I Demand Vengeance!

Rating: 10/10 (30 June 2006)

I once had an argument with a guy about this film because he said this was the worst film he'd ever seen, which is so far removed from the mark it's bordering on fighting talk. (And may I say that I know for a fact this man liked his girlfriend to tie him up and p**s on his face. Would you take film criticism from such a dirty dirty man? I know I damn well wouldn't).
And anyway  this isn't the worst film ever made because the worst film ever made is some crap like 'Fried Green Tomatoes' or one of those straight to DVD movies you see for sale in a garage. You know the ones - they 'guest star' Billy Zane or Patrick Bergen or some other poor excuse for an actor or actress (such as Julia Roberts).
No. This film is great because it's got Mr T in it smacking the living crap out of everyone before getting his comeuppance at the end of Rocky's fists. And it's got 'Eye Of The Tiger' as its theme tune (which is the musical equivalent of fighting in an alleyway). And Apollo is Rocky's mate in this one which is what we all wanted to happen. And Mickey the trainer dies which is more emotional than any other screen death I've ever witnessed (with the possible exception of Connery's Irish/Scottish character in The Untouchables or Goose in Top Gun).
Up yours p**s-in-your-face man! I'm right and you're wrong because I'd never let anyone p**s in my face and that's the end of THAT.