This is Absolutely Horrible

Rating: 1/10 (21 August 2016)

I wanted to like this movie, but I was horribly disappointed. There was nothing remotely funny about this movie. The "comedy" in this is purely profanity and terrible attempts at innuendos. This seems like it was written by a bunch of 5th and 6th graders who just learned what sex is.
Also, a plot, an actual plot would have been useful. The "plot" this movie has is more of a plot device to allow more uses of profanities and sex jokes.
Then there's the problem with the suspension of disbelief, which just is down right impossible in this movie. Food items can move and exist in the real world, but their movements are completely imperceptible to the people unless the people are high on bath salts? Then, suddenly, food can maim and/or kill them? How does that even work? Shouldn't the food have been able to do that either way? As for the food itself, some items are individually sentient (like the buns, hot dogs, and baby carrots), others are sentient as the collective (a bag of chips), and others are sentient in both stages (the Mentos and possibly pizza). Why does a bag of chips die but only individual carrots do? Also, at what point does the food become sentient? And how can items be pre-packaged, yet have no understanding of what happens to them in the outside world? Moreover, how exactly do they ignore what's going on in the deli or bakery? Do they ignore people "taste testing" grapes as well? I just don't understand how they can live in this "utopian society" where "everything is perfect on the outside" if they live in a place where they can witness their kind being destroyed.
Beyond the suspension of disbelief, we come to the problem of sex. If you took sex out of this movie, you'd have a bunch of characters swearing and some "war zone" scenes. Everything else in this movie is about sex. I mean, the douche rapes 2 different characters, there's an all out orgy at the end, and every interaction at least hints at sex/rape/the "archaic beliefs surrounding purity."