"Silent Hill" is a Nice Way of Saying "Dull Hill."

Rating: 3/10 (21 April 2006)

...Boring Hill. Lifeless Hill. Far Too Long Hill. Uninspired Hill. Nothing Happens Hill. Canada Looks Nothing Like West Virginia Hill. All more appropriate titles. First movie I walked out of...ever. There's really not a whole lot of good to be said for this film. So much could have been whittled out of this movie, and it's paper-thin plot would still have been in tact. It's embarrassing that a film like this gets made. I know that this film has a relatively high rating from members but that will surely change as soon as the video geeks that are populating the theatre now make way for the regular moviegoers. A promising trailer gave way to a film that has little suspense, story or even eye candy. Complete waste.