Comparing this movie to "Se7en" is like comparing "Leprechaun in Space" to "2001: A Space Odyssey."

Rating: 1/10 (9 November 2004)

This is the worst film I've ever seen in a theater. It lacked plot, acting, and a competent writer. The screenwriter even wrote himself a part, for Christ's sake. The soundtrack was highly inappropriate; "spooky" monster growls while people are walking up stairs and I think I heard whale singing in the background of a few scenes. If I'd been looking for a gore filled slasher flick as the trailers implied, I'd have been just as disappointed because the only times I turned away from the screen was when some of the lead actors were trying to emote. And I'm hoping it was the writers intent for us to feel no sympathy for Cary Elwes character because I was begging the movie gods for him to die minutes after the worst performance of his career started. Throughout most of the film, I felt like I was watching an industrial musical montage that just pushed the movie along, filling space without any key plot points or important dialogue. Walking out of the theater, a friend commented that "Comparing this movie to 'Se7en' is like comparing 'Leprechaun in Space' to '2001: A Space Odyssey.'"