Well, crap.

Rating: 5/10 (30 March 2020)

Unfortunately, I actually paid money to watch this tripe, and then actually wasted an hour and 39 minutes of my life watching it. Ordinarily, I think I'm better than most people at suspending disbelief when watching unrealistic movies, but the level of disbelief that's required to buy into this epic boondoggle defies logical description. It's sad, really, because the production value, the acting, and the action scenes are all very good, and for the first 50 minutes everything works together perfectly well. Then they had to Z off into utter cuckoo bananas land for pretty much the entire rest of the movie. Five out of 10 for the entertainment value of watching a movie that they spent this much money making that is so unutterably stupid.