Kind of Stupid!

Rating: 4/10 (19 October 2006)

Saw (Zero Stars)
Get your barf bags out and get ready to hurl, because Saw makes you vomit until the last scene of this movie. How gross is this movie? Pretty gross! How relevant is this movie? It isn't! Should I watch this movie? Only if you are a sadistic person who likes to see people getting tortured for no apparent reason and not just because they don't appreciate their live. It's a stupid premise that only gets dumber as it goes.
Two men are chained up with a dead person in between them. Yes, if you are thinking what I am thinking, you are correct. The two unfortunate morons who are chained up are Dr. Lawrence Gordon play be Cary Elwes and Adam who is played be Leigh Whannell, who also helmed the screenplay. Gordon is apparently there because he cheated on his wife and Adam is a sleaze photographer, saying that, you can pretty much figure out why he is there. Danny Glover makes a surprise appearance as Detective David Tapp who is obsessed with the Jigsaw Killer. Why? Your guess is just as good as mine. To make things more complicated, Gordon's wife and daughter get involved. Why? Whannell got bored!
Saw is nothing but a snuff film disguised as a horror film that got away with an R rating! If you can tell the difference between a snuff film and a horror film, then there is no doubt in my mind that you'll view this movie as a snuff film too.