Subtle Zionist

Rating: 2/10 (27 January 2017)

This is literally the worst movie I have ever seen and I hate myself for seeing it. The four soldier leads are all just empty shells each with one dominant characteristic - we have the alpha one, the quiet one who tries to fit into a war dominated environment (and fails), the stereotypical beta character and the obvious soon-to-be-dead. The only female actor that has more than five minutes of screen time is a man and he is closeted, whose character doesn't seem to have two brain cells to rub together, and therefore correctly represents (in the eyes of those sad individuals who stand behind this piece of s**t of a movie)the entire male population. Ironically, he still manages to kill every German he meets because he's non-nazi. This movie is just bad and I would tell you to avoid it like the plague, but if you're anything like I am, all these bad reviews are probably just making you want to see it even more. Do so at your own peril.