He got how much money for writing this movie?

Rating: Null/10 (29 November 2004)

Let me get this straight. 1.Intergallactic travelers who have mastered time and space need
to have some crops mowed down to find out where to land
because they can't figure out GPS? 2. Intergallactic travelers who have mastered time and space need
to poke you with long finger nails and some gas because they are
not bright enough to invent a weapon. How about stopping at the
hardware store and pick up a 12 gauge? 3. Super smart aliens needing a new home and pick the one
planet in the universe that has the most of they find deadly.-water?
4. They want to inhabit a world where at any time, death can rain
down on them in the form of -- well, rain? 5. The world can be saved by loading the local tavern trolls up with
beer and urinating on the antagonists? 6. Can I have my eight bucks back?