I came, I Saw, I laughed.

Rating: Null/10 (13 November 2004)

Seriously, this movie is funny. I came into the theater and sat scared in my seat, waiting to be freaked out, and unable to sleep for the next few days. But alas, the entire movie was a joke. In fact the previews for movies like The Grudge, and White Noise and other such films were scarier than the movie "Saw" itself. First off, the acting was horrible... The dialogue from start to finish was choppy and terribly acted out. Secondly, the actors seemed to know too much without any reason, and figured out too many clues that normally they would not have. Thirdly, several scenes were much too funny, like when Adam fakes getting poisoned, I just laughed through that entire scene. Also, the bad guys in movies should be somewhat intimidating, not some little doll with a stupid mask that rides a tricycle. I mean, when that thing rides out from the shadow peddling away on it's little kid bike, how can anyone find that anything BUT comical? And also, what was up with that thing that climbed out of the Doctor's car? I expected to see something terrifying, but instead it looked like some guy in a 5 dollar halloween costume. I'm sorry but that's not too scary. This movie has it's share of scary moments, but overall it's just one of those horrible movies that are only funny because you laugh at how crappy it is.
2/10.