The worst SAW movie

Rating: 2/10 (22 July 2017)

The fact that we live in a world where Amy Winehouse is dead but Darren Lynn Bousman lives angers me in ways I can't describe. She only released two albums, and both of them are perfect. Bousman has had multiple opportunities to direct a good saw movie, and can't even put out a 4/10. If he were put into a weird, completely subjective saw trap where he has to direct a SAW movie that's good or else he drowns in money he doesn't deserve, he'd be dead by now. SAW III tells the story of Jeff, who's son died a while back and now he has to go through a trap because he wasn't dealing with his grief in a way that pleased Jigsaw. Jeff has to choose to wither save or kill people who had to do with his son's death. He chooses to save all of them, but two of them die anyway because the audience needs to see blood. While this is happening, there's also a bunch of stuff happening with Jigsaw and his cancer or whatever. This movie is not good, and it never will be. Watch it if you're a fan of the franchise.