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Rating: 4/10 (9 November 2016)

Sausage Party
The number one guest you don't want to invite to a sausage party is a starving dog.
In fact, the sustenance in this adult-animated feature should avoid inviting carnivores altogether.
A horny sausage, Frank (Seth Rogen), wants to insert himself into his hotdog bun girlfriend Brenda (Kristen Wiig), but cannot do so until both reach the Great Beyond. But a returned jar of Honey Mustard (Danny McBride) proclaims the other side to be a falsehood.
To confirm this claim, Frank seeks out a sage bottle of spirits (Bill Hader), while a damaged Douche (Nick Kroll) and a sapphic taco (Salma Hayek) threaten his and Brenda's happiness.
With an R-Rating and an enviable voice cast, this 3-D disappointment doesn't live up to either asset. The jokes are flat, the characters are grating and the animation is sloppy.
Besides, if wieners could talk they would sound more like mashed up pig rectums.
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