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Rating: Null/10 (4 June 2004)

no stars for this one. this is nothing more than incredibly bad sci-fi tarted up with high-voltage stars and self-important camera shots. and the aliens!! these guys make the ones in plan 9 from outer space look like mensa candidates. how can you take aliens invading the earth seriously if they melt like the wicked witch in water? they're afraid of our nuclear technology? they should fear our supersoakers. nothing about this movie adds up to the high ratings that the other reviewers have seen fit to give it. it was a total waste of money to film and, unfortunately, a total waste of hard-earned consumer dollars as well. this has cult classic written all over it. but remember, a cult classic is generally a truly bad movie that a small group of tasteless fans insist is great, despite all evidence to the contrary. one question only: where is mst3k when you really need them?