John Woo would roll in his grave if he were dead

Rating: 1/10 (8 April 2005)

I thought I went to see a war movie. Instead, I accompanied a group of no-talent ass clowns for two ridiculously long hours. Mission Impossible 2 may not have had much of a story line, but when I go to see a war movie, I don't want relationship, I just want bang, bang, and more bang. There was no bang!!!!111 I could have displayed more gore with hot sauce packets from Taco Bell. What was the budget for this thing? Did the producer get together with these tards, say he'd buy them lunch for the week it would take to shoot the movie, shake hands, and call it a day? I THINK SO! In conclusion, don't waste your time. The only thing it's good for is... never mind, there's no redeeming value. I think getting drunk in church off the communion wine would be more entertaining.
One star.