If you like this movie, you should probably SAW off your Head.

Rating: 1/10 (4 November 2004)

Because obviously you have no use for your brain. This movie was flat out atrocious. *SPOILER*
If you had any intelligence whatsoever you could have figured out that the guy in the hospital bed was the guy in the bathroom. If you couldn't figure that out, please don't walk and chew gum at the same time, because you might hurt someone or yourself. That premise has been played out a thousand times and at no point in time did I say wow I did not see that coming or wow how creative.*End of SPOILER* Although the whole movie was a SPOILER, it spoiled my dinner to think that I just wasted 9 dollars of my hard-earned money. I would have rather have taken that 9 dollars and bought a bear trap, built a contraption around my Melon and pulled the trigger, than have to watch another 10 minutes of this filth.
I have to admit that the contraptions used to kill people and the dark scenes were pretty good (Although Thrash Metal and the Puppet thing were more annoying then scary. I found myself thinking, why is a Joan Rivers Doll trying to be spooky) but that is standard for a horror movie, and I use this term loosely as half the theater was laughing throughout. The other half-loved it, (I can't see why until I saw them strap on their court ordered helmets to exit the theater) but those people are still trying to figure out how to shove a circle in the square hole. Yes...for those wondering they probably did ride the mini-bus to school. The acting, what can I say about the acting...this movie made me feel like Keanu Reeves deserved an Oscar for his role in Point Break. Yeah it was that bad. I will be back for you, would I lie to you. Why yes DOC if I were you, I wouldn't come back...well maybe to hit the all you can eat Kraft Services table. If I was the Screen Actors Guild I would kick Carey in the junk and then take away his membership. Absolutely pathetic! I just don't get how anyone thought this was a good movie. They are probably the same people that think you would be able to walk after you partner shouting stupid babble after getting your throat slashed open. Danny Glover, please, your life can't be this bad! Can't you make Lethal Weapon 8 or Angel In the Outfield 6 or something? Don't resort to making hideous movies like this, or I will not be able to watch any movie that you made that was decent again. I want my money back and the two hours I wasted. Absolutely one of the worst movies, myself and the other people I saw it with have ever seen. I give this movie a 10 kicks in the Junk out of 10. TERRIBLE!!!!!