No More Plot. No More Jokes. We Can't Think Of Our Own Ideas  Honest!

Rating: Null/10 (7 August 2001)

After the success of last years Scary Movie it was inevitable that the sequel wouldn't be far behind. So if a spoof is supposed to signal the end of a genre, then what does the sequel of a spoof of a spoof indicate?
On the basis of this, the only thing it can possibly mean is that Hollywood movies can't get much worse. Labelled with the tagline No More Mercy. No More Shame. No More Sequels - Honest! - We lied', we begin with an Exorcist style errr Exorcism as James Woods aims to ward the demons away from a possessed youngster. Starting as they mean to continue, the Wayan brothers set us up with much green vomit and rip off plotlines.
After our foul opening, we move to some generic college where the professor (Tim Curry) tricks his students into visiting a haunted house for a school project. From there the plot is quite difficult to follow, not because of it complexities, simply because there doesn't seem to be one.

There are few words to describe quite how bad this film is. One nonsensical, unfunny, bodily fluid scene leads directly into the next nonsensical, unfunny, bodily fluid scene.
The only possible reason for wanting to see this would be to try and spot the scenes from other movies. Even then, the spoof' scenes have been done far better before as the Wayan brother writers, actors and director seem to get away with mass plagarism involving everything from Hannibal to Titanic to Crouching Tiger.
You might have thought that things couldn't get much worse after perennial teen loser Tori Spelling pops up, but at least she gets a chandelier dropped on her (something she's been asking for ever since season one of 90210).
A more ample tagline would've been No More Plot. No More Jokes. We Can't Think Of Our Own Ideas  Honest!' Scary Movie 2 is quite frankly the worst film released this year; if word of mouth carried the first one then we can only hope that word of mouth will bury this and hopefully the dreadful Wayan brothers with it.
1/10