HEADY DOSE OF PAP

Rating: 1/10 (3 July 2001)

Infantile tripe of the Rockster one more time "givin' it all he got...", this time to the bad Russkies. What it is essentially, is one of those mindless, feel good, manipulative, American movies that succeeds in only being mindless.
The only interesting scenes in the whole mess, is when the Soviet national anthem is being played, Rocky and Drago stare away at each other in a homeoerotic fashion. Some pretty intense cruising there, which was interesting, unlike 99% of the rest of the film. Alas, the rest could have been ground under the wheels of a combine in Mother Russia, and we'd have owed her a favor for it.
Oh-And don't miss the finale where Rocky gurgles into the microphone for what seems like hours, talking about "...change this..." and "...change that..." I couldn't decipher if Rocky was talking about a diaper or the tape, however both would be welcome as opposed to watching this movie again.