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Rating: 1/10 (11 August 2004)

Is it just me, but does this DreamWorks PIXAR-Rip Off sort of remind you of the whore of babylon? Not a good enough analogy? Okay, I'll expound upon my biliious hatred for this movie. First, a brief tangent about the acting in this film and how it relates to the degradation of the acting craft. Mike Myers is not funny. Cameron Diaz is not funny. One of them is sexy. 'Nuff said. I'll keep this short and sweet. I have an amazing sense of humor. I did not laugh at anything in this movie. It's not funny. It's too sophomoric to even be a children's film. What is the point of parodying the world of Happily Ever Afters? Well, it's an excuse to utilize the Pixar formula (which, as I mentioned in my Finding Nemo review, is creating an anthropomorphic microsociety or microcosm in an inanimate world.) Because clearly there's nothing funnier than the prospect of a whole Faery tale world, right? Where all the retired characters hang out? You know, because this isn't identical to Toon Town from Who Framed Roger Rabbit in every way imaginable, is it? Wait. Yes it is. Perhaps it behooves me to annote that i micturated my pants at the advent of this film. Goodmorning and g'night.