About the only thing missing here was having someone urinate over the closing credits!

Rating: Null/10 (4 April 2002)

The adjectives "Pathetic," "Gross," "Disgusting," "Excrescent," simply don't do this flick the justice it deserves. The two questions to be asked are (A) Why did they do it? (B) HOW did it ever get released?
SCARY MOVIE 1 was hysterical, laugh-out-loud funny. True, it did go way past the boundaries of "decency" several times. This though, crosses those boundaries in the first few minutes - and NEVER comes back! It was pitiful to see such as James Woods of all people, prostituting his art and associating himself with this absolutely charmless and witless piece of insultingly bad cinema.
Puerile and obnoxious from go to whoa, it wrecks totally the achievement of the original film. I have nothing further to add!