Terrible

Rating: 4/10 (22 April 2006)

Saw this opening night screening. Way too long, made no sense, used video game logic the entire time, stupid characters (expect for the slight lesbian tension between the main girl and the cop--that was cool). Had some cool visuals but honestly who cares you can see that now in any video game. They could have done a thousand times better by trimming out half the plot points and almost all the monsters (what the hell were they). And don't tell me--oh but all that stuff was in the video game, so it has to be in the movie. The story should have been strong enough to stand on its own and be entertaining/thrilling for someone like me who has never played SH.
The audience laughed more than they felt any kind of shock or horror. Someone needs to curb these idiots from trying to make VG movies.