Hey Stupid, Guess What?

Rating: 1/10 (11 July 2009)

This is officially the worst movie I have ever, ever been subjected to and, to put this into context, I like highbrow stuff and I like trash, this is neither. This is a charmless, stinking turd that will be bettered than the popcorn sat under a heat-light for the past 24 hours even with flies buzzing over it.
The premise begins with a disillusioned, racist preacher played by Mel Gibson, he hates the Jews and so he's settled in the rural heartlands of America to restart a master-race, unfortunately he has a son with a cleft-palate and he also has a dead wife, so him and god aren't on good terms anymore... It's OK though Jesus sends some aliens to test his faith and guess what, he gets his faith back and it's all OK! Only it isn't. M Knight Shtmalan(sic), is possibly one of the most horrificly insulting people I've ever come across in films, possibly even worse than Michael Winner... this movie treats the audience like they're retarded.
In all truthfullness, I saw 6th Sense and was truly angered by the banality of that movie and I bought this from a charity shop on VHS (back in the day), this is also the one and only movie I have ever thrown out - ever, even Magnolia escaped that. Yet, so awful that I taped over it with a documentary just in case anyone found this at the rubbish tip and decided they might want to watch it - I spared them that.
I really detest the whole Michael Bay kinda thing, yet find that sometimes watchable with enough booze, this doesn't even have the charm of exploding things, just a seemingly willfully-dull plot, that treats you as if you are very, very stupid.