Rogue One - Hour Too Long. Obsessed With The Minutia

Rating: 4/10 (18 March 2017)

Man! This was hard going.
As far as I can tell, Disney has taken the Star Wars story way too seriously & instead of Saturday matinée swashbuckling flow & fun, we are given almost historical biopics. The 2 Disney Star Wars films I've seen so far are way too forced & obsessed with the minutia of, what is, a kid's fairy tale.
Here is the final sentence of the previous paragraph.
"The 2 Disney Star Wars films I've seen so far are way too forced & obsessed with the minutia of, what is, a kid's fairy tale."

This is at the cost of creativity/flair. These new Star Wars stories are devoid of original entertainment & obsessed with piecing together minute detail in a weird sort of self-aware politically correct constraint.

Final thought: What the f**k has Kung-Fu got to do with Star Wars?
Lets wring that money towel out. Twist harder!