FBI piracy warning: Plagiarizing Shakespeare should be a crime

Rating: 4/10 (1 June 2015)

First of all, do we really need all the names from the Bard's Twelveth Night? When I see a western based on King Arthur's knights, the cowboys aren't named after Knights of the Round Poker Table. Who ever saw a soccer player named Benvolio? The film starts out well but begins to grow stale as Bynes continues to switch places with herself that her roommate on the soccer team is in love with. There is a lot of bullying and fighting where the reasons for it aren't quite clear. One scene has Bynes change back to a boy in a spinning carnival ride, certainly too fast and impossible to do under the seat holding bar. The warm up menu makes a grab line about who likes who, but if you're watching to study for a class about Shakespeare's plays, I recommend you cheat with some cliff notes instead. Film is infantile and immature to the extreme. The story book ending was so sugar- coated watching it could've given me diabetes.