crappy re-hashed seven.

Rating: 1/10 (25 July 2006)

okay... i must not understand what makes a good horror movie... apparently it's not the same thing that makes a good movie of any other kind.
...cause it's not good acting. or a good script. or a well thought-out plot. the killer in this piece of garbage had like no motive whatsoever...
i see the connection to seven, but seven was a real film. i have come to the conclusion that horror films aren't films at all, they're magic shows. you do enough tricks, and viewers will forgive a complete lack of professionalism and an unlikable personality.
i don't think i've ever cared less whether two guys cut their feet off and escaped some bathroom. (why did the bathroom have a scary garage door?) watch seven instead. you'll be glad you did. (the only redeeming quality of this film is that dr. whatisface's daughter totally looks like veruca salt).