Should come with Smelling Salts

Rating: 1/10 (5 December 2010)

Sit down on your sofa with a bowl full of fresh popcorn and stare at a pile of dog turd for 100 minutes. Congratulations, you've just watched Angelina Jolies latest action flick 'Salt' while feeling just as nauseous, and my advice has saved you the cost of renting or purchasing this cinematic excrement.
Believe me, you've seen it all before anyway. In a nutshell; Bad evil Russians, good world saving Americans, contrived plot twists, and the PC enforced girl power female who despite being almost unhealthily thin, manages to toss bulked up men around in all directions. To then follow any semblance of a plot is like trying to follow a Shakespeare play while the actors are wearing Donald Duck costumes.
Ridiculously bad.