Jigsaw's ultimate torture technique should have been a private screening

Rating: 1/10 (31 May 2006)

this movie, if nothing else, has solidified my belief that you don't need to be a great actor to be in a big Hollywood movie. you can, in fact, be a dismal insult to the craft and get a leading role. the script is tired and the dialogue laughably predictable, which is apparently okay cuz all you need is to rely on safety in shock value to sell tickets... "hey, she fell into a pit of syringe needles! this flick sure is edgy and different!" if anyone is actually reading this, heed my words: if you have the sheer audacity to blow cash on this 'film' you will envy everyone on screen with a gouged eye, fatal burns or gunshot wound to the head because they, unlike you, are not watching Saw II.