Anachronisms galore, Poorly written, Execrably acted,Overproduced

Rating: 1/10 (24 August 1999)

Who paid off the critics? I had expected from the mounds of praise at least a good film. Instead we got this.
Judy Dench mailed it in. Joseph Fiennes should go back to parking cars. Gwyneth was not intolerable.
Tom Stoppard should retire.