Like pouring salt into an open wound...

Rating: 3/10 (31 January 2011)

What a painful, horrible movie. No plot. No logic. No real suspense. Predictable. Mind numbing. And unlike other movies of this ilk that try to focus on the sheer beauty of the leading lady (and I use that term very loosely), Angelina Jolie just really didn't look that great to be able to cover all the plot holes and ridiculous, intelligence-insulting escape sequences. Heck...Kristanna Loken was more human-looking and appealing in T-3 than AJ was in Salt. (Is there anything LESS sexy than watching 90 minutes of a movie thinking: "Lord...that is one ugly wig"?) This movie lost its way more than Stevie Wonder trying to navigate his way by himself through a Mardi Gras crowd at midnight.