Best comedy

Rating: 1/10 (2 February 2008)

I SAW (haha) this movie thinking it would b absolutely awesome... it was in the sense that it was absolutely hilarious. If u went around the world and changed the genre from "thriller" to "comedy" the IMDb rating mite reach 9 stars.
This movie was supposed to be scary. It wasn't. Land of the Dead scared me more and thats saying something. The only scary part was when Adam got kidnapped in his apartment and even then, evry1 saw (i did it again) coming. And now I'm talking about kidnapping... what was up pig the pig lady in the Micael Jackson outfit? It seemed so pointless. I'm still trying to figure out in my head how some old guy with a brain tumor managed to overpower and kidnap anyone. Also the puppet on a tricycle? Sorry mate but scary puppets has already been done. (so has scary pigs if anyone who watches horror movies watches the Muppets as well) Also, wasn't Doctor Gordon just that? A Doctor? How could he not realize that the guy in the middle of the floor wasn't dead? Now I'm talking about faking death... what about Adam's poisoned by the cigarette ploy? Honestly, his life was on the line and all he could pull of was a seizure you'd expect to see performed by Hayden Christiansen.
If this film was judged on how funny it was (which it could've done and it would've been like Shaun of the dead) i would give it an extremely generous 5 out of 10. But its not... now I am forced to give it 1 star because I can't give zeroes.