Concentrated

Rating: Null/10 (22 September 2002)

Ok,
To give you an idea of how bad this movie is, I registered on IMDB for the specific purpose of warning the masses about this film.
Firstly I don't object to drugs, sex, swearing, teen jokes, filth, bad acting or toilet humour. In fact I watched this movie hoping and expecting to see that sort of thing.
Secondly I like bad movies, I watch movies that are so bad they are good. Scary movie one was original and most of the jokes worked I liked it.
But this... this 'movie' is absolute unspeakably bad excrement. The likes of which leaves you feeling dizzy, sick and wondering how on earth something like this could ever go beyond an idea is someone's mind. How could people spend hard earnt cash funding it? You will spend the next few hours in shock thinking about that time you will never get back that was wasted on watching this. How can something be so utterly terrible?
Have I put fear into you yet?
The opening 'exorcist' scene is remotely amusing. But from then... nothing. Just a mishmash of the same 'gags' about a wheelchair ridden character, a 'baby' hand and the EXACT same gags as the first movie. It will jar you with its stop start, stop start nature. The uneasy feeling you've done your money will set in by the 10-minute mark.
I've seen funerals that were funnier. What is the most worrying thought is that at some point, the creators must have just decided that they didn't care. The same as the actors and everyone else. They had a box full of smelly excrement and a wall. They chucked a couple of pieces and hoped they stuck and made it into a movie.
It gets to the point where, as yet another scene shudders to an unfunny jarring halt, for no reason whatsoever shortie is suddenly sitting with his brain exposed. You are crying in sympathy with the creators at how desperate they were to get one tiny incy-wincy laugh, pretty please?... You just sit back and with what little hope you have left you just softly whisper: why? why? why?
What was the movie about again? What tiny bit of plot is holding these various scenes together? Is this actually a movie or some unrelated unfunny scenes with the same actors. Why doesn't any one care? How will these actors ever get another job?
Please, your life is important, you work hard for your rental dollar. Take my advice and don't subject yourself to this. If this movie doesn't scare you senseless with how badly over scraped the bottom of the Hollywood barrel is, nothing will.