Guess what?! NOTHING HAPPENS!!!!

Rating: 1/10 (15 August 2002)

M. Night Shyamalan's work has gone from great (The Sixth Sense), to okay (Unbreakable), and now to just plain awful with Signs! The story could be interesting, but every time it seemed like something was actually going to happen...it didn't. That is the main problem with this movie: NOTHING OF INTEREST ACTUALLY HAPPENS! There is a lot of talk about things happening other places and a few minor things happen, but the movie gets so boring after about 20 minutes that if something did happen, you probably wouldn't care anyway because it would interrupt your nap! And as for being scary, the scariest part of the whole movie was when the dog barked the first time. The most enjoyable parts of the film were the few moments of comedy.
All in all, I would say this is a low-budget movie trying, very poorly, to hide behind a powerful cast, a popular name, and miles and miles of advertising. Quite frankly, I expected a lot more from everyone involved.