Toddlers are scarier

Rating: 1/10 (8 August 2002)

***SPOILERS*** ***SPOILERS*** M. Night is being called the next Steven Spielberg and his latest opus, "Signs" is such a train wreck that he is on par with The Lost World and AI. Everyone already knows the basic premise, but what is really disturbing about this film is how M. Night thinks his audience is so slow that he spoon feeds every little hint. If you are a fan of movies, do not see this picture. This film was made for people who thought the fast and the furious was the greatest film of all time. SPOILER: Aliens that come to earth are going to have the following abilities. 1. The ability to unlock a pantry door. 2. Knowledge that out most abundant resource (water) will kill them. 3. Ray guns so that a washed up baseball star cant kill them with a bat. 4. The ability to fool an audience into thinking s*** is gold. j.pauley