A hoot

Rating: Null/10 (2 November 2002)

So Drew leaves the Jiffy Pop burning on the stove to get creeped out over the telephone, then quick cut to high school where Fonzie is actually the principal. And the janitor is dressed like Freddy Krueger. (Ha ha, I get it.) Then the kids, gee whiz, decide to throw a party even tho' a knife wielder, who thinx every day is Halloween, has been chasing after new Scream queen Neve in her living room from almost frame one.... So then the dorky sheriff falls in love with the snide reporter - enuf to marry her in real life (why Courtney, oh why?) and all is solved after a gallon of blood is spilled, and one cast mate gets their head rammed stuck by a garage door opener - I won't be saying who... Wes Craven, he sure is a clever dude aint he?