Humorless Waste

Rating: 1/10 (18 February 2006)

Incredibly lousy offering ostensibly of the movie-genre-satire style. The Wayans brothers prove once again they lack the talent of greats like Mel Brooks (Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles) and the Zucker-Abrahams-Zucker team (Naked Gun, Airplane). These classics were funny. This pathetic wanna-be imitator is not.
Speaking of airplanes, if they ran this rubbish on one, people would probably walk out on it, even at 25,000 feet.
"Teens-in-peril" horror movies are like sitting ducks in a shooting gallery waiting for somebody to insert a quarter, pick up the rifle, and blast them at will. There are so many corny, absurd, overworked clichés in these types of movies, a writer with any sense of humor at all should have a field day lampooning them; yet this is the result: an hour and change of meandering, mindless, humorless dreck, appearing to be no more than skits strung together in random order. None of them evoke a single laugh. It takes more than reenacting a scene from a movie, adding a few swear words and tossing in some toilet jokes to be funny.
This dog is not worth your time or money. You would be better off watching a late-night infomercial than this rubbish.