Hokey

Rating: 3/10 (29 April 2006)

This is quite possible the hokiest horror film I have ever seen. I mean the nurse zombies gyrating looked like something out of Michael Jackson's "Thriller." I was excited to see this film because of the trailers and the awesome movie poster. It was however a really big disappointment for me. I think fans of the video game or just video games in general will probably really like the film. The locations used are the same used in all games, the hotel, hospital, church, and school. Also, the abysses that dominate the film, also have a very animated video game quality to them. Ultimately for me, fear is about realism. If I can't believe it, I just can't fear it. And, unfortunately, they didn't sell it to me.