One of the Worst Movies I've Ever Seen

Rating: 1/10 (19 May 2007)

My girlfriend and I watched this movie in the theaters and we both agreed it was a complete waste of time and money. This film was so bad that we couldn't even laugh at the stupidity of it all. At least with some low budget films, they are so cheesy that you can crack a smile at how rotten and dumb they are, ala Date Movie or Bride of Chucky. This movie was just plain awful.
Admittedly I have never played the video game and am not a gamer. I am over 30 years old and everyone else in the audience was in high school. I think if you are over 25 years old you cannot possibly enjoy this film unless you still have the aptitude of a teenager, or excuse me for saying this, are mentally retarded or a complete moron.
The story made absolutely no sense. The characters were not in the least bit interesting and the acting was really bad. I am not only surprised, but am utterly appalled and that this movie has a 6.5 rating. It's as if all the fans of the video game joined forces, visited the IMDb, and voted a 10 on this film to counteract all the 1s that it surely received.
Generally I don't enjoy bad-mouthing a film, I prefer to review movies that I found entertaining, and which I could say something positive. Yet, I feel compelled to slam this one in hopes that it will prevent one person in my social demographic from avoiding this film if they were at all tempted to watch it. Rating 1 0f 10 stars.