Sooooo Bad.

Rating: 1/10 (13 August 2004)

If I had to describe this movie in one word, I wouldn't be able to. It is SOOOOO bad that I actually have to rant about it's awfulness. I laughed once in this movie - and it was a short, single, derisive laugh when that poor girl gets creamed by the bus. That's it. And, unlike other "bad" movies that are so bad that they are actually hilarious, I am not able to dredge up a single memory that evokes even a smile from my lips. I enjoyed myself more during my wisdom teeth extraction. Even the nimrodic kids in the row in front of me only laughed a couple of times. A group of 16-year old boys. They spent the previews throwing popcorn and making gross noises.
THEY didn't laugh. Sad. Don't waste 2 hours of your life on this. Not even at gun point. Take the bullet.