Jeeez! That Soviet technology sucks!

Rating: Null/10 (24 October 2002)

Undoubtably one of the most laughable films ever made, a hearty slice of shameless Reaganite propaganda, with Stallone's decrepit midget of a heayweight boxer thawing out the Cold War and establishing world peace by travelling to Moscow to knock seven shades of s**t out of towering superhuman Soviet stud Dolph Lundgren thereby avenging the death of buddy and one-time rival Apollo Creed. The sight of a Mikhail Gorbachev-a-like standing to initiate a rapturous ovation for Rocky's common-man-of-the-people "Why can't we all just get along?" heartfelt plea to the Soviet nation, the Stars & Stripes subtley draped over his shoulders, is surely one of the most unintentionally hilarious moments in celluloid history!
What this all really said of course was, "Hey Ruskies?! Join us.....or die!"