war is scary

Rating: Null/10 (25 June 2001)

If ever a movie needed a ghost this one was it. Just a bunch of guys running around Europe fighting the Koreans and fixing an endless amount of boats at every river they crossed was not enough to sustain a feature-length film. If there had been a subplot where maybe they had to chase a ghost into Ireland who then showed them some magical charm that turned them all into geniuses it might have won Best Picture.