Worst 2011 comedy

Rating: 1/10 (7 August 2011)

Few things to learn before assign a dubious 8-9/10 about this absolute "si-fi" mess :
1) Please, buy some Apple computer 2) When you experiment Alzheimer's disease on apes, please, do NOT make any survey on your dad, just shot him with ALZ-112 !!! 3) Please, buy some Apple stuff... 4) Good recipe to make an unwanted successful comedy : be awfully ridiculous and omit, if possible any possible scientific and medical fact 5) Please, inject massive doses of ALZ-112 to all those stupid morons executives at Hollywood ! 6) Please, buy some Apple stuff... This will help research, they really need it ! 7) When you try to make become a chimpanzee a little smart, be warned : he(she)'ll become an insanely dangerous ludicrous violent psychopath. 8) Try to put real apes, I mean my 8 years old son gave a loud laugh at your pathetic CGI 9) Try to make a plot without knowing how to spell p.l.o.t. 10) Please, buy some Apple Macbook Pro 13" or 27" Imac, Think Different(r) Obviously, Apple help medical research... 11) Don't let your neighborhood play with apes 12) Dogs don't like apes (don't know how or why) But apes don't care (they yell at them !) 13) Chimpanzees treated with massive ALZ-112 doses will grow and become taller than you (speaking of height) Yess!!! ALZ-112 can apply to bodybuilders !! Better than creatine ! 14) Please, buy an Apple computer ! Will help you be smarter ! Buy 3, it's better than 1 to start freaking thinking ! 15) I.Q. is doubled along each dose of ALZ-112, please, give some address where to buy some anonymously !... 16) I maybe should try this on my dog and cat ! 17) I also should try this on some chicken ! Just imagine Rise of the Chicken ! Some FRESH ideas for Hollywood executives ! 18) Dad is not so well when driving... Finally, sonny apes like him more than his neighborhood 19) Apply before experiment or assess ! 20) Ape's iris is green when I.Q. > 250. Make them easier to shot
Bottom line : gave it a 1/10 because I definitely laughed a lot and, at least, I know why apes are my worst enemies. A good contestant for the best 2011 comedy !