Instead of sitting through this ridiculous movie, I wish I had washed the dishes.

Rating: 1/10 (26 October 2007)

To borrow from one of the more absurd lines in the movie, 'maybe getting the dishes out of the way would be the one decent thing we managed to pull out of this whole god-awful mess.' I'd have expected the producer of 'Schindler's List' to know better than to allow the actual line I reference to remain in a story about WWII.
By the way, having failed to have the good sense at the first one, I certainly should have walked out at the second portrayal of a soldier on death's door crying out loud for his mother as battle raged around him.
"Best war movie" indeed. In my opinion, even if 'Saving Private Ryan' hadn't been irritatingly implausible, it still would have been plain silly.