Bigoted and boring

Rating: 2/10 (5 November 2016)

There's an old idea, that people use profanity and sex to make up for a lack of talent. Seth Rogan must be one of the most untalented people ever to participate in the Hollywood greed machine, because that's all this film is.
The plot is so juvenile, that it can be summed up in a sentence. Food thinks humans are Gods and then realize humans eat food. Yep, that's it. Food is represented by stereotypes, for example a bagel is Jewish, whites are crackers etc. Yeah, nothing racist about that. I'm sure some self aggrandizing Hollywood type that made too much money with too little talent, thought this was clever. It's not.
This is literally one of the worst films I've ever seen. Seth Rogan and the rest of the people responsible for this film must have been high when they came up with the plot and dialog because viewers would have to be stoned out of their minds to be able to summon a single small inside smile throughout this whole debacle.
This film really feels like it was made by someone with the intellect of a six year old. Perhaps the six year olds that are making fart sounds with their armpits might smile once or twice, unfortunately, due to the pointless orgy at the end, the unimaginative sexual innuendo and the gratuitous language the children that might muster a smile, won't be able to watch it.
For adults, it's like watching that kid make fart sounds with his armpits. You just roll your eyes at how simple and immature it is and go about your life. If any critics actually gave this disaster a passing grade, take note. You know who to ignore for the rest of your life.
Aside from having zero plot, being extremely boring and trying to make up for these faults with swear words and sex, this film is just another propaganda piece by Hollywood. The anti-religious bigotry is blatant. Perhaps if someone is a close minded atheist that proclaims there positively is no God...perhaps if they spend their sad life spreading the gospel of their faith in some eternal, magical, mystery matter that one day just created the universe for no reason, perhaps that guy might pretend to like it. This seems to be the breed of person that might see this and give it a good rating. I doubt even that kind of douche bag would find it funny. But if they're like that pathetic guy we all know that dedicates their existence to bashing other people constantly on Facebook for thinking there might be more to all this than we understand, they probably wouldn't care how horrible this cartoon is. From what I've seen of such people, they'd probably be happy giving their money to a bigot just like them...only a lot richer.
As an agnostic and someone who is over the age of seven, I can't honestly find any redeeming value in this film. As a country we once set standards for ourselves. It's clear to see that those in power are ripping those standards down and we can see the division, corruption and insanity growing on a daily basis as they take us down the sewer with them. The makers of this fecal matter seem to think that food having an orgy, making every other word the f-bomb and sexual innuendo is clever and groundbreaking. It's not. Anyone since the beginning of film could have made this type of film, it's just that they had the talent and character not to.
The only reason I gave this film even two stars, was because the poor animators that were unlucky enough to be involved in this project, put out a perfectly status quo product. The animators are probably the only people associated with this crap fest that actually displayed any talent. Keep in mind, the animation was in no way spectacular or groundbreaking, but it was average and anything average about this movie, is without a doubt, it's highlight.
The highlight of this movie for me was eating the $6 mini bag of Twizzlers I got pocket raped for. Some people say, "wait till it comes out on video". I'm not saying that. I'm saying don't see it. It's a complete waste of time. You only have so many hours in your life. Don't waste two hours on this. Do something more productive like watching "The Infiltrator", cleaning the top of your cabinets, flossing your teeth, talking to your cat, or cutting your grass with scissors. Pretty much any activity is time better spent.