Oh no, it's much, much worse than you thought.

Rating: 1/10 (13 August 2016)

The primary villain is a douche. . . Like, a literal, anthropomorphic vaginal irrigation tool.
Do you seriously need to know more?! Okay, here goes:
The movie's "plot" (and I am using that term very loosely) is supposed to be a parody of religion. Unfortunately, that religion angle is hammered down as hard as Norm of the North's environmental message. Translation: You're going to be yelling at the screen to STFU five minutes in.
The "climax" of this plot is when the grocery items fight back and KILL the human customers using darts laced with bath salts. . . So now our movie that thinks it is being so deep and clever about the dangers of religion is pro-chemical warfare. Bravo, movie! Bravo!
Think it can't get any worse? Wrong. After celebrating their victory with an orgy (yes, really), they are informed that they are merely cartoon characters being manipulated by animators and voiced by celebrities.
Attention movie: Unless you're the Looney Tunes or Deadpool, breaking the fourth wall never leads anywhere good.
So the plot is an utter embarrassment, but this is clearly a check-your-brain-at-the-door comedy, I hear you saying. Well, this movie's "humor" comes in three varieties:
#1: Stupid ham-fisted pokes at religion.
#2: Things that have no purpose except to be vulgar and disgusting (because they think "vulgar" and "disgusting" are synonyms for "funny", not things that often go hand in hand with comedy).
#3: Food torture porn.
The first two, you can easily make yourself, by yourself. And the third can be found by watching The Annoying Orange on Youtube.
This is not a movie. This is Rogan, Goldberg, and their many a-hole friends thumbing their noses at everyone else out there who has ever had an idea for a movie. This is the Movie 43 of animation. IT IS THAT BAD.
Do not let them get away with this. Do not watch this movie. Animation deserves to be recognized as a medium instead of a genre, but movies like this do not do the medium any favors. Do not give these bastards your money -- give them the finger right back at them.