If He Dies, He Dies

Rating: Null/10 (4 July 2004)

Let's set things straight here. Yes, this film is laughable. Yes, this film is a shadow in comparison to the original. But this film is one of the most thoroughly entertaining movies in history.
Rocky not only battles the memory of the now dead Apollo Creed, he also has to do battle which his pain in the ass wife Adrian, who has been telling him since Rocky II that he should hang it up. And he must deal with the steroid-pumping Russian giant Ivan Drago.
My favorite moment of hilarity involves Rocky winning over the Russian crowd and single-handedly bringing about an end to communism in Europe. It's no coincidence that all that Glasnost stuff started the same year Rocky said "If I can change, and you can change, everybody can change". Gorbacev was no doubt a big fan.