I Ain't A Prude But....

Rating: 5/10 (7 January 2017)

I watched Sausage Party last night from Redbox for a dollar, it was buy one movie, get the second one for half off so that's how I got to watch this film at a discount price which is the best way to view it.
Anyway I gave this film a 5 out of 10 mainly because I "liked" the idea of the film. We've grown up on Toys coming to like aka Toy Story, Fish coming to life to save their son aka Finding Nemo or even a car coming to life to save his best friend aka Cars 2 but this film is NOT for kids let's just get that out of the open right now. Of course it's not it's about food that have sex, do drugs, make fart, dick and vag jokes the whole film. Oh yeah you read that right a sausage making a dick joke, okay I get it but do we need a 90 minute about a sausage trying to get inside his friend who just happens to be a bun. Okay theirs a sentence I didn't think I'd ever write in my lifetime.
Now I ain't a prude but what was this film? Food coming to life to take on the humans so they don't get eaten. Okay I get that but food was here to be eaten to live. Oh and don't think you can get by being a vegetation in this film, oh no, even the veggies and fruit come to life to take on the humans from being eaten. Oh that's not all, you think you'll get by on a bag of chips or a cup of soda to fend off hunger, nope those come to life as well. So basically humans would starve unless they eat each other or animals like cats or dogs but let's not go there that's another tale for another time. Oh and by the way you'll go thirsty as well if you wanted to take a drink from your water-bottle because guess what that's alive as well! I can understand the food coming to life to take down the human race BUT water how is water alive I ask you? Don't get me started on some of the scenes in this film. Ugh I can't even talk about it which giving anything away but trust me it's NOT a kids film. Let's just say a sausage gets it in the back and up the middle, okay that for anyway you want. But if you've seen the film then you know what I mean. That scene made my 12 year old nephew who watched it with me say "Okay no, that's a bit much." Now if you can make a 12 year old say that then yeah the film is not good. Oh and don't get up on me for watching a movie like this with a 12 year old, okay he's 12 so don't get up in my Kool-Aid for letting him watch it.
Should you watch this film? Well if you can get it at a discount for half off at Redbox like I did, then yes I say go for it. I would say wait for TV to play it, but yeah right like TV would play this film and if they did it would be edited like crazy so why bother. So if you don't want to spend money you could wait for HBO or Cinemax to play it.