Silent Hill... what a loada sh*t!!!

Rating: 1/10 (27 April 2006)

At the end of this so called movie my ass hurt, my trainers were sticky (I spilt my coke in a rage of hate against this so called movie)and I couldn't stop laughing at the innuendos me and my friend made of the dialogue, If you watch and listen carefully you can make out a rape scene at the beginning of the movie. Where were the monsters that I wanted to see? wheres blady hand guy and those giant ones and so forth. Yeah it had some game elements but I could w*nk out a better movie than that. The acting rivals that of a retarded squirrel, the plot was like used toilet paper, full of sh*t. No logic at all, and moments where you just want to punch the mum in the mouth for being such an idiot. The only good bit was when the big freaking douche bag monster with his big freaking helmet ripped a woman's skin off and threw it at a door, after that it was poop. Believing there are Witch believers in a modern town at the present is like believing Santa Claus had sex with the tooth fairy and out came Jesus. The cop was clearly picked out from the nearest dyke bar, and the effects were not great, If they went for more of game effects then they achieved it but if not then they suck at effects. NOT SCARY!
Blah, although from the very beginning me and my friend were turning it into a comedy with its poor acting and script there was a lot to laugh at. Little bugs with the heads of humans looking like some kind of mutant cockroach. Burnt girl started it all wow. pathetic
MOVIE SUCKS!!
Dude who got up and gave the thumbs up then left and shouted "I love you Michael" you rock.