Whatta Turkey!

Rating: 2/10 (26 November 2007)

Gee, just in time for Thanksgiving, they release Shrek III. And what a coincidence, it's turkey time! There's a lot of bad films out there these days, and unfortunately Shrek III is one of them. The animation, as always, was good otherwise I would have rated it a 1, but everything else about this movie tanked.
What were the creative minds thinking, or did they? I swear they got their plot devices from a field trip to Cal State Northridge. Only the students there would have been able to come up with something infinitely more clever.
All the "prithee" talk might have worked if it wasn't jarringly juxtaposed with "valley girlspeak", which on the whole left me like totally disconnected with the movie.
The studio ought to donate the proceeds to charity. They certainly didn't earn them!