Imagine trying to sell this invasion?

Rating: 1/10 (21 August 2015)

Yes Prefect, This planet is perfect! We can begin the colonization immediately. Eh? what's that? Well, yes it is inhabited, by millions of different species.
Well yes Prefect, some of them are quite dangerous. But with our vast intellect, we can subjugate almost all of them quickly. Huh? Yesssss, I did say almost all, didn't I? That's just because the dominant species on the planet are somewhat more advanced than the rest. How much more? Ummm, well they are self-aware, they use tools, purposefully change the planetary environment,..umm.....have rudimentary space travel, and nuclear weaponry.
Yes sir, They are more advanced than we would normally like to engage with, But I think you will find the planet to be well worth the initial difficulties. It is a beautiful blue/green orb filled with vast mountain ranges, deserts the size of continents, giant swaths of lush forest and jungle, and endless rolling oceans. Oceans of what? Well, oceans of water. Yes Prefect, I am aware that water is extremely acidic to our race. But to be fair, The oceans only cover 75% of the planet. Rivers and lakes do take up some more, but the rest is dry.! Unless it rains from the skies, or snowsto be honest , with humidity we would be breathing the acid water pretty much constantly.
No Prefect I can't think of anything else you need to be advised of. .except maybe, that we still can't figure out how to get inside their dwellings. I know! I beg your forgiveness Prefect, but they use these entry devices which have us perplexed. They call these things "door knobs". We have been working on the problem for months now, with our engineers, with little success. We are about to give up, and just try kicking them in with our huge, ridiculously powerful legs. Yes Prefect! I am removing myself from your sight as we speak, oh great one!