Please, let this be the last one

Rating: 1/10 (13 December 2002)

The original Rocky was a truly fine movie. Versions II-V started out truly awful and only got worse. The best we can hope for is that episode V will be the last. My worst nightmare is that I will walk through an airport someday and see a poster with a white-haired fellow in red, white, and blue boxing trunks on it, with the caption "Rocky XXVII." Please, let this be the last one.