Just the other day...

Rating: Null/10 (24 September 2004)

this dude walks up to me and says, 'Yo, how's about you and me?' And I said, 'what.' SO he repeats himself saying, 'How's about you and me?' So I say, 'no I didn't mean 'what' as in, what did you say? I said 'what' because I'm asking, you and me what. Like do you a favor or something?' He says, with a little more intensity, 'no, meaning me kicking you're butt ( he used stronger language but in the context of a wholesome website such as this, I will refrain from profanity.)' Now, I'm wondering what the heck is he talking about and why he would want to kick my butt for absolutely no reason at all. I have never seen this man in my life. He looked just like the guy that you are picturing right now. I decide to tell him the water story. Sir, I said, 'Let me tell you a quick story about water. There was this guy that would leave the bathroom sink on full blast as he brushed his teeth. He would brush on an average of 3 to 5 minutes at a time a few times a day. Do you realize how many millions of gallons of water you are wasting every day, month, and year? How selfish do you have to be to not realize this?' I pause, for a hope of an effect, and say, 'you're that guy.'