Waste of Film

Rating: 2/10 (8 June 2005)

What a bore. Stupid plot, bad directing, two homophobes bantering back and forth for almost two hours. Doesn't take much to please you, does it kids? The Aussie was right... this trash should have been kept in Australia. The trailer was all about a severed limb, and what an anti-climactic stunt. If you cut your foot off at the ankle, you would quickly bleed to death. Elwes is a better actor than this... and the little putz on the other side of the urinal is a horrible actor! Does anybody really care about these characters? Has Danny Glover sunk so low after "Lethal Weapon?" Please tell me they're not going to waste more film on a sequel..? Oh, let me guess... 90 more minutes of small talk and then Elwes chops his other ankle off?