Sh*t Sandwich

Rating: 1/10 (5 December 2010)

Michael Cera is the same character in every movie. The guy lacks ANY personality whatsoever. If he's pi s s ed off, in love, indifferent, can you tell? Mary Elizabeth Winstead is really hot, but you can't tell that from this movie. She is dressed down and matches Cera's personality. I don't understand how she could have 7 ex-boyfriends period, let alone powerful and evil ones. Her character isn't fun to be around and she doesn't put out, so I just don't get it.
This movie is a hipster wet dream. Horrible bands, check. Gay roommates, check. Main girl constantly dyes her hair and is too cool to hang around anyone, check. The guy from Rushmore, check. Constant Nintendo references, check. Scrawny, nerdy guy beating up people five times his size, check.