A film that literally takes your breath away!!

Rating: 1/10 (22 April 2006)

Waking from the horror of the consequences of her choices; having followed a doomed path that led to unspeakable horror. The woman began to panic as she sought the solace that only escape, from this nightmare of darkness and despair, could bring.
If only my wife had turned right, instead of left, we'd have been in screen 4 watching Ice Age 2. To be fair, the substance of the plot would have similar (barely any plot that you could notice), the laughs would have been about the same (I found both very funny), but the acting in Ice Age was infinitely superior.
I realise that the film is based on a video game, and that video game maybe very good, but this was like playing pacman on an X-box 360, the game might have been fun, but hardly justifies the use of all that extra technology.
I did find the film breathtaking, I almost choked with laughter on more than one occasion.
To conclude the story, the woman realise that salvation lay within her own hands and . . . rising from her seat she left the auditorium muttering the words, "I can't believe I paid to watch that, let's get a beer".