How about an Ass Stinging Sensation

Rating: 2/10 (30 March 2001)

Dude... this movie made me go back to the store and ask for a refund.. not for the $3.50 I paid to rent it.. but for the 2 hours of my LIFE that it cost me. You people are killing me.. Yes, I'm talking about you. Each and every one of you that said "Yeah, it's a really good movie" and then refused to watch it with me. It's horrible.. don't be afraid to say it. Morgan Freeman is a god. Sure, maybe if I was a chick (or a gay dude) I'd think Brad Pitt is a Hattie.. but give me a break. I can't remember the last time I invested this much of my life in WANTING to see a movie and later, wishing I had gone for a drive with Thelma and Louise. If you haven't seen it yet, go rent the Matrix. Sure Keanu Reeves sucks, but at least you know what you're paying for... --SirX