thank you lord shyamalan for letting us bathe in your glorious light

Rating: 1/10 (1 December 2005)

hello my brothers and sisters. i have come to champion this movie signs, which is not so much a movie as it is celluloid scripture, created by a true deity, M. Night Shyamalan (blessed be he). shyamalan has landed upon us mortals and delivered unto us signs, a beautiful movie which goes through great lengths to show us earthbound humans why some people get hit by cars. there are demons who would have you believe that this is a bad movie. that it is worthless drivel. they might even go as far as to say that signs is a "terrible film, made for simpletons who yearn to be film snobs". they then turn their poisonous forked tongues on M. Night himself (all praise be unto him). do not let them confuse you with their logic. the laws of science, character motivation, fundamental storytelling and common sense only apply to filmmmakers who CANT walk on water. Shyamalan is the creator and thus does not need to finish his movies. they are not about what they say they are about , anyway. they are about something else. they will tell you what they are about at the end, and then they aren't even about that. they are about whatever makes us as humans like them, and like them we shall , for we are proud to be sheep in the herd of the master. thank you, M. Night Shyamalan, for showing us all that nothing makes sense but you.