Manged 20 Minutes Then Gave Up

Rating: 1/10 (4 June 2017)

I've never seen a Star Wars movie before, so I readily admit I'm not the audience this film was made for. But I am possibly Mads Mikkelsen's #1 fan. I had to give it a go. Even though I suspect he has scenes at the end, I couldn't get beyond twenty minutes of this mind-numbing trash. Is this what Star Wars is? Wow. No character development whatsoever. Would anyone care if any of the characters were killed at any moment? I wouldn't. Who are they? Who cares? Terrible, cheesy dialogue, weird mish-mash of grotesque alien/medieval worlds which surely got old with Blade Runner. I'm embarrassed now to have even watched 20 minutes of Star Wars. I need to go purify.