Another Kick-ass wannabe bull crap

Rating: 1/10 (27 November 2011)

I am gonna shred the F*** out of this movie.
OK, I am going through some difficult moments in my life. Some family issues, a radical change of my life's perspective and blah. Point is I needed to have some fun time and laugh. Medics say that comedy movies are a way to protect your health.
So guess what: I got this movie on the internet. The 35 longest minutes of my life. I say 35, because after that I stopped watching it.
The story is about a 22 y.o. guy that is dating a high school girl until the moment she falls in love with a "sexy" (check the way I wrote "sexy"... oops, again) girl (sweetie, you have an ugly taste for hair color and clothing). The story follows like this: the "sexy" girl had 7 ex SUPERboyfriends with SUPERpowers, though I would call them the seven dwarfs: Doc, Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy, Dopey, Sneezy and Bashful (all of them grouchy, noisy and stupid).
So, for some reason I don't even give a flying rat's ass, the "sexy" girl says to the main character (the 22 y.o. punk): "you have to defeat my 7 ex boyfriends to date me, and blah".
Why in God's name would a girl ask his date to beat the crap out his ex-boyfriends? There are more important things in life to look at when looking for a boyfriend.
We have to add the fact that Michael Cera is the most insipid, flavourless, unidimensional, emotionless and irritating actor that has recently been on screen in the last years.
Movie is unbearable. Reasons:

comic in-screen noise metaphors are clichéd

fast-movement scenes are clichéd (from old Asian Japanese movies to Kung Faux)

in scene notes (for example: Scott's house, a rat hole) are clichéd

I tried to find a reason to laugh at something, but I couldn't.

movies soundtrack sucks. And i mean IT SUCKS.

It's just another movie with an identity crisis that tries to copy the "magic" recipe of Kick Ass (which, by the way, is another piece of crap).
And to make it worse, they rated it 7.6. Really, people?