If you enjoyed this film, please turn yourself in

Rating: Null/10 (19 December 2005)

Really, if you enjoyed this film, you should call the police and turn yourself in, because you are one sick puppy.
This movie is beyond depraved - it's a new nadir in American film-making. I understand why the producers made this film - they were trying to get rich, and they did. But their children won't be seeing this film anytime soon, and neither should yours. Nor should you, for that matter. It has no redeeming value. If you're deep into gore, just go watch one of the original Living Dead movies. They're actually better films, and less dehumanizing. At least the zombies there are killing for food. Bad acting, bad writing, absurd killing machines, little real action, no real tension, and no cognizable plot. Avoid.