Typical Shyamalan Schlock

Rating: 1/10 (26 January 2003)

Why do reviewers fawn over Shyamalan's movies? Maybe this is a spoiler, folks, but SIGNS IS NOT SCARY OR CLEVER. It's filled with quasi-religious bulls*** and, like Shyamalan's other movies, it's boring as hell. Mel Gibson doesn't turn in a good performance; Pheonix does decently well, but it's not enough to redeem such a terrible movie. One star: this schlock truly deserves the worst rating possible.