This Movie is a Bucket of Crud, with more crud sprinkled on it

Rating: 2/10 (13 August 2016)

Jeez Louise this movie stunk like rotten eggs. and I wish I had eaten some rotten eggs, to potentially end my life so I wouldn't have to sit through this garbage. It stars Seth Rogen, I loved him on Fear Factor actually, but here he just talks like he is a ghetto gangster guy. And he's a damn sausage. The heck is up with that? Basic story is, a couple of snacks get angry when they realized we eat them, and want some revenge. It's actually pretty boring, I didn't like the scene where Frank sexually assaulted the California Raisins, it's like a ten minute scene. Seth Rogen yells while the mildly racist raisins were horrified and one died. This movie is totally screwed up, there's a part where the Bun Lady slices off a human man's member and puts it in the bun for a gag. I didn't appreciate all the racism in the movie, I disliked how it made the foods racist. it was pretty racist.
But I liked the one scene where the characters watch The Simpson's parody of Toy Story with food products from over 10 years ago, and send the idea to Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg to write it into their next movie, as Rogen ran out of reefer and needed a fresh idea. I also loved Judd Apatow's cameo as Bill the Banana, who habitually yanks his chain to posters of Mr. T. Also meatloaf had a funny role, as MEATLOAF ha ha so funny. his name is food and they got him for a classic cameo. but this movie is turd on a bird.