Epic

Rating: 4/10 (1 December 2013)

Wow this was sooo cool and I think Scott is a hero to all people who have been called dweebs or dorks before. I mean he beats up all these tough ex-boyfriends with all these super-cool moves in order to win this girl, even though she doesn't really do anything or care about anything except coloring her hair... but that's how girls are I think.
And this was such a deep movie I mean look how he even learned such a great lesson at the end of the movie when he apologized for cheating on both of his girlfriends and he got 400 points right away and he even got a self-respect sword! It was so inspiring that I think I will visit the last girlfriend I had 10 years ago in high school and tell her I'm sorry I kissed her best friend from band camp.
Update: Well that didn't go so well. She flew up 50 feet into the air and did a back-flip and landed her knee in my groin, and my balls exploded into 100 coins. She flipped me the finger, collected the coins and shut the door in my face.
Oh well, at least I can always play some more Street Fighter and Nintendo.