Raging Bullsh*t

Rating: 1/10 (30 December 2010)

What's the point of criticizing this shoddy, shabby waste of time after it became such a huge box office hit? An outline of its shortcomings would fill several pages, so perhaps a more succinct response would simply be to slap Sylvester Stallone's face for sustaining the notion that success is easily attained by shameless pandering and mindless self-parody. In this episode, writer-director-star Stallone spends ninety minutes (in between blatant product plugs) giving celebrity advice and selfless encouragement to everyone around him, including, in the end, the whole of humanity, wrapping himself in the stars and stripes to plead for universal peace and goodwill after slugging the hell out of his Soviet man-machine adversary.