Too dreadful for words

Rating: 1/10 (3 January 2006)

Not a boring story, but one that becomes more and more incredulous as the lame plot goes on. I am sorry, but a child of 5 could have written a better plot line. My main gripe - and here is the spoiler - is the aliens. OK, "War of the Worlds" the aliens get wiped out by viruses, but here they insist on invading a planet which is 70% water, and they get burnt by... you guessed it... water. A race with this little IQ probably would not have created fire, let alone interstellar travel. I mean, Christ, one good storm will have them wiped out. Probably the worst film Mel G has ever appeared in. I can only assume he was using to bankroll that other film of his (which I have not seen).
Summary - if you like lame plots, little action, no suspense and films that can't decide what genre they should be in, this is for you. Otherwise miss it.