NO SEQUEL, WE WERE PROMISED! ALAS....

Rating: Null/10 (10 July 2001)

Okay, I was bored last saturday and wanted to see a movie. I was in the mood for a cheap laugh, so I went and saw this one. Whoah, is it bad. It's not as though I were expecting much, and indeed the first fifteen or so minutes were pretty funny, but after that it was one tiresome trip. A few of the actors were good, especially the girl who got knifed to death in the movie theatre in the first one, but somebody in Hollywood needs to tell the Wayans clan that not EVERY member of their family has the talent to be in a film. Painfully obvious. Speaking of acting, Tori Spelling was in this one. Normally I give her more credit than the average moviegoing critic, but she was terrible. She has an outrageous scene that could've been the film's funniest, if she'd displayed any of the comic timing she had in "Trick". Also, the director didn't allow her much, so it's not entirely her fault. I don't normally show compassion for one of Hollywood's privelidged children, but if there was ever an actress who had to PROVE herself worthy, Tori's the one. Keep trying, Tori. I support you. To sum up this movie, potty humor (bowel movements, body abnormalities, maturbation, vomit, kinky sex), not to mention jibes at gays and human deformities (I know someone with a deformed hand, IT'S NOT AMUSING, JUST CRUEL!) does not a funny movie make. I score this one a big fat F.