Just a Half-Assed Bible Story In Disguise?

Rating: 1/10 (13 May 2015)

Ha! Talk about totally cutting corners here - Get this! - Signs' story about a total, all-out invasion from outer space only featured one single alien, in all. It's true!
Can you believe that director/writer Shyamalan actually expected the viewer to be so dumb and so unobservant as to believe that the world was being over-taken by hostile extraterrestrials when he only featured a lone invader in the story?.... Now, that's what I call idiotic and insulting!
Since this film had a $72 million budget, surely Shyamalan could've included at least a small army of aliens in the action in order to make Signs' story appear to be somewhat more believable (instead of doing the expected by greedily paying himself $12 million and Mel Gibson $25 million).
And, on top of that - When it was finally revealed to the viewer what it took to kill these aliens, it was more than enough to disgust any "thinking" person and get them to wondering whether Signs' story was, indeed, simply being made up as they went along.
Told in the most dull and dry fashion imaginable, Signs' story didn't, in any way, convince this bored viewer that its director, nor its big-name stars, came even close to actually believing in their parts in this completely pedestrian production.