Just One Long Video Game Cutscene Posing as a Star Wars "Film"

Rating: 3/10 (24 December 2019)

I put film in quotations because this is not a film (nor was it even shot on film) but instead a very expensive and glorified fan boy..... I guess I can call it video?
Where do I begin?
Well the acting is awful (except for the robot, ironically). The action scenes are so uninspired that I actually fell asleep during one of them. Rogue One has zero inspiration and the lead character's personality is about as wooden and stiff as a bird house in the middle of winter. The film is off fan boy nostalgia with showing Darth Vader in between the prequels and original movies. However, James Earl Jones voice sounds tired and bored, just like I was when watching this. So this kind of digital cinema fodder is what we can expect from Disney for the next infinite amount of years?.
Bottom line, Rogue One is an uninspired, uninnovative fan boy cash grab for the Disney Mega-Corporation. Stick to the Skywalker sagas, those films at least still have the "feel" of Star Wars and avoid this "film" like a dirty toilet seat at a Truck Stop. Rogue One simply adds nothing to the franchise.