Bad beyond belief

Rating: 1/10 (31 December 2010)

Unbelievably poor! Don't even waste internet connection downloading a pirate version! I wouldn't do such a thing, but if I were that type, I'd still not have bothered. An alternative and perhaps more enjoyable time might be had driving nails into your eyes. Or removing your tongue with a screwdriver. Apparently this movie made half the money it cost to make. Really? It made that much money!? Some of us choose to watch a movie because we like the actors in it. Some of us may choose to watch a film because we've enjoyed past work from the director. Maybe a good review or recommendation has us choose to watch a movie. Whatever you've heard or read about this film... ignore it. It's much, much worse than that.