The Dumbest Thing from Hollywood in Months

Rating: 1/10 (14 November 2004)

FIRST REACTIONS: In the beginning, I wanted to kill myself. By the end, I only wanted to kill someone else. This 'movie' is a truly disturbing story about a truly disturbed man. It was made, ironically enough, by someone truly disturbed. Who else would produce something like this?
The opening scene is just God-awful and it takes its own sweet time to get any better. Midway through the film you begin to feel less sick to your stomach and by the time your 3/4 done you feel less like you're going to yak and more like you could go for a post-flick drink...and then they get 'cha with the ending.
I'm not going to include any spoilers on here, because the movie needs all the help it can get. I will say this though, the last five minutes of this movie are THE DUMBEST I HAVE SEEN SINCE SCOOBY DOO! It is quite possibly the weakest story of the year.
...and that's a wrap.