dancing around. Unfortunately I wasn't that lucky. Maybe, have they turned it into a musical movie, it would have saved the whole project. As people is settling for less and less the filmmakers think there is no reason to go that extra mile for quality anymore and they just feed us with some CGI and the rest is up to us to figure it out. No plot, no acting not even wardrobe. You only have to throw in some visuals and voilà, you are in the business. Enjoy, people.