Easily one of the worst films of the decade

Rating: 1/10 (24 October 2013)

I notice all the "real" critics pander to this movie like they're going to step on "Queen" Jolie's awkward toes if they don't. This movie is a major stink-bomb, with an appropriately proportioned fart cloud, and about as much plausibility as finger-painting in doo-doo can produce. It is the most ludicrous tripe I have seen in ages! At one point I began laughing at it, which was its only saving grace. I can think of better ways to waste two improbable "action" movie hours than watching some skinny broad do ridiculously impossible stunts. The critics all say they think this is a good movie, as I said, probably to pander to the powers that be. The critique by Roger Ebert was the funniest, with all due respect to the deceased. He probably had a crush on Angelina Jolie. I, for one, do not.