Preeeeetty Bad

Rating: 2/10 (4 December 2016)

Imagine you go to the beach and take a dip. It is hot, and the water is cool and refreshing. Suddenly an immense rogue wave comes out of nowhere and smacks you in the face. Hard, instant concussion. You're disoriented and confused, neck is aching. You're trying to remember if Stalin was that one bad guy or that one pizza guy. You pull your broken body out of the water and onto the shore and try to stay awake. Suddenly someone runs up with a generator, TV, portable DVD player, and a copy of sausage party. Your day just got a whole lot worse. You decide to give into the sweet seductress of sleep, because the very real threat of death or serious complication is better than sitting through the hour and thirty minute crap fest that is Sausage Party. I gave it two stars for the mildly amusing food puns, and the Saving Private Ryan scene.
tldr; Honestly thought I would enjoy the crude humor, ended up getting anti-religious satire shoved down my throat.