A stinker of epic proportions.

Rating: Null/10 (29 June 2006)

"Signs" is undoubtedly the stupidest, most vacuous, inane, pathetic movie that I have ever seen in my 74 years. How any actor would be hard up enough to accept a role in this stinker is beyond me. I really disciplined myself to watch this excruciating effort to its conclusion. I didn't think that I was capable of watching such tripe to its conclusion.
The directing, dialog, story, and everything else associated with this fiasco takes the cake in the production of a deplorable asinine movie.
Another loser movie which to me is quite similar to the "Signs" is "Close Encounters of the Third Kind." I can't wait to see "Gigli." After how badly it has been panned I can't imagine how it could be any worse than the aforementioned.
Give me the movies that were really movies. These were the movies of the 30's, 40's and 50's. Thank goodness for TCM.