The Scary Movie 3 parody version is less dumb. Seriously.

Rating: 3/10 (29 October 2006)

Scary Movie 3 is also funny and a lot more entertaining, so just watch it instead of Signs. Why? Because Signs doesn't quite make a great deal of sense.
It has great cinematography, and quite a lot of the acting is good, but it's boring delivery and plot-hole plagued "storyline" makes it a real chore to watch. I was barely able to finish it because it was quite a boring piece of drivel. It was like they came up with the various events of the film and squeezed it all in together. Yeah, that'll do for a film. Here are some *SPOILER* examples:
"Let's make the aliens be able to travel to earth but unable break through wood" (This is one point that Tom Logan in Scary Movie 3 says)
"We'll write the aliens to attack humans even though they are composed of water, even though that kills the aliens" (The human body is composed 90-ish% of water)
"Let's have an alien just suddenly stand around at one point whilst being attacked" (An obviously carelessly ultra-clear continuity mistake for what excuse...?!)
"Let's have a kid killing a vicious dog whilst it's brutally trying to attack him without any noise being made from it. No barks, no growls. No screams. Just the quiet rural air" (Perhaps a drugged common sense failure?)
"We'll write that special space sensory machine can't pick up alien signals but that a baby monitor can" (Hell why not have an Orange Cinema Advert moment with you're future ideas!! "So what, then, what next? A mobile phone? An MP3 player? A microphone! Or maybe even a laptop!")
Yeah, those are extremely excellent ideas! No, they really are. For a pot-smoker. I mean come ON guys! A primary school kid could write a better plot. No wonder Scary Movie 3 p***-took it. Really SM3 should've done more to take the p***, using those plot-holes I mentioned above. I thought they over-did the whole religious faith thing, too. I think that ruined the film, too. By the way, I was joking about the sequels, because...well, from those plot-holes, don't bother. Or write it drug-free.
All in all, this film is rather boring and a madly mixed together breakfast and dinner. Seriously, you're not missing anything if you haven't watched, so don't bother.