Stay away from it !

Rating: 1/10 (8 July 2006)

I have never seen a WORSE Hollywood chick flick. And I have never seen such a blatant mockery of soccer ever. Acting was horrible, so was the story. It started off nicely, and I though it would turn out good, at least better than the casting. But no, it is as good as the casting shows it, and what the Americans think about it - that football (soccer) and volleyball are beach games - to be played by girls. Well they have their brains lodged in their @%$es if they think so. So if you are a soccer fan and are enjoying the world cup, better stay away from this - or you would wish to strangulate the entire crew - or better torture them slowly, for thats what the movie does yo you. The acting is horrible, and so is the screenplay. And even a great actor like Vinnie Jones is wasted. Amanda Bynes (who ?) is quirky and so uncool ... the other characters are not even worth even mentioning ... I might go on and on like this ... don't even have words to describe its tardiness.
*SPOILERS*
Things to look out / avoid for in the movie:
1. Football shot through the hoop like in Quidditch (showing their utter ignorance of the game) 2. Goalkeeper calling himself a Ninja and jumping around like a monkey 3. People using Tampons to stop their nosebleeds (how sick and not funny can a joke be!) 4. To top it all, In the match throw - in taken while the person does a somersault 5. And last but not the least, both the male and female gender showing their privates on the field, showing how much respect the director has for soccer. Not that I don't think he has $hit in place of his brains but you still have to mention it.