I've seen better and I've seen worse...a whole lot better and not much worse

Rating: Null/10 (12 April 2002)

How in heck did Tim Curry let himself get attached to this movie?
It was BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD.
First off, when I see a movie, I expect to see a PLOT. There was none here that I could see, just a series of unfunny jokes that made the whole movie seem to be not worth it. Didn't the directors realise that Plot and Jokes can go hand-in-hand?
Second off? I expect to laugh at a comedy. This is a comedy, so why was I not laughing?
Thirdly, not even Tim Curry can raise the film out of being something better than what I've described above.
Finally, avoid this movie. Surely there is a better use for 20 dollars.