Two good things about it!

Rating: 1/10 (12 August 2002)

One. It's over. Two. I now know I have seen the worst movie ever made and can relax a bit. I've seen movies that were bad by accident. I've never seen one that was this bad on purpose. The various premises of the film are absurd and insult the intelligence of the sixth graders whom it was obviously written for. I was tempted to see it by the approval it's director received in a weekly newsmagazine I subscribe to. I will never trust them again. And Roger Ebert has now lost my confidence as well. I don't even want to talk about the details of the film except to see it was unremitting garbage (but the little girl was sure cute!).