2 Hours of my life I am never getting back

Rating: 1/10 (25 April 2006)

I went into this movie with such high hopes. I liked the game, I like horror and suspense, and the gorier the movie the better! I read the bad reviews and brushed them aside (as I am not one to usually agree with the movie critics). All I can say after seeing this movie, is maybe I will pay attention to the critics a little more closely from now on. This movie did not just steal my money, more importantly it stole my time. What a waste of a Saturday afternoon. The movie was confusing, poorly acted, and, overall, just plain god awful. The few good gory scenes did not justify sitting there for two hours. I have never heard so much laughing at a movie. Too bad it wasn't a comedy. There is nothing sadder than an unintentionally funny movie. I left the theater feeling as though I had the very life sucked out of me. This movie is not worth seeing in the theater, buying on DVD, or even watching for free when it comes out on HBO. Run. Run far. Get as far away from this movie as possible, as fast as you can. Do something more productive with your time. And there are better things to do with your money...like throwing it in the trash.