The Hottest Indestructible Chick Flic Ever : Salt ?

Rating: 5/10 (5 October 2010)

I doubt my review contains any spoilers . What is Salt ? Who is Salt ? Who cares ? I heard a lot about this movie before and after it opened at my local theater . I knew this was was going to be another " Russia vs American, Let's start WW3 action thriller " before I bought my ticket . I thought Salt meant S.A.L.T. Strategic Arms Limitation Talks ( something I once read or heard somewhere ), but no, it meant Evelyn Salt , the sexiest C.I.A./ K.G.B. agent that ever held a Glock ! How did she get such a bland name anyway ? Why couldn't they call her something spicier like Cayenne Salsa or Jalapeno Chile ? Maybe the name Salt suppose to raise your blood pressure ? Anyway, move over James Bond , this chick can do anything you can do and more ! Like going from stunning blonde to ravenous brunette in the blink of an eye . She climbs, she jumps, she leaps, she fights, she shoots, she drives, she flies, she escapes, she gets captured, and she blows stuff up , is anyone surprised ? Is she the heroine or the villain ? To be honest with you, by the time this silly movie was over I really didn't care . Machine guns blazing, bombs bursting, cars crashing, people chasing . Same old stuff just re-packaged in a sexy body and beautiful face . Angelina Jolie fans will love this movie as will most action-movie junkies will . For me it was just another noisy C.G.I. action flick with a plot that was only so-so . By the time I exited the theater I had forgotten most of what I had just seen . The only thing I remember saying to myself was " I wish they would make an action movie without machine guns . What ever happened to the trusty old revolver ? " I must say Angelina was really Hot and that's why I gave this movie a generous 5 ......... P.W.H.