where the hell am i?

Rating: 1/10 (26 October 2006)

this movie had two things going for it.the beginning credits was one.can you guess the other?if you said:the end credits,you win.your prize:the best advice you'll ever receive.wait for it--avoid this movie.this thing just went on and on and on--and on.i still don't' have any clue what the hell its about,and i'm damn sure not risking the loss of another two hours of my life on the slim chance i can figure it out.i feel like i spent two hours in a black hole,and it just sucked me in more and more each second.i'm still not sure how i managed to escape its pull,but i'm glad to back on planet earth.truthfully, my friend and i only kept watching because we thought the end would make it somewhat worthwhile.however,we quit watching before the end , because it just took too long to get there.if you must watch this movie,your best bet would be to get really drunk or stoned, and then it might make some sense.i'm kidding of course.or am i...?oh. yeah, in case you were wondering,i didn't like this movie. o*