If this is a video game, why is it so easy to win?

Rating: 1/10 (23 April 2006)

I've never seen the video game but it makes sense that it was based on one. You have a simplistic, ridiculous prologue, which then leads into the bulk of the nonsense (um, film) before you can even finish saying to your date, "wow, this is some good parenting. haven't they heard of psychiatry?" People act in a completely nonsensical, 2 dimensional way; you can't explain their actions to yourself without saying, "um, I guess there's a cop character the game who is programmed to behave like this." But then you wonder, if this is a video game, why is it so easy to win? The monsters all drop dead right as they're about to get you. Scary! Half of the film is so dark you can't even see the CGI freakshow. Honestly, there is nothing about this movie that works. Everyone in the theater was laughing at it and catcalling the entire time and nobody really wanted to stop them. It was the kind of film that was only enjoyable in making fun of how bad it was. I really hope someone gets fired for producing this crap.