Why is this thing getting favorable reviews?

Rating: 1/10 (13 August 2016)

I guess that if you're happy hearing the word 'fuck' being repeated ad nauseum, have no idea what subtlety is or care for it when in the service of making an allegory or can watch and actually laugh at a ninety minute single note joke that would be a ten second, throwaway, Airplane (Flying High) or Naked Gun gag then Sausage Party is for you!
My girlfriend and I were anticipating a great night out at the movies with what was purported to be one of the funniest movies of the year and a landmark in animated films, period. What we got was bored. There were no jokes that you didn't have to have a wasted mental capacity to enjoy.
Then there was a heavy handed subtext about religious freedoms that even the movie itself ignored.
Don't get me started on the dick jokes. Christ, it was painful. The constant crass humor had no nuance or measure to it, it just kept coming and none of it was funny. It came to a horrific climax towards the end which just left me wondering if it was part of a joke I just wasn't in on. Then again, apart from our nearest neighbour to the north, no one else got it either. The audience started off excited and was led in nervously laughing at the abominable, grotesquery the heaved and lurched and vomited vile streams from it's noise hole but after a short while they fell silent and just stared as I did.
If you must see this film, make sure to get yourself a lobotomy or at least take an interpreter, say the fat idiot who sat behind us and literally NARRATED the whole movie to his moron friends. He told us, by proxy, that his favorite parts were the fact that Tequila featured in the movie and so did the liquor aisle. Riveting and very telling, thanks half-wit.