Makes dying in a car wreck seem like fun.

Rating: 2/10 (21 April 2006)

You know... I wrecked my car on the way to go see this movie. It was just a scratch, mostly, so I was still able to make it to the showing, but honestly, I think I should have taken it as a sign. Come to think of it, I almost wish the wreck had been a lot worse-- I might have been out thousands of dollars or dead, but either would have been better than seeing this movie.
This is the kind of movie that, had it been made 20 years ago, would have made for a great episode of Mystery Science Theater 3000. In all honesty, the only reason I gave it a second star was for the humor value provided by the fact that the actors were actually trying to take the script seriously. Personally, I don't think I could have said, "They used to say this place was haunted. I think they were right" with a straight face, but then again the character that said it looked like a clown anyway so who could tell the difference? The rest of it was mostly similar to what you'd get if you recorded somebody running around in the video game and looped it. There had to be about a good hour of just watching characters walk, run, look around, and generally do other pointless crap that doesn't need an entire scene to demonstrate.
Absolutely awful. I only recommend it to people who aren't paying for their own ticket, in which case they can mock whoever did pay for it shamelessly.