Finding Nemo for the 'Bling' culture

Rating: 4/10 (15 October 2004)

What a disappointment. I thought this film would be as good as Finding Nemo, but was brought down to earth as soon as Will Smith (Oscar) opened his animated mouth. This is obviously aimed at people who felt left out when watching the Nemo hit. It's the usual 'White Men Can't Jump' storyline - getting laughs from white people (in this case fish) trying to do black things. Apart from Westwood (Radio 1 DJ) I don't think there are many who want to  and you can see what sort of a joke he is.
"Don't worry lots of white fish can't do it" - Oscar (will Smith) Yawn! Here we go again Whoever thought that putting some chains around the necks of fish, would make them talk like idiots for the amusement of a select group of people. The funniest characters were the ones who didn't have the main roles. Superb one-liners but whatever left Oscars mouth was pointless.
In the end I felt sorry for the people who made this and the people that would think it was funny. The gay undertones throughout the film, for the youngest Shark, was done very well however.
Anyway - all being politically correct and everything - I'm off to make the long awaited sequel - Black Men Can't Jump and hosting the MOWO Awards. Hmm - I doubt that will ever happen.