Poor excuse for a horror film

Rating: 3/10 (10 July 2007)

In an attempt to both entertain the viewer and pay tongue in cheek tribute to other films of this genre, this movie spills its own blood. A dismal failure to entertain on any level. While viewing this film, when the chick got trapped in the garage door, I could only laugh, as it was more a scene from a Chaplin silent than a modern day horror film. That this film appealed so much to the 20-30 year old crowd reveals a sad commentary on a generation which seems to have no sense of film appreciation. Where's Vincent Price when you need him? At least that generation knew how to camp it up and play with its audience. There's absolutely nothing new here, and how it spawned sequels is beyond comprehension.