devil baby demon seed movie

Rating: 7/10 (23 August 2016)

I done been hearing about this devil baby demon seed movie since I was a young-UN. Heck I was afraid to watch it till now, but I tell ya all this thing wasn't no more scarier than a night in the outhouse in August after eating a mess of grandma's greasy taters, if you know what I mean. I tell you I know it was writ back before all the fancy pants special effects & what not, but come on. We never even got to see the dang old baby. I can't figure that out I mean it's a movie about a devil demon baby monster thing & we never get to see the devil demon baby monster thing. I want to see the devil demon baby monster thing! Even if it's just some kind of mutated claw, like in Alien where something sticks out a dripping with gooey oozy smoochy stuff all eating through the floor like some kind of creepy extraterrestrial acid blood stuff. That would be super cool & stuff, but no. All we got was old acting from old people doing an old movie, it was all just too, well, OLD. It was a pretty good story & stuff, so I guess that's not too bad.
That's about it.