Guy Ritchie will only be remembered

Rating: 1/10 (28 April 2010)

for being Madonna's 59th boyfriend.
Judging by this cinematic piece of filth, he certainly won't be remembered for anything else.
Hey, what a neat idea. Let's take these iconic characters who've been around for a century and totally screw with them. Let's make Holmes a dysfunctional slob, and Watson a gambling jerk, and give them some kind of frustrated bro-mance, with no chemistry.
Yeah, we'll use Jude Law and Robert Downey Jr., but it will still stink.
Okay, the CGI looked good, and they did some great set direction, but deep down, you don't care. These aren't the Holmes and Watson Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wrote about. They are at best clichés...