Yet again Sony MegaCorp savages America, targeting Red State Religion . . .

Rating: 7/10 (25 August 2016)

. . . so viciously that it makes THE BOOK OF MORMON look like a Church Membership recruiting diorama at the Temple Square Visitor Center in Salt Lake City. SAUSAGE PARTY opens with a Fundamentalist Christian Hymn Parody, immediately followed by a jar of "Bickle's Honey Mustard" returning from Heaven as a Whistleblower against ALL Evangelical Beliefs. As anyone who's bought a Billy Graham VHS tape for a dime at an Estate Sale knows, this 1900s King of Conversions harped about the "Faith of a Mustard Seed" during all of his sermons. No Rational Free Thinker can dismiss Sony's mustard gambit as a coincidence: SAUSAGE PARTY is carefully crafted for converting all the Holy Roller Rink kids able to Sneak a Peak into Rudderless Progressive Unbelievers who'll no longer care who's using what bathroom! As the official propaganda arm of the Japanese Government, Sony's Job #1 is to destroy American Institutions in revenge for us beating their pants off in World War Two. Our Occupation Army outlawed their Religion, which worshiped a Losing Emperor\God. But who's getting the "last laugh" now?