Really awful

Rating: 2/10 (8 October 2004)

What I can say? I was bored the entire time. It was a horror comedy that was neither scary nor funny. The jokes all fall flat, and the overly dramatic scenes were too intense for a feel-good comedy. All the characters were unlikable, and by the end I was rooting for them all to die. One of the cool things about zombie movies is the gore. This movie had almost no gore. Instead of having guns or swords, they hurt the zombies by hitting them with blunt objects. This didn't kill them or destroy their brains. It just dazed them for awhile. Boooring. What a terrible movie. Easily the worst zombie movie ever made. And this is coming from a guy who's seen Day of the Dead and I, Zombie.