For wimps only.

Rating: 3/10 (27 December 2004)

M. Night Shayamalahayamahan or whatever showed the world that he wasn't really the heir to Hitchcock's throne at all by making this tiresome, stupid film about crop-circles and alien invasions and whatnot. Well this is unimaginative and plain boring at best.
First of all the movie is really dull. Sure, an alien movie doesn't need to be fast-paced to be great (Alien anyone?), but it has to interesting in some way, "Signs" plain ain't. Then it's also stuffed with clichés and, ugh, Mel Gibson plus a boring, tedious side story and some of the wimpiest, ugliest, most unscary aliens since Nukie. It also has a flaw that is so big that the whole movie becomes completely illogical: anyone who watched this movie and liked it, may I ask you: why didn't the aliens disintegrate in the air? It has a lot of water you know.
Please avoid this movie. You will probably save yourself from a lot of cursing and throwing stuff at the TV.