Dumbest Movies Ever

Rating: 1/10 (31 July 2004)

'Signs' is one of the dumbest movies ever. Let's start with the title. Crop circles are signs that Flying Saucer pilots use to direct them where to go when they get to Earth. Now in order to get to Earth their pilots have to navigate from half a galaxy away. They would have to be pretty damn good at find there way around if they could find Earth. So now they need a big arrow carved out corn to find their way to Philadelphia? Or take the aliens on weakness water. Earth is called the water planet because it has so much water. I can imagine a presentation given to the committee that decides what planet to invade. OK here is the choice we can invade Dune that has no water or Earth that is mostly waters. Now remember before you decide our only weakness is water. Dune has no water Earth is mostly water. The committee for invasions says to a man er ah, alien Monster, Earth of course.
I can just hear the presenter Earth you are going to chose Earth? Earth is mostly water. The head of the committee says to the presenter you are a moron that's why you aren't on the committee. Yes water will kill us but worms are icky. I hate worms.
Nothing in the movie makes any sense. Even the premise that a man would find his way because to God because of an alien invasion is too stupid for words.