Atrocious.

Rating: 1/10 (7 August 2004)

Stupid, loud, unamusing trash.
The whole show here is vulgar language. I have no problem with vulgarity if the writing is skillful, but here it's mistaken as a direct substitution for wit. Every exchange here is a chance to swear or top the previous vulgarity, as if vulgarity itself is humor. Every place you can mention asses, penises and vaginas is considered a punchline. If you aren't twelve years old, you may not agree. It's just harsh and sophomoric. This formula wears out it's welcome in the first ten minutes. Each new bit is lousy and unfunny, and runs on and on without eliciting even a giggle: Chris Elliott with a withered hand, a foul-mouthed parrot, a Nike basketball spoof, a fist-fighting cat. What does any of this have to do with scary movies? It's so chronically off-track that you begin to wonder what the hell it is they're "satirizing."
This is not how the first movie operated. Whoever directed this has no sense of humor, excess or pacing.
No one will ever go broke making ever-more stupid movies for baked twenty-year-olds. This is a horrible movie made by the retarded, for the oxygen deprived.