Horror movie? No wonder I found it in the drama section of Blockbuster.

Rating: 1/10 (29 June 2006)

I was all excited for a 'scary' movie. A scary movie called Rosemary's Baby. I guess the trouble started when I went to Blockbuster and found the movie in the drama section. (Never mind that, I think they should make a new section called 'The Worst Movies No One Should Ever See' and put this hunk of junk in it). Anyway, so I'm sitting down watching this movie, and for the first hour, I fell asleep five times. The total lack of acting skills, music enhancement, and basic movie production was nowhere to be seen. Typical of high-school film endeavors, I feel that this film is comparable to a reenactment of the book "Summer of My German Soldier".
A horror movie usually consists of intense moments, frightful surprises and some sort of antagonist, however in this movie, the closest thing was some hallucinogenic sequence of a poorly acted rape. I think Bring It On had more horror merit than this movie, for at least Bring It On had some sort of dignified conflict.
The overall lack of integrity in the movie made it a very rough two hours to sit through, and for what? Rosemary didn't even spill her tea on the baby. So if you want to waste an afternoon and five bucks, Rosemary's Baby is for you... or you could just sit at home and cut your toe nails, because that'll give you more of a fright anyway.