When they said "No sequel", couldn't they have been honest with us?

Rating: 1/10 (7 October 2002)

I don't know how I ended up watching this. Let's just say I have a friend who really doesn't know how to do video nights.
Basically, what we're faced with here are the same problems as in Scary Movie. Silly spoofs that don't even raise an occasional smile. Gross-out humour that covers the likes of supernatural sex, physical deformity and auto-fellatio. What earns this movie a lower grade than the last is the fact that they're repeating all the same mistakes a second time.
Let me put it this way. Glitter was better than this. Scary Movie 2 makes Crossroads looks like American Beauty by comparison. Maybe the film's production consultants weren't consulted. Maybe the writers were running low on dramatic irony.
Whatever. Let's just pray that we don't wind up with a Scary Movie 3.
Grade: F