American garbage

Rating: 1/10 (5 May 2006)

absolute, utter trash. another example of "the new Venice". not only poorly and over-acted but completely bad, that is: worse than case of herpes. i feel like a bangkok hooker on a Sunday morning after watching this film - cheap and rooted. oh yeah, i have to write ten lines but its really not worth it. zlatko, if you're out there, good on you! is that really ten lines worth yet? the guidelines, the guidelines. this film is not worth ten lines and you might think that its just a rave but really, come on! wake up! Morgan freeman is a pansy! he spends the whole film looking like he knows better. well, hell yes, he should have known better than cashing in headless wenches in desert scenes. that is definitely ten lines.