I was SAWing logs

Rating: 1/10 (31 October 2006)

I've had more frightening poops than Saw III.
Where to begin? Tobin Bell is NOT a scary madman named Jigsaw. He reminds me of my seventh grade bio teacher, the sort of character who runs around with licorice dangling from his pants pockets. (Bell is also a poopy actor, but that's neither here nor there). The whole Jigsaw concept reminds me of a really bad episode of The Crotch Chronicles. I felt dizzy.
Also, was anybody in that theater buying this cockamamie plot about the dude kidnapping the doctor? What's that all about? Or the part where he maims that guy? I felt like I was watching a different movie. I'm comfortable in saying I'd be more frightened watching Bull the bailiff from Night Court. To infinite and beyond!
On the plus side, I have to commend young Angus Macfadyen for his memorable role as Jeff. This guy is going to be the next Derek Daypuk! He had me believing all this warped nonsense was really happening right there in front of me. I had heartburn!
Overall, I do not recommend Saw III.