I almost died of boredom

Rating: 1/10 (25 April 2006)

Wow, i was amped up like no other for this movie! great trailers, great game, even a few big name actors....
how did it go so wrong?? the only time i was mildly entertained was when pyramid head stabbed into the room at the two girls, and when the crazy redhead got her skin ripped off. definitely cool!
but the rest of the movie was horrible dialogue, just as bad acting, and 2 hours of the main character running away from everything she saw. then after waiting through a horrible movie, it spoon feeds you all the details all at once, with no attempt at a climax. IF you Didn't know EXACTLY what was going to happen a half hour before the end of the movie, even if u didn't play the game, i feel very sorry for you and you probably need help tying your shoes.