From now on, I'm following my instincts!

Rating: 1/10 (9 July 2001)

I should've known better! What was I thinking? If the first Scary Movie was completely, disgustingly, sickeningly, undeniably raunchy, what made me think that the sequel would be any different, if not worse? Oh, yeah, if you're a person that has seen Scary Movie 1, but not 2 and think that it could not possibly be any worse than the original, think again. This is definitely not a movie to bring your mother to, much less yourself. Unfortunately, aside from all the racial puns which I found were the only humorous things in the entire movie, I regret the entire 90 minutes of torture that I reluctantly sat through. I could have spent that seven bucks on a Tom Jones Greatest Hits album and had more excitement! Anyway, to all the people who still feel like seeing this flick, don't forget your Pepto Bismol and a couple of paper bags.