Ugh...

Rating: 1/10 (16 October 2006)

I'm willing to concede that maybe I just don't "get it" when it comes to the content of this movie and the fact that it's a VG-to-movie adaptation. That being said, I've seen very few movies in my lifetime that I couldn't watch until the end... but this is one of them. I'm not one of those people that has difficulty throwing logic and reason out the window in the name of just wanting to enjoy a movie for what it is, but this movie did absolutely nothing to make me want to watch the following scene. The two primary female cast members are probably responsible for how I managed to stuck with the first 75% or so of this movie, but not even their rather fetching looks could convince me to finish it. The characters were awful, the storyline was uninteresting and filled with mysterious gaps, the special effects were just plain stupid... you get the point. This movie is ridiculously bad... probably the worst I've suffered through in the past 5 years or more. I love horror movies... even most of the cheesy ones... but this movie was virtually unwatchable. I regret giving away 90 minutes of my life to watch as much of it as I did.