Worst Movie of the Year

Rating: 1/10 (23 September 2002)

I went to see SIGNS on the urgings of two colleagues. In a word the film is dreadful. I haven't been so bored by anything since I gave another two hours of my life up at VANILLA SKY last year. The first act had me scratching my head trying to follow the plot. In the second act I was battling following asleep. By the third act I smiled a lot because the film then seemed a bit clever the way it wrapped itself up. I say a bitÂ…definitely not enough to save this turkey. It will surely be top of my TEN WORST LIST for this year. A MUST MISS.