dreadful movie

Rating: 1/10 (7 August 2002)

The first sign I got watching 'Signs' was a long yawn. The second sign I got was my eyelids feeling heavy. The third sign I could not wait for was the neon one spelling exit. The director who brought us 'the sixth sense' is what is known in the music industry as a one hit wonder. Even A-Ha had one good song. 'Signs' makes 'Police Academy 6' look like an Oscar contender. The plot is.....invisible. The characters boring, (I mean I was hoping that little brat with asthma would just stop breathing and die already.) Mel Gibson must have taken so much money on his salary little else was available for special effects. Check out the alien who looks like a Winter Olympian luge athlete with the tight green bodysuit. This is one of the poorest movies I have ever seen in my life. I could not even recommend this to my worst enemy. 0/10 (I can't see where to give it 1/10. Yes, it is that bad.)