KYLE KATARN MUCH??? JAN ORS MUCH??? LEGO DESIGNS MUCH?? *one heavy spoiler*

Rating: 2/10 (14 April 2018)

So if you're going to make a movie about popular video game characters and change their names, you should realize that people will notice. But as with everything in life, most people won't notice because they don't understand what they're watching. Lot's of things in this movie were cool conceptually and lots were not. The story was just like a video game in that the characters ran from objective to objective pulling switches. A shameful rendering of Peter Cushing fooled many, but not me. Pitiful word play for the names and planets. A bloated Darth Vader helmet with red eyes was surprising as well. In episode IV his eyes had a "red tint" but were not red. NOW, thats not to say that Darth didn't have a replacement helmet at some point with fully red eyes but why so bloated in the neck. Also why did he carry himself like a teenage girl when he walked across the bridge of the Star Destroyer?? Go back and watch Darth take girly steps. Even in the slaughter scene he was a bit effeminate. Just sayin, no offense to the effeminate among us. Watch the originals and Darth's helmet changes gradually in each film until the perfect rendition we are treated to in 'Return of the Jedi'. Forrest Whittaker is so bad it's flabbergasting, but then again when was he ever good? "Im one with the force the force is with me" was the signal that Disney no longer cared about Star Wars and clearly had no idea what these films are about. There's no arguing about that... They see Darth Vader as a one liner character like the terminator. I love James Earl Jones, but he sounds like he's 175 years old now and it was super sad. BUT, it was cool that they understood that all these Mofos were gonna die by the end , and they did, which was legit AF. I could keep going but I wont because it was a MASTER PIECE compared to.........'The Last Jedi' (barf barf barf barf barf barf barf and barf) ALSO the battle droid they stole from KOTOR was BY FAR the best character in the movie.