I Thought the Category Said "Comedy"

Rating: 1/10 (10 March 2002)

I can just see it now; the meeting of movie execs planning a sequel to the equally moribund "Scary Movie." "So it's agreed. We'll make a feeble attempt to cash in on the success of 'Scary Movie.'" "Okay. Well, we have no script, no decent cast, no decent writers..." "Why should we let that stop us? It didn't prevent us from making the first one!" "I've got it! We'll just re-enact a bunch of scenes from other horror movies and add a cuss word and an innuendo in the original dialogue." "...like we did with the first movie?" "Exactly." "Sounds good." Avoid this garbage at all costs. And while I'm on the subject, do yourself a favor and stay away from the first one as well; this is just a remake of a terrible attempt at comedy.