10 reasons to poke yourself in the eye with a stick

Rating: 2/10 (15 January 2007)

Here are 10 reasons why it would be better to poke yourself in the eye with a stick rather than watch Baz "I make sh*t for the eyes" Luhrmann's travesty "Romeo and Juliet"
1) It is less painful
2) You will feel better about yourself afterward
3) It takes less time
4) You will be more cultured
5) You will lose less brain cells
6) You will still have one eye to see some real Shakespeare
7) Your friends wont laugh at you as much
8) You will have a nice pointy stick to beat the crap out of Baz Luhrmann the next time you see the little moron
9) You will have a nice pointy stick to poke yourself in the other eye instead of watching Baz Luhrmann's next piece of crap
10)You could poke out Baz Luhrmann's eyes instead and save the world from all his MTV tripe and be a HERO!