Pretty.... disappointing

Rating: 2/10 (2 December 2017)

Yes there is much eye candy on show here with beautiful landscapes in between some nasty nasty men doing baaaad things to themselves and each other. Some kind of government people come along and talk amongst themselves then go and have a look but remember to bring along some heavies with guns just in case. Not only that their cars have really good suspension so bumps don't matter to their teeth or tools. Once they have had a good look around they go back to queue jumping... oh I missed a bit as they get to use the fancy firearms on some underwhelming locals for some reason. Meanwhile, a girl cop hides on the back seat looking bewildered but never mind the nice beefy men gather round to show how tough they are and she doesn't have to do anything.. then some other things happen involved underground shenanigans and bad stuff like drugs they shouldn't be having. Along the way there is some swearing and sweating maybe a little grunting but not really enough to fill 120 minutes of our time and attention. Poor little Ms Blunt getting hornswoggled into this disappointment... go watch Narcos or Escobar for some proper fun...