Rogue One: A Star Wars FAIL

Rating: 5/10 (28 December 2016)

When you can't care less about character's deaths and their interactions because they're developed without any sense. When the robot who's supposed to be funny isn't funnier than Jar Jar Binks. When the story does not have neither head nor tail because the script is a stream of explosions ans shots without any coherence. When acting is so lame that you think that Johnny Depp's Jack Sparrow overacting wasn't that bad. When CGI to recreate iconic characters is worse than the one in Final Fantasy: the spirits within, movie from 2001. When direction level is the same as the one you can experience in the video game cut-scenes from Jedi Knight. When "wannabe John Williams" music isn't enough. When the warfare tries to look like Full Metal Jacket and it stalls at Call of Duty. When Attack of the clones feels better.
It is when all these things happen that you realize that Disney has killed Star Wars.