Let Me Get This Straight...

Rating: 4/10 (20 September 2013)

This movie is about a really unlikable, shallow guy, who is obsessed with an emotionally dead rainbow-haired girl, for whom he breaks up with a totally awesome girl. He plays in a really crappy band that everyone loves, has superpowers and it able to kill Rainbow Girl's exes by turning them into coins, one of her exes being ex-Superman? Oh, the humanities! Despite the fact that those engaged in battle are hurled into walls and beaten again and again, no on is ever really injured; not even a scratch. It's like a cartoon where a character can get flattened by a steam roller, then pop right back up. The only good lines that came out of this were Rainbow Girl's ex gf saying that she was bi-furious and calling her a hasbian. The movie comes across like Sucker Punch on acid. I guess that there are some movies that are so incredibly bad that they appear to be good. This one is just plain bizarre, but can probably be wildly entertaining if you're watching it while zoned out on pot.