The only murder committed is the reputation of good horror movies

Rating: 1/10 (21 June 2005)

Well I think it's safe to say the only scary thing about Saw was how agonisingly bad it was. Words made in this world can't even describe one percent of my deep appreciation that I didn't pay any money to see this travesty of a movie. Saw is a primary example on how to NOT make a horror-film. It is an abomination and a disgrace and people should be warned. The plot is very "been there, done that" and it is annoyingly predictable and boring. It was not scary, not eerie, not funny, and not dramatic, suffice to say, it was a whole lot of nothing. Two hours of watching two men stuck in a bathroom, not as exciting as it soundsAnd how incredibly stupid was the last scene when the "dead" man turned out to be the killer? What the hell was that? That wasn't clever, that was just idiotic.
WARNING! Avoid this movie at all costs. Dangerously poor and may cause side effects like anger, confusion, headache, endless discussions concerning the lousiness of the plot and sleepless nights caused by the fact that you may not be able to stop questioning why this movie was ever made. If seen, immediately contact a friend to get all the anger out, and watch The Godfather. Should be repeated every night for 4 days.