The dumbest greenlight since Gigli...

Rating: 1/10 (26 October 2004)

The basic premise of Saw is the it's cool to have epileptic editing and short music video based shots. The movie continuously jumps from one scene to another without a discernible transition. This is a horrible cross between the Blair Witch for it's camera techniques and Scooby Doo for shear stupidity. If I were so afflicted I am sure that this movie would have induced a seizure. The saddest part of this project is that it features genuinely good actors. I love Cary Elwes and Danny Glover but they were either miscast or poorly directed because no amount of talent on screen can save a thundering failure like this. I beg you; don't see this movie, future generations may depend on your being able to think clearly, something this intellectual parasite on celluloid will permanently deprive you of. Please, think of the children.