Want to utterly waste an hour and half? Watch Signs.

Rating: 3/10 (1 August 2004)

First of all.. I loved the Sixth Sense, and I am a great Fan of Mel Gibson and a few of the other talented actors in this terrible film. I do not blame them. Nobody could save this pitiful script.
Please stop me if anyone has an answer for these GAPING plot holes:
1. A highly advanced alien species has come to Earth. They are so highly advanced that they have cloaking devices for their spaceships, rendering their city-sized ships completely invisible. Yet... they roam around the planet completely naked without any pieces of technology what-so-ever.
2. Also.. these naked aliens are highly sensitive to water. So sensitive it burns them like concentrated acid. Yet they wander around NAKED on a planet covered with water (acid), with water vapor (acid) in the air, and water (acid) pouring from the sky. And they are capturing creatures (humans) that have water (acid) pouring out of faucets and hoses and sprinkler systems. The humans also can spit water (acid), bleed water (acid - blood is mostly water), and so on. Yet, these NAKED HIGHLY ADVANCED aliens aren't smart enough to even put on a Hefty bag? Or a rain coat? They run around naked? Are you @#%&$#*% kidding me?
3. They use corn fields for planetary navigation... Riiiiiiggghhhtttt... So we could all mow our lawns and this advanced alien race would suddenly be lost? I think any species that has mastered interplanetary travel would probably find a better navigation system than leaving symbols in grassy fields. You know.. latitude and longitude.. or maybe a computer system of some sort.. GPS, theirs or take over ours... Something. Just not corn fields. Please.
4. About a dozen of these highly advance aliens try to get to Mel and family in the basement of their house.. yet a board and some nails stops them. Once again.. Interplanetary travelers with city sized ships that can be rendered invisible.. stopped by a board and some nails. Apparently they have not invented the cro-bar on their planet.
5. The Nightly News actually said something like this: "A group of people have figured out how to defeat the aliens attacking our planet... more on that after these messages..." Are you kidding? Someone figure out that you can throw WATER on the aliens invading our planet and the news doesn't tell everyone IMMEDIATELY?
I could go on... But I feel like I have wasted enough time by watching this pathetic attempt at a movie. Why Mel? Did you not read the script first?