Shoot me now!

Rating: 1/10 (5 September 2002)

I had the terrible misfortune of seeing Signs and I wish I could gouge the experience from my memory with a sharp object. Signs is quite possibly the single lamest movie ever created! The mind-boggling coincidences, patheticly obvious foreshadowing, cheesy messages relentlessly hurled at the viewer, glaring plot holes, silly use of technical concepts, and all around poor quality can not even BEGIN to counteract the few genuinely creepy or scary sequences. Even if you buy into the explanation that the entire movie was a dream (which I don't) then the idea was not implemented well if only 1 out of every 5000 people got it. In addition, the dream explanation degrades the entire movie into a churchy, "how could I ever have doubted my faith?" piece of garbage! If you see this movie, I'm sorry! If you like this movie, I pity you! If you vote to keep this movie in the top 250, I hate you with a passion the likes of which you've never seen!
1 out of 10!