Worst Plot Ever

Rating: 1/10 (7 August 2002)

Ok imagine this, you are part of a super advanced alien colony that needs to attack another planet to survive. You decide that Earth looks good enough so you start heading towards it. You finally get there and all looks good, you have the planet in your grasp, until wait! oh no! You forgot that you went to a planet that is 90% water and water makes your freaking skin melt off. This movie features some of the biggest plot holes i have ever seen and some of the crappiest aliens also. I think the thing that bothered me the most about this movie (no not M. Night Shyamalamandingdong's pitiful attempt at acting) was the scene in which one of the aliens was beaten mercilessly with a baseball bat and did absolutely nothing to stop from being killed. These are the same aliens that could jump up on 10 foot high roofs in a matter of seconds and yet they apparently cannot do anything but stand still when being beaten over the head with a bat. I will give this movie some credit however because if you look past the bad acting and the retarded aliens there are a few scenes with very good cinematography. Lastly, I hope to God that if the Earth is attacked by aliens in the future, they are the ones from this movie so all you have to do to survive is stand by a freaking sprinkler.