COMPLETE SHAT

Rating: 1/10 (19 December 1999)

WARNING!!! TINY SPOILERS AHEAD! AVOID READING IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MOVIE!
I watched this on TV and contemplated picking up the remote control and switching channels.
Wow!!! Have you ever seen a more dramatic opening? The 2nd death was so utterly stupid and un shocking it was (probably unintentionally) funny. I mean, who gets stabbed in the back and then wanders up on stage to die dramatically in front of an unbelievable audience of YOUNG ADULTS acting worse than a classroom full of 8 year old spoiled brats?

However I sat there and hoped it would improve, since I'd seen the first movie and it was OK. It didn't! This load of shat was boring, predictable and not at all funny, although it tried to be. Nearly every character was killed off like fodder in a war zone, yet this is Suburban Beverly Hills Campus (or wherever the heck it was). When the next character bit the dust, and the next, I didn't care!!! At all!!
The story was so lame it was laughable - a mere dumb excuse to kill people and see a ton of blood splashing all over the place. But a movie about another book/movie called "Stab"? How original a name is THAT??
The ending was utter tripe, but I won't delve into that. The killers' reason for the bloodbath was just plain dumb, but I shall leave that for you to deal with.
CONCLUSION: Abysmal Rubbish! BOOO!