Gross & Dumb

Rating: 3/10 (23 March 2005)

I thought it was gross and dumb, but maybe its partly because I like to see the bad guy get it at the end, even if he does come back in a sequel.
Some parts were good. The dungeon master is one scary fella (kind of like a cross between Hannibal Lecter and the voice of God), but I didn't buy the notion that he could be laying there on the floor the whole time with nobody noticing him breathing.
More unbelievable is that Danny Glover(the only human being to successfully off a Predator), with gun in hand, mind you, gets his ass kicked by a skinny white guy -- TWICE! Yeah, like that's gonna happen! And did they really have to show Adam reaching into that pot full of poo? I've heard of potty humor, but a potty thriller? (Pass the toilet paper, please.) Verdict: 3 icepicks out of 10.