If I could give this a ZERO...

Rating: 1/10 (18 August 2005)

This was easily one of the absolute worst movies I have ever seen. It was supposed to be funny - well it wasn't funny in the least. Actually, what I found hilarious was the fact that I lost 90-ish minutes of my life watching this movie. I have seen some BAD movies in my day, and most of the time I can find something to appreciate about them. Shaun of the Dead has NO redeeming value to it whatsoever. I had wanted to root for his character, until I realized that HE wrote the script. I heard a four-letter "C" word ONE too many times to tolerate and found that British humor is incredibly offensive - if this is, in fact, "British humor." Think it's because I'm a girl? My fiancé, who LOVES toilet humor and parodies, begged me to turn it off. He said it was worse than having his nose hairs ripped out with a tweezers then having lemon juice poured up his nose. That's pretty bad. It was simply the most over-rated pile of rubbish I have ever seen. I do not recommend it and I sincerely hope that the writer seriously considers a new career.