One of the worst films ever.

Rating: 1/10 (2 November 2004)

There is without a doubt no amount of additional footage that would have made this film any better than the pile of dog excrement that it is.
I felt sorry for Danny Glover. Having his name associated with such an awful film. And Cary needs to revisit acting classes. Badly. His accent was slipping through so much it became seriously distracting. And the over-the-top acting was cringe inducing.
It's movies like these that make me believe I could become a screenwriter. They are so ambitiously horrible. They steal ideas from movies before them and are shot and edited by crack monkeys. No amount of words can equal the disappointment I felt watching this film unravel into a tangle of illogical inconsistencies and horrendous acting. Not a single 'jump scene' even made me blink. No plot twists that surprised me. The audience was laughing heartily at this wretched film. Laughing because that's all they could do. They were trying to make the best of a bad situation.
I couldn't laugh. I just sat there feeling empty, knowing that my hard earned cash is lining the pockets of people hellbent on creating more of this cinematic drivel.
I expected nothing of genius... just something slightly amusing. This film couldn't even do that. It made me want to rush home and watch a GOOD thriller/horror film. To bleach out the memory of this one.