They have a name for movies like this one, it rhymes with bucking piece of chit

Rating: 2/10 (30 July 2015)

Man, so forgettable. I've read two reviews of it so far, neither helped. I mean, I saw it in the theater, but like no image or bit of dialog stuck with me. Salt contains no memorable character, there is no sequence in the movie that in any way leaves an impression. 2010, y'know, they had fancy effects in place by then, I don't f*cking know. It's just, Salt, y'know, snore, and like millions of f*cking dollars were spent to make this movie, and it's a dud. Around whose neck should this albatross be hung? Man, what a way to waste cash. Dump tens of millions of dollars into an uninspired action vehicle for Angelina Jolie, y'know, f*ck it, who cares. I wonder if her activism is a form of penance for making movies like Salt.