The Vidiot Reviews...

Rating: 8/10 (2 April 2017)

Rogue One
The real reason Darth Vader wears a mask is because of a tanning bed accident.
Luckily, the UV-rays in this sci-fi movie are emitted from actual suns.
When the Alliance learns the location of Death Star blueprints that could turn the tide in the resistance, they have an ex-con (Felicity Jones) and her rag-tag rebels (Diego Luna, Donnie Yen, Alan Tudyk) infiltrate the Empire's tropical base and steal them.
Meanwhile, the project-lead (Ben Mendelsohn), Lord Vader (James Earl Jones) and Grand Moff Tarkin (Peter Cushing) each vie for credit and control of the colossal mobile laser.
With imposing villains, unscrupulous heroes and a straightforward story that enters some pretty dark territory, this stand-alone prequel to a New Hope is not only funnier than any previous Star Wars movie, but also the most captivating installment since the original trilogy.
Unfortunately, however, this white sandy beach episode doesn't feature any bikini-clad Wookies.
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