I was mystified that this movie won any award.

Rating: Null/10 (13 November 2004)

I was mystified that this movie won any award. Shakespeare would have been mortified. paltrow is a great actress but this film would take at least 10 pall bearers to heave it up. i really have nothing more to say here but the first and last lines, but due to the requirement of this web site that one be full of hot air in order to fill up 10 lines, i'm still counting. one, two, three, four, five, six, seven; wait, this is only six. perhaps i'm competing here with the movie i'm supposed to be commenting on for worst lines and greatest disservice to a great writer in the history of movies. nine, ten. for crying out loud, they still want more words. never undersestimate the bad taste of the public.