Charles Darwin was right.

Rating: 1/10 (14 February 2009)

This movie proves without a doubt that we all did, indeed ,evolve from apes. The series died at number 4 and this film cremates the series. The script tries but fails on every level to interest the viewer. Perhaps this is due to the act that this movie has nowhere to go. The audience, however, have plenty of places to go: Out the door.
When early man struggled to create fire, little did he know that millions of years later his efforts would contribute to this movie being tossed onto it.
An earnest misfire is still as awful as a misfire.
Tommy Gunn is probably the least charismatic character ever put on celluloid.