That 'Lust' Kill Was Sooo Hottt

Rating: 9/10 (15 March 2006)

Seven, or "Se7en" if you like your movies to have numbers sprinkled randomly in their titles, has Morgan Freeman in it.
Need I say more?
Okay, it does also have Brad Pitt, who is doing his usual early Brad Pitt schtick of acting a bit like a spastic heroin-addicted monkey.
Anyway, Morgan Freeman. Also, Morgan Freeman and Morgan Freeman's brilliant portrayal of Morgan Freeman.
To be fair, the Morgan Freeman is not just about Morgan Freeman. It's also got a lot of sweet, inventive death in it of the most awesome, disturbing kind. Apparently, it has something to deal with Keyser Soze, but I wasn't paying that much attention to the plot when I watched it. I was more just gawking at the awesome production design, (Satan wishes Hell looked this awesome) and the awesomeness of the disturbingness, and the awesomeness of the Morgan Freeman.
That Fight Club guy directed this, so it looks like the most depressing Sprite commercial ever. There's a lot of rain, which is sort of cool, and it also has Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in it, which is really cool. Although he should have gouged out John Doe's eyes and done that skull thing to him. That would have made it cooler. Or Brad Pitt's eyes. Either way it's equally cool.
But mostly this Morgan Freeman is pretty Morgan Freeman.