Couldn't Care Less

Rating: Null/10 (18 December 2016)

Why did we need the story of how the Rebels got the plans to the Death Star? The important thing is what the original Star Wars showed us, which was how the plans were used.
Seeing more Darth Vader was really the only thing I cared about. Vader was awesome. Which isn't surprising, it's Darth freaking Vader.
What are they going to give us next? How Han got the Milennium Falcon? Or better yet, an entire movie dedicated to the Storm Troopers who burned Uncle Ben and Aunt Beru? Better yet, better yet. How about a movie about a janitor who cleans the Death Star and he watches as Luke fires the torpedoes and just before blowing up he breaks the fourth wall and says, "Gee whiz, and I was going to retire tomorrow too!"
Movie is only getting critical and commercial praise because of the Star Wars name. Take Star Wars characters like Vader, Tarkin, and Leia out of it and call it something else and no one would have liked it. It'd just be another generic futuristic action movie.