SPOILER! IT STINKS!

Rating: 1/10 (2 September 2002)

So...um...why didn't god JUST NOT SEND ALIENS!!!! I don't know where to begin. Mel Gibson hasn't been in anything this bad since he grew a third arm in Million Dollar Hotel. I thought Unbreakable was contrived, shallow and disappointing, but "Signs" took it to another level. M Night's slide continues...