Movies this bad hurt my brain

Rating: Null/10 (5 November 2004)

This movie accomplished something in that I could not predict the plot twists. Of course, when you pick Extra #37 to be the killer - you know, the guy who just happened to be walking by the set one day eating an Eskimo Pie - it makes for a pretty unpredictable movie.
The acting stunk worse than a dirty skunk wearing Shaquille O'Neal's jock strap (okay lame metaphor), but at least they made up for it with a horrible script. But seriously, the script is awful. My great-grandmother could do a better job. And she's dead.
I'm tired, people. I'm tired of horrible movies. The worst part is I know they'll make a sequel. Maybe they'll call it Saw 2: See. Anyway, please stay away from this film. It's too late for me, but you can still save yourself.