I saw Signs, and it made me wanna claw out my eyes! I saw Signs!

Rating: 3/10 (20 June 2014)

People always told me this was M. Night Shyamalan's last good movie before he infamously hit the wall. Though I haven't seen The Last Airbender or After Earth (and probably never will), I consider Signs his worst movie.
The acting isn't very good, but the screenplay gives them nothing to work with. None of the characters do or say anything remotely close to actual human behavior, and Shyamalan as a director also fails to salvage this cast.
I'm not the first to say it and I rightfully won't be the last, but my God is the twist a slap in the face. It's what pushes this to simply being a bad movie to an offensive movie. It insults my intelligence, and makes me wish I hadn't even watched this piece of garbage.