why isn't jennifer love hewitt in it?

Rating: 7/10 (22 January 2002)

Fun to watch i'll admit but still there was something bugging me about this one that i couldn't figure out when i first saw it. Now i think i know what it was. It's so damn pristine! I mean look at all those fresh-faced teens. They 're so trendy. They 're so hip! So much that you absolutely have to Know What They Did Last Summer (come to think of it where was jennifer love hewitt when they were casting for scream?). They're media fodder. So come on! This is supposed to be a frat horror flick. Where are the losers? Where are the geeks? Where are the jocks? Where are the flunkies? All been replaced by GAP material. But above all where is the gore? Sure Courtney's got a pretty face. But if its a horror movie we want to see then she'd look far better with guts all over her.