Lovers of this movie should hate themselves deeply

Rating: Null/10 (9 December 2004)

Listen, I don't mean to be a douche bag but how can you honestly say this movie was good? Any of you? Let alone compare it to the horrific glory that is Se7en. The co-writer who played Adam was an awful actor and, when teamed with the director, a pretty shitty writer too. This movie had the year's worth of cliché lines in a single minute of footage as Danny Glover "the obsessed cop" stumbles around trying to find this deranged serial killer isn't really developed at all. In fact none of these characters were developed and their acting was terrible. Not a single thing about their lines made any sense (example: Elwes' wife begins a scene by asking him how he can "just walk through life without being happy" and she does so for no real reason except to be confrontational and dramatic.) I laughed. Hard. And now I laugh equally hard at all you dumbshits who liked this movie. It's upsetting to think real good film-making is so lost on so many people.
Peace out.