Favourite contender for the throne of crap: Boring,ridiculous,pathetic

Rating: 1/10 (18 April 2005)

It really shows intelligence on the viewers part,considering the fact that this absolute muck-fest actually managed to get no less than 7.1!! And such a big surprise that most of those who dared raise their thumbs up were Americans. Yep,the surprise was so immense that it blew my mind! Dead honest,it really did. Anyway,if you read this review,and you still want to feel the pleasurable feeling of extreme nausea,then be prepared to meet the family Retardo; Mel Gibson as the pathetic ex-priest completely helpless(But he's a priest, tell me that can't be?!!),his equally retarded brother, and here comes the "jolly" part; two kids,one of which is a vomit inducing piece of **** because of his extreme willingness to be the one to hold the family together, and of course this entails the fact that he is a f****** know-it-all!!BAAAAAAAAAARPH!! There are only two positive episodes in this "film" that comes to mind; namely the one in which you see his wife talking to holier than thou(Gibson)but missing her lower half(Sorry folks you don't get to see any juicy bits I'm afraid,but anyway...).and the one in which he get some of his fingers chopped off. Won't bother giving any summary for this worthless plot,unless to say that it is a favourite contender for the throne of crap: Boring,ridiculous,pathetic!! I bet you a monkey that old Mel really enjoyed his role,the catholic goody that he unfortunately is.