Entertaining.... nothing else

Rating: Null/10 (30 August 2004)

***Spoilers Herein***
Seven (I'm not spelling it Se7en. That confuses me.) stars Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Kevin Spacey. The movie focuses around two detectives trying to track down a killer who chooses his victims by the seven deadly sins. What are the seven deadly sins, you ask? Gluttony (Whatever that is.), Pride, Envy, Lust, Greed, Sloth (Uh....).

Murder mystery killers always have to kill in weird ways. This movie really had me going. I was shocked when killer just walked into the police station and turned himself in. WTF? And the whole end with the head in the box didn't really make up for it. Morgan Freeman was wrong when he said: "John Doe has control of the game" or whatever it was that he said after he opened the box. All John Doe had was another life to add to the murder charges against him.
Then, there was another thing that confused me. John Doe murdered those people because of their sins? Isn't murder a sin? Someone should kill him... Oh wait, they did. OOPS! Also, where in the bible does it say that these are the seven deadly sins? Hmmm.... In my opinion, God forgives every sin except suicide. (If you want an answer to that, PM me.)
This movie was suspenseful, as far as mysteries go. I don't think it should be on the top 250 list. It wasn't that great. If for some stupid reason, they decide to make a sequel, I'll be the.... um... 27th person in line to get a ticket. My rating: 5/10