'Ol boy falls for sweet thang and writes a story

Rating: 7/10 (26 February 2000)

Way back when women knew their place and were kept in it {were it still that way!}, a married man gets the hots for another woman and the fit hits the shan. That's what happens when a man's eyes roam from the marriage bed. Unfortunately, his many problems were not lessened by this affair but merely intensified. And all in the name of this most elusive and unattainable of all things. Get a load of the queen; she was creepier looking than any vampire I've ever seen. Jolly good.