**Hilarious!!!**

Rating: 3/10 (4 May 2006)

Man, I could not stop laughing at this movie!
I don't care how good the game is, they could not have made a worse tribute to it than this film. A few simple questions for those who say this film is so good:
1. Who is the dude with the big knife, and what does he have to do with the girl's revenge?
2. Where did the mom get the Zippo?
3. Why did she run from the cop?
4. Why did the cop stop her in the first place?
5. Why doesn't the dad get sucked into.....whatever the girls all get sucked into?
6. Who's the nurse, and why's she still there 30 years later?
Perhaps most importantly, why do I have to sit through about an hour and a half of this ridiculous movie before I get any kind of meaningful exposition? Why does the movie still only kind of make sense after that?
The filmmakers made a movie with very creepy visuals, and zero believability, on this or any other plane of reality. This movie is an out-and-out piece of trash.