Aside from James Wood's funny opening scene and Kathleen Robertson, this movie can kiss my ass!

Rating: 2/10 (24 August 2013)

Woe is me; was this unfunny! They must have rushed this one into production after the smashing success of the original. I very much enjoy the original Scary Movie, but this one is truly god awful. The opening scene with James Woods as a priest is sidesplitting. They spoof The Exorcist, and it was brilliant. It's all downhill from thereÂ… There is an unfunny Charlie's Angel's spoof (Why did that need to be spoofed, again?) The cast itself is just fine. It has way too many juvenile jokes. I always expect hit and misses with these movies, but most of them ARE misses. There is plenty of semen jokes and crude stuff like that. We also get one of the most annoying comedians in the world today. (Chris Elliot) I can't stomach the guy. He does nothing but gross out gags throughout the film, and I just wanted to slap him one. Watching Kathleen Robertson's cleavage bop up and down is a rather nice distraction. Her cleavage does the acting for her. Great performance! Anna Farris is fine as per usual. She plays it all straight faced like a trooper; I just wish she had better stuff to work with. Christopher Masterson makes me pine for Jon Abrahams. The Wayan brothers do their thang and it's not as funny this time around. Regina Hall sticks out like a sore thumb. I actually got very annoyed by her in this one. Tori Spelling & Tim Curry are both OK. David Cross is excruciatingly unfunny as the invalid
Final Thoughts: This is what happens when you get greedy and rush production. Scary Movie is quite funny, this isn't! By far the worst in the series
2/10