I can't forgive this movie for making me suffer

Rating: 1/10 (6 April 2016)

Back when I was in high school, when this movie came out and somehow became popular, my teachers in three separate classes coincidentally all decided that letting the class watch Shrek for a day, instead of doing anything involving learning or teaching, would be a fine way to pass the time. Consequently, I had to suffer through this movie three times. At least the third time was in my web-design class, so I at least got sit an a computer browsing the Internet while the movie was playing. No, I'm not kidding. This is how your education tax dollars were being spent. Only in America.
Anyway, I hated the movie all three times. It's a bunch of ugly, poorly animated cartoon characters acting rude and crude. If you find this kind of thing funny, good for you, but such lame-brained humor is just obnoxious to me. Shrek got hit in the nuts while sliding down a slide! Am I supposed to laugh? An ugly cartoon character is saying inappropriate things in Eddie Murphy's voice! This is supposed to be funny, right? Other people seem to love it, but I was just annoyed.