Death Defying Action!

Rating: Null/10 (13 October 2002)

Scary Movie 2 was described by the Producers as being full of Death Defying Action. Oh really! Well I'll say this. The only "Death Defying Action" which you'll experience during watching Scary Movie 2 is managing not to die of boredom! As many people have already said on the comments page here, I was a big fan of the first Scary Movie. It was very funny. Unfortunetly, this sequel is neither funny, nor interesting. It has no real plot and although it starts brightly, it quickly runs out of steam. Personally, if I were a main actor in this movie, I think I would lose a lot of credibility. Of course, Scary Movie 2 is not supposed to be taken seriously, which is why it doesn't appeal to many people. To get the jokes, u have to have seen quite a few horror movies to 'get' the jokes. Jokes? Hmmmm. Indeed, I spent 2 hours laughing so much at Scary Movie 2's hilarious gags and zany knockabout comedy that I: a) Split my sides laughing and am now carrying 25 stitches in my midriff b) Dislocated my jaw during the riotous masterpiece that was the "clown under the bed routine" c) Was suffering from oxygen starvation due to protracted laughing. Uhh...no. Not really. In fact, this movie is FAR from funny. I'd rather set my new sofa on fire than watch this pile of junk again, so take my advice. DONT WATCH IT!!!!