This movie did not connect (LOTS OF SPOILERS)

Rating: 1/10 (22 April 2006)

I am so lost. How did any of this connect? So what was the creepy bodies about that were kind of burning about at the beginning? or how about the acid spitting monster? or even the triangle head monster? How did he connect to the story in any way? What was that about? So why was there a body in the bathroom with the barbwire? Whose child was Sharon? What was this two-dimensional thing going on with the wife and the husband? Why did the police officer get the crap beat out of her but she was kicking their butts before? where all of the towns people dead because the old lady was very old before and she looked completely the same in the church. Can someone help?!?!?!?!?!? IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN OR PLAYED THE VIDEO GAMES THEN THIS MOVIE WOULD BE A WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY.