Heavy Metal: The ABC Afterschool Special

Rating: 3/10 (11 September 2001)

I like American Cheese as much as the next moviegoer, and on some levels the film does entertain... Mark Wahlberg lends the same innocent-boy charm to this role as he did his Dirk Diggler character in 'Boogie Nights' (matter of fact, he's playing almost the same character here... the biggest difference between them is the hairstyle and lack of, um, prosthetics), but that's not enough to hang a whole movie on...