Save me

Rating: 1/10 (8 July 2014)

I wish someone had saved me from this film. It was like watching paint dry, except with very little oxygen in the room dying painfully. This film was supposedly a classic, but it felt more old fashioned than record players on a Star wars spaceship.
I went to see this film because it was supposedly a classic and a film as my friends said I "must watch". Well, now I must go and wash myself clean and go find a breathing apparatus or I may pass out from the sheer terribleness of this film.
The worst parts of the film were the action scenes and the dialogue. I think Michael Bay or George Lucas would have turned their noses up at it.