This movie was WONDERFUL

Rating: 1/10 (30 December 2004)

WORST GOD DAMN MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN. Anyone that thinks this movie, or the "awesome twist" was good should kill themselves. Cary Elwes was a piece of crap. It sounded like he was doing a monologue for a Resident Evil video game. This movie stunk as bad as the "Raw Sewage" scene. Danny Glover's performance was awesome. Almost as good as he was in "How Stella got her Groove Back," and his amazing scenes in Lethal Weapon 4. THIS MOVIE SUCKED. PERIOD. You are a retard if you thought this movie was good. My hamster named Stubbs could've collaborated with my cat Patches and made a better film. At least it would be entertaining. I've found more interesting things in the bottom of my toilet after thanksgiving dinner. This was the directors first film and hopefully he realized it sucked so bad and killed himself so that we don't have to watch anything like it again.