Think about this logically people...

Rating: 1/10 (28 December 2004)

OK, imagine you are allergic to cats. Pretty common allergy. But so bad that if came into contact with one, you would die. Now imagine Earth sponsored an invasion of another planet that was made up of 75% cats. Would you go? OF COURSE NOT! And that is why Signs sucks. If the Aliens had any brains in their heads, (and clearly they do..lets see YOU fly through space smart guy) Then clearly they would have done some scouting... which they did...hence the signs. So they see a place with massive oceans, lakes, rivers, inlets, you name it and they say. "Yeah, I want to live THERE!" In Aliens, Ripley needed a big ass armor suit to fight the aliens, M. Night Crapheads version, all you need is a Louisville Slugger and a faucet. So why do people like this movie???? WHY????? Mel Gibson? I bet HE even hates it. The water thing is not the only reason this movie sucks, but its the biggest. Looking for clever ways to spend your time? Go get David Cross's new album! Its funny despite what the title would have you believe