Lame and unfunny

Rating: 3/10 (22 August 2005)

The first "Scary Movie" was funny enough and had some pretty silly but enjoyable moments, like the "Usual Suspects" gag. It was a crude movie, but entertaining nonetheless.
The sequel is ugly, rude, crude, obnoxious, unfunny, lame and totally out of ideas. It spoofs everything in sight - mostly "Exorcist" - but fails on almost all levels.
The entire cast basically returns. This time they get summoned to a haunted mansion where possessions are occurring. Weird people - including a creepy owner and a sick chef - turn them off and they soon find themselves being pursued by evil.
If the plot sounds lame, that's because it is. The cast is at a loss for words; the Wayans Brothers recycle loads of gags from the first film and manage to make them worse. There are only two parts I laughed at.
Most of the film is just crude for the sake of being crude, and that's a problem when none of the jokes are effective. I'd say skip this one and pretend it was never even made.