Scary Movie 2 - Welcome to Hell House (NOT as scary as the original though just as good!)

Rating: 6/10 (18 March 2019)

I love Scary Movie 2! The Wayanses have did it again! Have they ever done it together like this before ever? Yes! This scary movie sequel to the original Scary Movie is not quite as scary as the 1st 1 is nor is it nearly as good though it is just as funny plus it's even way more sexy than the 1st 1 is! The 1st 2 Scary Movies do stand out as being better from the rest of the bunch (than parts 3, 4, & 5) as I love them all but I actually kinda prefer Scary Movie 2 as barely the best of the series and my personal favorite of the Scary Movies over the 1st 1 even though the beginning plus the exit of it are total cop outs like they wrote everything at the Hell House then ran out of material at the last second! I love Anna Faris she's uproarious plus so cute with her dark hair still! (& so hot-bodied & talented & sweet & sexy!) I love Regina Hall! (& her ghetto style & her sweetness & charm & her likable sex appeal too!) I love Kathleen Robertson! (& her super hot outfits in this!) I love Marlon Wayans! (the major stoner!) I love Shawn Wayans! (but not like that!) I love Christopher Masterson from Malcom in the Middle! (yea!) I love Tim Curry pretty much he's great! (very nice!) I love mister Chris Elliott he's really funny as the cripple-handed servant! (Chris carries Scary Movie 2, no pun intended!) I love Tori Spelling! (a whole lot, wow, what a hottie!) I love David Cross from the Kung Fu Pandas! (plus his quick wit!) I also love the amusing Andy Richter. (from Conan the best talk show ever!) I also love James Woods! (I believe so.) I do love Veronica Cartwright from Alien! (& her wonderful singing voice!) And I love Natasha Lyonne from the American Pies! (so!) Scary Movie 2 has a great ensemble comedy cast! Scary Movie 2 spoofs many recent movies of the time and it also pays tribute to some of the much older classic ones from just about any decade from the past really! I love The Exorcist! (the jolly & crappy & pukey & painful to watch over the top intro, outside of Veronica's lovely singing at the beginning of course!) I love The Amityville Horror! (the flies on the window in the bathroom with the priest on the toilet releasing the demon) I love Save the Last Dance! (the first part outside the school slavery statue with Marlon & Anna, ya kna' mean!) I love Dude Where's My Car! (the funny tattoos) I love Final Destination! (the roadkill in the middle of the streets during the god awful outro) I love Urban Legend! (Cindy singing while driving in the car) I love The Haunting! (Master Kane & the plot itself) I love Poltergeist! (the evil doll that likes to come to life) I really love The Rocky Horror Picture Show! (the crippled servant plus Tim) I love The Changeling! (the wheelchair & the basketball bouncing down the stairs) I love Welcome Back Kotter! (Shorty's afro haircut!) I love Thirteen Ghosts I really do! (the ending) I love Hollow Man! (the goggles & the tranquilizer guns) I love Paulie! (the talking parrot you know!) I love those old school Nike basketball commercials too those are the best! (the best part of Scary Movie 2 really in a weird sorta way) I also do love A Nightmare on Elm Street! (Tori in her panties climbing the walls & the ceiling) I love Pet Sematary! (the cat fight with Anna) I love What Lies Beneath most of all that's 1 of my favorite movies period! (Anna in the long, red dress) I love Mission Impossible 2! (the deadly game of chicken in wheelchairs with the birds!) I love The House on Haunted Hill! (the premise) I love Dirty Harry! (do you feel lucky punk, do you?) I love Titanic! (Rose & Jack in the freezing water at the end!) I love MacGyver! (Cindy using her bulldozer she constructed to escape from the freezer) I love Hannibal! (Marlon with no skull cap on with Beetlejuice inside his head) I love Charlie's Angels that's 1 of my all-time favs! (my favorite part of Scary Movie 2 probly) I love Twister! (the flying cow in the tornado) I love Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon that's the best! (Anna's finishing move against Kane she performs at the end) & I love I Know What You Did Last Summer! (the cheerleader & jock outfits & the mainstay homage of the original Scary Movie) & I love The Legend of Hell House! (the Hell House!) If I missed any then that's my bad.
(Oh 1 more thing before we go, Scary Movie 2 is 1 of my all-time favorite comedies up there with any funny film from any time era! Kathleen & Anna & Regina are so hot together in this movie oh my god I really do love it. Scary Movie 2 is really funny, really, really sexy & raunchy & raw & a lot of other stuff too!)