The only thing that could have been better...

Rating: Null/10 (31 January 2010)

...would be getting a better seat in the theater. Every seat was taken and the only one I could get was all the way forward.
I love this film. I will by the DVD only if it's a Special/Director's Cut/Extened/Alternate Ending etc.; or, if Wal-Mart sells it at a discount.
Oh, who am I kidding. I'll buy the DVD and will probably push over little kids and senior citizens to be the first one to get it.
Could there be other things to have made it a better film? Yes, I suppose. How about a prequel? I left the film happy and excited only to run into some old dodgy codger poo pooing the film. He hated it and wanted everyone to know just what he thought. A young lady couldn't understand why such a wackjob would hate the film so much as to run a campaign against it even with theater-goers leaving their seats. "He must be a freemason." I said to her.
I should have sprinkled some Holy Water on him, but I'm sure that he would have melted before our eyes. As I said, he was a codger and was doing more harm to the brotherhood than to the public. I really felt pity for him. Well, not that much--but, it was there. He still has a chance to reject the phony baloney.