An as'SALT' to my sensibilities

Rating: 3/10 (23 February 2011)

This film was totally unsavoury, in my opinion.
If I can't believe anything about it, and I mean, not one thing, no matter how hard I try, what's the point? Where's the 'enter'-tainment, if I can't enter into this entirely nonsensical plot?
Is she or isn't she a Russian spy? Who cares? She should be dead or disabled after her first relative-speed defying jump onto a full-throttle lorry, much less her third...so, what else can't she do in reality?
And who's convoluted web-plot idea was it for her to marry an arachnologist, just so she can temporarily use spider venom to paralyse the Russian President? It's just lame.
Plus, if anyone has seen Alias, they practically stole every scene setting from there about Russian children being brainwashed to become American sleeper spies.
My husband badly wanted to see this film, (don't know why, maybe he thinks Angelina is a 'hot chick'? Well, I don't - don't even think she can act...miaow!), anyway, he fell asleep way before the end, so even hot chicks ain't enough if the movie is just lame.
And yeah, Salt 2 is on the table for another season, but not on my dinner! Won't be able to stomach it.