Unbelievably lame

Rating: 1/10 (16 February 2004)

The only thing that amazes me more than the utter vapidness of the film, is (apparently) how many people LOVED it.
After about two minutes of this tripe I came to the realization that I'd already seen the film - about 200 times! Anyone who's been to more than 3 films in their life has. If you couldn't write the script yourself after the opening scene, you haven't been paying attention.
With all the wit and excitement of Andy (LET'S PUT ON A SHOW!)Hardy, or possibly another episode of "The Partridge Family", Jack Black sleepwalks through a plot as predictable and corny as any sappy sitcom you've ever seen.
I'd have walked out, except it was an in-flight movie...